last saturday night when i was the 4th guy in line for the bathroom, a girl came out of the women's room and said that there was no line for it and for one of us to go ahead. buzzed genius over here took her up on her offer. twenty seconds into relieving myself, 4-5 girls showed up and were now waiting in line waiting for me to finish peeing in the women's bathroom. naturally it was one of those minute long pees and i could hear "no there's a fucking guy in there" and other pleasant things coming from the girls in line. walking out of the stall and having to pass them all was pretty hard for me to look like a bad ass.