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Name a Few Things Your Significant Other Must Have

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Shaolin Ninja
Could be your husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, bang buddy, etc, other than a heart beat, name a few things your significant other must have in order for you to be interested.

I like a girl with a nice purse, ugly purses are sort of gross to me.
Also, a woman with great breath can't be beat.
As far as looks, I like a great smile and a woman who does not look like she is trying to hard to look good. You?
 
I usually like a girl with an outgoing personality. It kinda is the opposite of me, and opposites do attract. Nice body, somone who takes care of themself. Someone who doesn't have to follow the crowd.

Who am I kidding, just a heartbeat...
 
Physically, I have no requirements. Except I dig nice feet.

She's gotta be comfortable in her own skin, and that's about it.
 
She has GOT to me Low Maintenance..

I mean, nothing worse than being called all damn day, having to check in frequently, being forced to have a conversation whenever you are both alone together..

Low Maintenance is another word for Strong Self Confidence in herself.

She does not need all that clutter that some High Maintenace women require.. Hair just so, 2 hours on makeup, etc..

By the way, Low maintenance can be beautifull..
 
money.... lots and lots of money. And ponies. And a pirate ship. And monkeys. And robots. And a pirate ship full of monkey robots with ponies in it. And Caprisun. I think that's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else.
 
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A CHICK WITH A BODY YOU CAN TELL SHE WORKED HARD FOR AND IS AS BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING WITH NO MAKE UP AS SHE IS ON SATURDAY NIGHT ALL FIXED UP.

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW. MY MINE IS STRETCHED LIKE A PRETZEL. BEEN STUDYING ALL NIGHT LONG AND HAVE A TEST IN 2 HOURS. I'M SURE I'LL THINK OF SOME BETTER STUFF BUT OFF THAT TOP OF MY HEAD, THAT WILL DO FOR NOW.


KAYNE
 
funny, quick witted, exude confidence, no quick temper (someone who can take a step back and handle shit when it gets rough), independent.........and nice boobies.
 
She must be able to cook and get grass staines out of light colored clothing.

She must be able bite her tounge while I am making an ass out of myself.
 
pauly said:
funny, quick witted, exude confidence, no quick temper (someone who can take a step back and handle shit when it gets rough), independent.........and nice boobies.

Where did Azia come into the picture then?

Just kidding .....howlie
 
The Nature Boy said:
money.... lots and lots of money. And ponies. And a pirate ship. And monkeys. And robots. And a pirate shit full of monkey robots with ponies in it. And Caprisun. I think that's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else.


Hmmm.....I have Caprisun? Would you settle for 1 out of 6?!? :D

~toga
:angel:
 
Peyote Killa said:


Have you been watching North Shore?

Turtle "you so howlie, you don't even know you howlie, howlie."

That just came to my head... Sometimes old memories seap out from the crevices. Like Semen from Corn's ass.
 
Steroid_Virgin said:
I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooong jacket.

I saw those fucks this past Friday night, live. They opened up for Crystal Method and STP. Cake sucks, they ruined the whole show. They have absolutly no energy, and to top that off, the singer had the nerv to get pissed when no one was singing when he held the mic to the crowd. I mean what did he expect, he had to of known before that night that his band sux.
 
nice teeth, good looks, a sense of style, a full head of hair (unless bald b/c he wants to be), fun and has goals, that's it! :kitty:
oh, yeah, clean nail!
 
I like guys who have eyes that shine with mischief-- with beautiful smiles that make me melt into a little contented puddle. I like someone who takes care of themselves. I like someone with a brilliant mind and a big heart....who can accept me as is. And if he is an academic presidential fitness award winner, well, then my heart is his.
 
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrystler Lebaron
 
money.... lots and lots of money. And ponies. And a pirate ship. And monkeys. And robots. And a pirate ship full of monkey robots with ponies in it. And Caprisun. I think that's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else.

HA HA HA!!!
 
studly1 said:
If my girl looked like Raina..I would be the happiest man on the planet.

She cooks and does needlepoint too.. She is also a notary and her legs are long enough to wrap around you twice.
 
addickt said:

She cooks and does needlepoint too.. She is also a notary and her legs are long enough to wrap around you twice.

You are just the sweetest dear. You forgot to add in that I'm tall and pretty patient if my date is running really late. AND I'm known to leave nice restaurants because I just feel like eating pizza. ;)

Everyone's always so nice to me....makes me blush.
 
Well for starters he can't have a girlfriend...that usually helps. Here's what I would prefer in a guy....

He gets my sense of humor and can be as big a wiseass as me, has morals and respect but doesn't let people walk all over him, doesn't worship the ground I walk on but walks beside me proudly...has ambitions for the future....has to be a family man who loves kids just as much as I do...has SOME kind of interest in fitness...those qualities are important to me, things that are hard to compromise!
 
PinK233 said:
Well for starters he can't have a girlfriend...that usually helps. Here's what I would prefer in a guy....

