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sereneman

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My sister is staying with me because she left her hippie husband. She has a 14 year old spoiled Pomeranian bitch. The little bitch bites me if I get too close to her. I feel like kicking her for a mile, but I'm too compassionate, after all, she's an old lady dog. I walked into my room the other day, only to find a pile of shit in my good tennis shoe. Maybe I will shit in the little bitches food bowl and see how she likes it. But, she would probably just eat it and lick my sister on the mouth. Damn, I just can't win.
 
Turd in a hot dog bun and serve it to her.
 
My dog shit in my shoe before. I was like 12 and it was a tretorn. Everyone had 10 pairs of those, with the different colored swoosh thingies.

I threw them away.
 
Sorry serenman but that is tooooo funny. Nasty but funny. Personally, I would kill the fur ball and blame it on old age
 
Oh no!! :FRlol:

I think the dog knows you don't like it.. :)
Have you tried to make friends with the dog?
 
Can you see these threads on Jeopardy.

I'll take My Sister's Dog Shit in My Shoe for a thousand Alex.

I don't like the dog, it barks incessantly, bites people, and gets in my way. I still have compassion for it though.
 
sereneman said:
Can you see these threads on Jeopardy.

I'll take My Sister's Dog Shit in My Shoe for a thousand Alex.

I don't like the dog, it barks incessantly, bites people, and gets in my way. I still have compassion for it though.
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Your a good man.. :D
 
Just go running with the dog after about five miles it will be so tired it will probably never move again, well at least for a week. Just always keep a leash handy and see how she wil never approah you or the leash.....
 
Lord_Suston said:
Just go running with the dog after about five miles it will be so tired it will probably never move again, well at least for a week. Just always keep a leash handy and see how she wil never approah you or the leash.....
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Good idea.
 
How nice to wake up because someone just called this early in the morning, get on the computer and see one of my old threads.
 
a revenge tactic envolving poop is a must.

perhaps a quick poop fling to the face is in order.
 
sereneman said:
Can you see these threads on Jeopardy.

I'll take My Sister's Dog Shit in My Shoe for a thousand Alex.

I don't like the dog, it barks incessantly, bites people, and gets in my way. I still have compassion for it though.
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did you kick the dogs ass yet or are you still acting like its bitch?
 
sereneman said:
My sister is staying with me because she left her hippie husband. She has a 14 year old spoiled Pomeranian bitch. The little bitch bites me if I get too close to her. I feel like kicking her for a mile, but I'm too compassionate, after all, she's an old lady dog. I walked into my room the other day, only to find a pile of shit in my good tennis shoe. Maybe I will shit in the little bitches food bowl and see how she likes it. But, she would probably just eat it and lick my sister on the mouth. Damn, I just can't win.
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I'm still puttin' up with that damn little dog 2 years later. I thought by now she would have kicked the bucket.
 
The poor little thing finally kicked the bucket.......... My life has improved vastly.
 
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