My Plea To Kayne

[HULKSTER]

Although I do not want to be pegged as a hypocrite, I just found out a previously unknown reason to me as to why I should care about my green karma points. If I go into the negative red karma territory, and then proceed to get too many red karma bars, I WILL GET BANNED. I did not know this, otherwise I wouldn't have made all of those stupid, obnoxious jokes and bullshit threads. Please, Kayne, stop giving me Red Karma. Every time you reload, you immediately blast me with every fucking ounce of red karma you can give out. C'mon, man, except for those threes day, I still have about 850 quality posts, as well as the threads I created. The vast majority of those posts and threads were deemed very funny and intellectually stimulating, as many of you stated by giving me a lot of green karma points. So I plead to Kayne, and others, to stop zapping me with red karma. Green would be appreciated, though. I have suffered enough, and now I bow down to my EF GOD, KAYNE.

P.S.--Kayne, I accidentally gave you one red karma zap, and will immediately give you green once I'm able to.

 

[Burning_Inside]

make sure you guys film your night at the hotel.

 

[alien amp pharm]

No offense (well perhaps a little) but that was pathetic. Come on bro, be strong, don't give in!

Do you honestly think they are going to ban a platinum "paying" member simply due to little red dots of karma?

as it has been said "Kick his ass, Seabass!"

 

[HULKSTER]

Do you honestly think they are going to ban a platinum "paying" member simply due to little red dots of karma?

ANSWER: YES! EF needs to make the powers of its administrators and moderators look as if they will be used, and thus, letting someone off the hook for being a platinum member will only invite more misbehavior to EF.

 

[RADAR]

i thought you were gonna beg him to plueezz turn off the caps lock!



RADAR

 

[PoyeBoy]

lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

hey look! Your karma has went from one bar to two in a short matter of time.

Just continue to make your usual jokes and stuff until you get back to one bar. Then you can be nice at that point.

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

i thought you were gonna beg him to plueezz turn off the caps lock!



RADAR

me too.

 

[Sebass67]

GROUP HUG...

 

[Bullit]

The gayness of this thread is only surpassed by the gayness of your apology thread.



Oh... and Nature Broly.

 

[the nature boy]

Oh... and Nature Broly.

ah, you just managed to squeeze that one in there.

 

[Big Johnson]

This may only fuel Kayne's rage

 

[AustinTX]

Big Johnson, what's your dog doing with your dildo in your avatar? Shouldn't you be sitting on it or something???

 

[HULKSTER]

Big Johnson, what's your dog doing with your dildo in your avatar? Shouldn't you be sitting on it or something???

Yes, I find this disturbing. That dog is now considered to be my competition for sucking cock for green karma. Pochie, I bet I have a deeper throat then you.

 

[KAYNE]

DOES THIS MEAN YOU DONT WANT ME TO FUCK YOU ANYMORE???


YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THING ABOUT KARMA...I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT IT.....I SIMPLY RETURN GREEN TO THOSE WHO GIVE TO ME. IT USUALLY TAKES ME A WHILE THOUGH CUZ IT ONLY LETS ME HIT ONE OR TWO THEN TELLS ME I HAVE GIVEN OUT TOO MUCH. SO WHEN YOU STARTED IN ON YOUR "PRIORITIES" AND "KARMA" BULLSHIT, I SIMPLY PLAYED ALONG WITH YOU.


I AM CURIOUS TO KNOW, HOW MANY POINTS DID YOU HAVE WHEN YOU HAD THREE BARS AND HOW MANY POINTS YOU WENT DOWN TO FROM POSTING YOUR SHIT FOR THOSE FEW DAYS???





KAYNE

 

[HULKSTER]

THE BOTTOM LINE IS KAYNE, my Karma points got there ass reamed out between you and Notorious QQ, as well as the collective effort of other EF members. And no, I don't want you or anyone else to fuck me.

 

[distanced]

you said I would get to fuck you for all eternity, now you say this.
red for you

 

[AustinTX]

A deep throat is a good start.
But do you swallow?

Still trying to make up my mind on a BJ for green....

 

[HULKSTER]

bump

 

[WarriorPL]

mike79 clearly had his membership in jeopardy so now he has to get our trust back and come clean.

 

[distanced]

exactly!
he will now be kissing ass like nobodies business for the next few weeks.

trying hard to spread green and come up with, 'insightful posts'.
lol

 

[bwood]

this is sad...

 

[KAYNE]

ATLEAST YOU HAVE THE NUTS TO ADMIT YOU WERE JUST BEING STUPID AND SPEWING SHIT FOR YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT. AND TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M A STAND UP GUY (I ACTUALLY STAND ON TWO LEGS), I WONT GIVE YOU ANY MORE RED.

AS SOON AS YOU START TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS AGAIN, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GETTING MORE RED THOUGH.




KAYNE

 

[rjl296]

what kind of thread is this ?

 

[KAYNE]

what kind of thread is this ?

MUST YOU ASK?



KAYNE

 

[strider364]

what kind of thread is this ?

Kudos an the avatar again broly!

 

[KAYNE]

BTW.......HOW DO YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" GIVE ME RED???




KAYNE

 

[WODIN]

Yeah...how does one accidentally do such a thing? hmmmmm.....

 

[beastboy]

If anymore homos posted on this thread, you could call it Malibu Squirt 2003. I for one, will not be attending that get together.

 

[havoc]

If anymore homos posted on this thread, you could call it Malibu Squirt 2003. I for one, will not be attending that get together.

People in glass bath houses should not throw stones.

 

[FreeballinDC]

People in glass bath houses should not throw stones.

havoc, that should read....should not throw vulcanized butt plugs, not stones.

Just a reminder.

 

[havoc]

havoc, that should read....should not throw vulcanized butt plugs, not stones.

Just a reminder.

What was I thinking? Sorry!

 

[beastboy]

People in glass bath houses should not throw stones.

You leading by example?

 

[Frackal]

i had to give red karma for this thread

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

I hit everybody up with gooey.

 

[Big Johnson]

Big Johnson, what's your dog doing with your dildo in your avatar? Shouldn't you be sitting on it or something???

Are you saying you'd like to see me sitting on it? You said I "should" be, after all. You pro gay, or just pro guys-putting-dildos-in-their-asses? See, I'm of the opinion I "should not" be sitting on it, but maybe that's because I'm not gay. Either way, you're better off trying to hit up AAP for that shit, if you can afford him.