Name a Few Things Your Significant Other Must Have

[lamamacita]

#1 Sense of Humor
#2 Outgoing (not a must but appreicated)
#3 GOOD TEETH

 

[pauly]

funny, quick witted, exude confidence, no quick temper (someone who can take a step back and handle shit when it gets rough), independent.........and nice boobies.

 

[TheClash]

She must be able to cook and get grass staines out of light colored clothing.

She must be able bite her tounge while I am making an ass out of myself.

 

[addickt]

funny, quick witted, exude confidence, no quick temper (someone who can take a step back and handle shit when it gets rough), independent.........and nice boobies.

Where did Azia come into the picture then?

Just kidding .....howlie

 

[toga22]

money.... lots and lots of money. And ponies. And a pirate ship. And monkeys. And robots. And a pirate shit full of monkey robots with ponies in it. And Caprisun. I think that's it. I'll let you know if there's anything else.

Hmmm.....I have Caprisun? Would you settle for 1 out of 6?!?

~toga

 

[Peyote Killa]

Just kidding .....howlie

Have you been watching North Shore?

Turtle "you so howlie, you don't even know you howlie, howlie."

 

[addickt]

Have you been watching North Shore?

Turtle "you so howlie, you don't even know you howlie, howlie."

That just came to my head... Sometimes old memories seap out from the crevices. Like Semen from Corn's ass.

 

[Peyote Killa]

O I see, when you put it like that, it makes so much more sense.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I want a girl with a short skirt and looooooong jacket.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

I want a girl who uses a machette to cut through red tape..