He gets my sense of humor and can be as big a wiseass as me, has morals and respect but doesn't let people walk all over him, doesn't worship the ground I walk on but walks beside me proudly...has ambitions for the future....has to be a family man who loves kids just as much as I do...has SOME kind of interest in fitness...those qualities are important to me, things that are hard to compromise!

So you have my # right?

When you calling me?

lol :p


ps.. he should also live pretty close to your right? HINT HINT WINK WINK!
 
1. long golden blond flowing hair like havoc.
2. she must have a nice car (foreign sports most likely)
3. she must make a lot of money
4. she must have a nice body and face
5. tight vagina


more to add later on maybe


6. must love or like football and sports in general
 
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KAYNE said:
A CHICK WITH A BODY YOU CAN TELL SHE WORKED HARD FOR AND IS AS BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING WITH NO MAKE UP AS SHE IS ON SATURDAY NIGHT ALL FIXED UP.

THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW. MY MINE IS STRETCHED LIKE A PRETZEL. BEEN STUDYING ALL NIGHT LONG AND HAVE A TEST IN 2 HOURS. I'M SURE I'LL THINK OF SOME BETTER STUFF BUT OFF THAT TOP OF MY HEAD, THAT WILL DO FOR NOW.


KAYNE

do kayne's post scare the ever living shits out of anyone else? Makes you wonder if he is like that in real life. He probably gets kicked out of libraries all the time.
 
oh yeah, and my significant other must have tank treads rather then legs (kinda like johnny 5), a cape, 4 breasts, and two working sets of genitals.

Truly, someone who im attracted to, who is cute, looks good without trying too hard is a good one. Trustworthy, fun to be around, tolerant enough to put up with my weirdness. Laid back.
 
Honesty, this is paramount on my list...
Good nature and confident in herself. To many times when you compliment a girl they over think it and don't appreciate what yo really say. I like them to were very little make-up and to be smart enough to talk to, but honesty is #1 cause you can't respect someone you can't trust....
 
sexxy as hell.

a freak in bed. I mean a fucking FREAK!!

decent personality.

Im not looking to get married. If I was she'd have to be all of the above plus honest, compassionate, caring. Intelligent, but not smarter than me. Big breasts. Wide hips. A nice ass.

Whorey, but not a big enough whore youd be ashamed to have her mother your children.

Know what I mean??
 
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he's gotta be clean, nice bod, nice teeth, takes care of himself and has a sense of style. good hygene! oh yea, not to sensitive, i hate that shit! a little aggressive and can handle a crazy bitch like me

:kitty:
oh yea, a nice ass too
 
I like a man who likes to have a good time in
any situation.

And a man to take charge when the time is right.
But he has to be comfortable when it's my time to be
in charge... ;)
 
:devil:
Tan, tattooed, pierced,hardbody,blonde,beautiful, loves honors and obeys me, stand by me in good and bad times, party as hard as me, loves to ride with me------I got her!
 
The Nature Boy said:
for you, I'd settle for 0 out of 6.

Someone who would like me enough to say something like that (toga you are one lucky gal!!!) , and still like me that much when I buy movie tickets at senior discount prices. ;) BTW Nature, Im on a different computer, and you are still Dr. Nick!!!!! I am so excited about that!!! :D


Some other things would have to be:

Intelligence (and a thirst for knowledge)
fun-loving, but able to be serious and philosophize about life with me.
a positive attitude
weird like mine sense of humor and not worried about coming off like a freak (how much of one and what kind is subjective tho)
independent
playful, sexy eyes
 
a freak in bed. I mean a fucking FREAK!!

Yes. I agree.

Of course, I have the traditional "madonna whore" complex where I want what is mentioned in the above quote but I only want her to have been that way with me.
 
aurelius said:


Of course, I have the traditional "madonna whore" complex where I want what is mentioned in the above quote but I only want her to have been that way with me.

I hear ya. Its the unicorn of women.
 
aurelius said:


Yes. I agree.

Of course, I have the traditional "madonna whore" complex where I want what is mentioned in the above quote but I only want her to have been that way with me.

I am that way. But you see, it is a 2-way dead end. The trouble is, when you are a librarian by day, you don't meet the kind of man who is into the aforementioned.
 
Intelligent, independant, witty, honest and open, into fitness, family oriented, good values/morals, great smile, kind heart, good sense of humor, unique in ways, able to put up with my foolishness, someone that will put into the relationship equally, outspoken and blunt, ohh and I really could not be with a girl with a big past (doesn't have to be a virgin like me lol, but not a lot on her bed post, def not someone who has slept around outside of relationships) there is a lot more but that covers it pretty much
 
on the first post in this thread, it says the person has to have a nice "purse" - does "purse" on a girl mean what i think it means???
 
on the first post in this thread, it says the person has to have a nice "purse" - does "purse" on a girl mean what i think it means??? i.e., another 5 letter word beginning with pu***??
 
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