My wiminz is pissing me off...

[Smurfy]

and sometimes a penis...

 

[javaguru]

Pick3 likes that kind of thing....

 

[Smurfy]

I need a good mentoring..........

i can provide private lessons

 

[javaguru]

First of all real men watch the X-Files and program in C. Buffy and Java? Common.

Ok, had to get out a bit of sarcasm there.

I would start by not referring to myself as hawt and my penis as cawk. Work on those 2 things and your chances at happiness with a female mate will increase by 25%.

I only watched Buffy in syndication...I was an Angel fan...."Not Fade Away" was a good episode.

 

[javaguru]

^^ The brother has a valid point.

You can't differentiate between "wiminz" and women in real life...I don't really ask for advice on EF...that would be crazy!

 

[javaguru]

i can provide private lessons

You married long enough that Lumberg doesn't care?