Name some things it's hard to look cool doing...

[Seashell]

getting pinned under the bar and there is no one spottin you and people have to come running from across the gym to save your ass.

lol, and then seeing the person who saved you every few days in the gym after that.. d'oh!

 

[tuc biscuit]

drinking from a champagne flute

walking across a pedestrian crossing when there are about 100 people in cars watching you, for some reason you forget how to put one foot in front of the other

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

a guy going to the drugstore to buy tampons for his gf... or buying toilet paper

or buying something for Athletes foot...

following the Zima line of thought, a guy drinking wine coolers is uncool...

or picking up your significant other's birth control...

 

[the nature boy]

Spilling any kind of liquid on your crotch.

Guys doing yoga or pilates.

Stumbling for no reason while walking.

 

[Smurfy]

Walking on water

no way man. if you can do that, youre totally cool.

 

[gonelifting]

Wearing those Happy Birthday hats with the rubber band under your chin

is cool.

 

[SoKlueles]

wearing ur underwear inside out and when u bend over the tag flies out

 

[tuc biscuit]

Stumbling for no reason while walking.

I do this at least 3-4 times a day.

 

[from zero]

Walking into a spider web that no one else sees.

 

[Lumberg]

doing shrugs. people always get a weird contortion on their face from doing shrugs. and its unavoidable. thats why i dont do them

That's terrible!