My sister dates Adam Sandler

[biteme]

I just had a dream that my sister was out with Adam Sandler and she was telling me that they were out at a club and he switched from jack daniels and coke to some other hard liqour and that he started acting like an asshole, so she said she wouldn't be dating him anymore. Seemed real. LOL

 

[PICK3]

he has herpes

 

[string_bean00]

i had a dream i killed my roommate's cat


dreams are weird

 

[biteme]

i had a dream i killed my roommate's cat


dreams are weird

I have some weird ass dreams myself.

 

[FISHTALES]

he has herpes

thought it was anal warts?

 

[theoak01]

lol thats awesome bro,i slept like shit last night,new bed ,new surroundings kinda freaked me out,but the company i had with me was nice

 

[PICK3]

thought it was anal warts?

I think he admitted publically that he herpes. Too lazy to google it though.

 

[WarriorPL]

lol thats awesome bro,i slept like shit last night,new bed ,new surroundings kinda freaked me out,but the company i had with me was nice

What was his name?

 

[theoak01]

What was his name?

dammit I aint no faggalore, I like women

 

[WarriorPL]

dammit I aint no faggalore, I like women

 

[biteme]

lol thats awesome bro,i slept like shit last night,new bed ,new surroundings kinda freaked me out,but the company i had with me was nice

The new gf???

 

[theoak01]

The new gf???

dating,not gf yet,but soon I hope

 

[biteme]

dating,not gf yet,but soon I hope

Good for you! We hooked up with a girl that I went to highschool with last night. My married friend was trying to hit on her, but I knew he wouldn't get anywhere. That's why his sorry ass volunteered for me to pick up the tab, because he knew she wanted me and not him. She's a great girl, but I'm not into women my own age. Very few of them take good enough care of themselves. And I can date women 15 years younger, so why not? Like Jim Brown said, "I like to get them when they're ripe." LOL

 

[theoak01]

Good for you! We hooked up with a girl that I went to highschool with last night. My married friend was trying to hit on her, but I knew he wouldn't get anywhere. That's why his sorry ass volunteered for me to pick up the tab, because he knew she wanted me and not him. She's a great girl, but I'm not into women my own age. Very few of them take good enough care of themselves. And I can date women 15 years younger, so why not? Like Jim Brown said, "I like to get them when they're ripe." LOL

lmao,Im robbing the cradle too bro,shes 18

 

[Sub-Zero]

i had a dream i was playing hockey but sucked to bad to even make contact with the puck and fo rsome reason a fight broke out and i kep tthrowing stuff a tpeple and stabbing them with debris and then i was on top of some kid pounding his face in but it was hard like a brick wall,