Name a Few Things Your Significant Other Must Have

[Peyote Killa]

I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooong jacket.

I saw those fucks this past Friday night, live. They opened up for Crystal Method and STP. Cake sucks, they ruined the whole show. They have absolutly no energy, and to top that off, the singer had the nerv to get pissed when no one was singing when he held the mic to the crowd. I mean what did he expect, he had to of known before that night that his band sux.

 

[lillady]

nice teeth, good looks, a sense of style, a full head of hair (unless bald b/c he wants to be), fun and has goals, that's it!
oh, yeah, clean nail!

 

[Raina]

I like guys who have eyes that shine with mischief-- with beautiful smiles that make me melt into a little contented puddle. I like someone who takes care of themselves. I like someone with a brilliant mind and a big heart....who can accept me as is. And if he is an academic presidential fitness award winner, well, then my heart is his.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrystler Lebaron

 

[the nature boy]

Hmmm.....I have Caprisun? Would you settle for 1 out of 6?!?

~toga

for you, I'd settle for 0 out of 6.

 

[aurelius]

money.... lots and lots of money. And ponies. And a pirate ship. And monkeys. And robots. And a pirate ship full of monkey robots with ponies in it. And Caprisun. I think that's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else.

HA HA HA!!!

 

[HumorMe]

for you, I'd settle for 0 out of 6.

 

[studly1]

If my girl looked like Raina..I would be the happiest man on the planet.

 

[pushing_fe]

If my girl looked like Raina..I would be the happiest man on the planet.

Can I get a big HELL YA!

 

[addickt]

If my girl looked like Raina..I would be the happiest man on the planet.

She cooks and does needlepoint too.. She is also a notary and her legs are long enough to wrap around you twice.