My shin is covered with blood...

[SofaGeorge]

...therefore, today I (BLANK)

I'm going to send karma to the person who correctly fills in the blank.

 

[mrbill]

was doing deadlifts

 

[HighIntensity]

got really into sucking dick?

 

[HappyScrappy]

was doing deadlifts

I was gonna say that one.

 

[Raina]

therefore, today I initially thought I was experiencing stigmata but it turned out that I was wrong and felt silly for running around proclaiming the miracle. Really I'd just tripped over something. I didn't cry though....

 

[naturally anabolic]

...figured i would stop driving around in a dark green panel van with a basket of lollipops asking children if they need a ride....dammit they really kick hard!

how'd i do?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

..................

..............stop doing quad injects with an 18g sustanon needle. It ruined my fucking pants too. God damn 50 dollar pair of Dockers and they are soaked in blood.

 

[HighIntensity]

Milo Hobgoblin = greatest elite addy name ever

 

[danielson]

.....was hitting my shin with a piece of wood?

.....was playing football and got tackled hard?

.....went and invested in some knee pads to stop the carpet burn?

 

[beastboy]

took a shower.....you smelly bastard!