Myspace Honors

[fistfullofsteel]

Some girl put me as her first friend on her friend's list. She has like 25 friends and I'm #1.

At this time, I would like to thank the Academy. I would also like to thank Tom for making it all possible and fuck you, you rich bastard. I can't believe you became a millionaire of your stupid website. Last but not least, I would like thank myself. The rest of you can die. I really don't give a shit about you.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

mouse musta slipped

 

[fistfullofsteel]

mouse musta slipped

it's true, it's all true she doesn't know about my penis size.

 

[nimbus]

damn it sucks that you'll never be able to satisfy a woman

 

[jerkbox]

it's true, it's all true she doesn't know about my penis size.

tiny - you know, the exact opposite of the name of your gay football team

 

[the_clockwork]

she's cheating on you

 

[fistfullofsteel]

tiny - you know, the exact opposite of the name of your gay football team

not gay, they just suck in my mind i'm a giant

 

[sardonicone]

Everyone puts me in their top friends. Then I feel bad because I don't have enough top friend spots to put them in my top friends.

 

[nimbus]

Everyone puts me in their top friends. Then I feel bad because I don't have enough top friend spots to put them in my top friends.

damn son, thug life

 

[sardonicone]

damn son, thug life

People like me. They're fucking stupid.