My shin is covered with blood...

[SofaGeorge]

...therefore, today I (BLANK)

I'm going to send karma to the person who correctly fills in the blank.

 

[mrbill]

was doing deadlifts

 

[HighIntensity]

got really into sucking dick?

 

[HappyScrappy]

was doing deadlifts

I was gonna say that one.

 

[Raina]

therefore, today I initially thought I was experiencing stigmata but it turned out that I was wrong and felt silly for running around proclaiming the miracle. Really I'd just tripped over something. I didn't cry though....

 

[naturally anabolic]

...figured i would stop driving around in a dark green panel van with a basket of lollipops asking children if they need a ride....dammit they really kick hard!

how'd i do?

 

[milo hobgoblin]

..................

..............stop doing quad injects with an 18g sustanon needle. It ruined my fucking pants too. God damn 50 dollar pair of Dockers and they are soaked in blood.

 

[HighIntensity]

Milo Hobgoblin = greatest elite addy name ever

 

[danielson]

.....was hitting my shin with a piece of wood?

.....was playing football and got tackled hard?

.....went and invested in some knee pads to stop the carpet burn?

 

[beastboy]

took a shower.....you smelly bastard!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL

Thanks high intensity.

Thats one of the names I used playing online game. The first one was Jester Hobgoblin but I had to use a different name on my second account.

 

[starfish]

.......was attempting to shut the car door on George again

 

[HighIntensity]

Re: LOL

Thanks high intensity.

Thats one of the names I used playing online game. The first one was Jester Hobgoblin but I had to use a different name on my second account.

telling me this info made it a little less cooler, sorry

 

[SofaGeorge]

Durn it - so many good answers that I ran out of karma. I'll hit everybody else as soon as I recharge.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL

BWHAHAHHAHAHA

Okay Im a nerd on the inside...you caught me.

 

[SofaGeorge]

The winning answer was:

therefore today I DEADLIFTED.

However, I am sending karma to everyone who entered the competition.

 

[SofaGeorge]

.......was attempting to shut the car door on George again

That was an accident.

 

[epimetheus]

...therefore, today I (Rest so that I may make them bleed again tommorow)