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What tha fuck..that's what i said..i woke up..grabbed tha crappy ass earthlink diggy camera,,and went to tha bathroom and took some pics. I felt different today, last night i ate 8 fuckin greasy ass jack in tha crack tacos and felt guilty about it. Today is tha begginging of something new. Here's my pic, and today i start my cutting up program. I've never juiced before, but one of these days, in the very near future i'm going to do an anavar only cycle. I dunno what came over me today, but i just felt different, like somethings gonna happen.

I know these fucking pics are blurry as hell but it's tha best i could do with this free earthlink diggy cam.

I'm tired of having this excess fat around my abs, it's time to rip up. no mercy, just straight rippin tha fuck up.
My goal is to be ripped in a month. Fuck everything, i'm gonna do it. Ill post my pic in a month. exactly. July 14th. Fuck it. i'll post it July 4th. Independence Day.

Peace.
 
 
p.s. IGNORE THA TOILET PAPER,

p.p.s IGNORE MY RIGHT HAND TOO! LOL
 
Poor guy. When I beat off in the bathroom, there's a lot of dick on the other side of my hand. Having TP handy is probably a good idea, beating off & taking a picture of it isn't so great of one, particulary if you can hide your entire dingy in your hand....:D
 
Sound familiar?

"Bro are you a crackbaby? I am not flaming..well fuck never mind, i am trying to flame you.
what tha hell are you doing? your taking gear and you still look like shit.

Fix up ur goddamn diet a little bit and start doing intense workouts.

I mean for an average person on tha street you look decent..but for a person who works out and juices..you look fucking ridiculous.

Are you sure your shit isn't fake???

anyways, i'm out of here.. your pic is making me sick."

That was your intelligent, insightful critique to my OLD ASS bloat pics http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?threadid=13596&highlight=fred.
Maybe you're not on gear yet, but I can tell you I went fomr 150-220 NATURALLY before I touched gear. What are your stats? You don't look over 200.

Rugger
Newer pic: http://www.geocities.com/ruggersgrowth/
 
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PimpnAintEasy said:
Poor guy. When I beat off in the bathroom, there's a lot of dick on the other side of my hand. Having TP handy is probably a good idea, beating off & taking a picture of it isn't so great of one, particulary if you can hide your entire dingy in your hand....:D
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Funny ass sh*t...bro:FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Don't worry next time i post a pic i'll shave, tan, and not look like i'm playin w/ myself. :D
 
Wait a second. I have never juiced before. What do u mean "is your shit fake?"
 
PimpnAintEasy said:
Poor guy. When I beat off in the bathroom, there's a lot of dick on the other side of my hand. Having TP handy is probably a good idea, beating off & taking a picture of it isn't so great of one, particulary if you can hide your entire dingy in your hand....:D
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....
 
ho ho ho, hold up bros. i gotta stick up for this guy a little. he said he hasn't tried any gear yet... daaaa what didn't you guys understand? its written in black and white. bro go for it, with ALOT of hard work i don't see you having a problem reaching your goes. stack em tall buddy...
 
Hey Rugger, maybe you forgot , i replied twice in your old post, why don't look at it again.

Anyways i went from: 184lbs 24% bodyfat, 12 inch Flabby arms, 36 inch waist, no definition at all, eating pop tarts for breakfeast, etc etc. to 154lbs 7% bodyfat.
From 154lbs i went to 195lbs Naturally, my bodyfat went up to 16 - 17% though. Right now i'm 179lbs bodyfat is probably around 14% i guess, i haven't got it measured.

Anyways my goal is to be at around 7% again.
I will post my pics i said...soon.
This board is not only informative but inspirational and motivational. I do my best work underpressure. Thanks for everybodys comments.
 
Go for it man...i've seen folks alot worse starting out. Get committed and DO IT!!!!! RADAR
 
PimpnAintEasy said:
Poor guy. When I beat off in the bathroom, there's a lot of dick on the other side of my hand. Having TP handy is probably a good idea, beating off & taking a picture of it isn't so great of one, particulary if you can hide your entire dingy in your hand....:D
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :EL:

for real.. i think you would do on a cycle.. your not overweight, in fact i'd guess you between 10-12%bf, and have decent mass for 179lbs. a good mass cycle would probably put on good lean mass and then you'd be yoked.

good luck
 
Tyson79

Please do not submit anymore subliminally gay beat off pics anymore :D

Good job so far for not using any gear. How tall are you?

A higher protein diet and a bit of test should make those muscles come alive. You think you feel good now? Just wait until you have some test coursing through your veins.

I started a cycle about 4 weeks ago and I am just now feeling and seeing results. So are the chicks, damn...
I should have done this a long time ago.

Good job. Good luck.

##spiderbaby##
 
why do people start flaming before they ever read his post? he said he's natural.

geez.. read the damn posts. u look good, keep up the work.
 
I agree with Spunky read before you flame...I would love to see all of your pics...

On another note that was funny as hell Riker...lol
 
Tyson your fine..good luck on your goals...and Ruger chill,if his comments pissed u off so much proove him wrong with your next pics...now lets have a good clean fight and no low blows
 
LOL riker u motherfucker! i still love u though man.

p.s. at least u can make it bigger u bastard!
 
Ronald and Mike T

macdbol-I simply quote him from a post I made with OLD pics, I got torched.
I fell victim to the same thing, people didn't read the post, just looked at the pics. After the first wise guy chimed in, everyone like sheep, followed the leader.
I have never given a negative criticism without being constructive.

Mike T- you look good, seriously I simply replied with your flame, I don't need to see your other posts, I trust it was a retraction/out/saving face of some sort.

Now, how does Rugger really feel:

You said it, shave, tan and you'll look a lot better.
Honetsly though, SQUAT! I'd guess your wheels are not what you'd like them to be. I think with some squats, deads and serious back work, you'll blow up nicely w/o gear, that is if you want to gain some mass, you only mentioned cutting.

Get that attitude in the gym and kitchen and get it in gear.

Looking forward to you July pics, I'll post some mid-July after my honeymoon.

Good Luck,
Rugger
 
You may end up with a stress fracture in your wrist from wacking off like that. :D

Seriously, I don't know why anybody would flame your natural physique. You have a decent base to build on and a good shape.
 
imho.....you don't need to do a cutting cycle......you need some mass, so I'd do a bulking cycle if I were you!
 
Rugger, bottom line is. We're all in this shit to improve. Improve tha quality of everything. To be tha best we can be. To be able to grab any girls ass we wanna grab. To be able to do what we wanna do. We all want to manifest our destinys. Conquer our weakpoints. And whack off anyway we wanna wack off.

We are all in this shit together. Everybody on this board is elite. 99.99% of tha population doesn't even care about being Great. They are totally satisfied with tha way they are living. They are comfortable, and thus they have no reason to change.

But us...we are different, we are the expection, we are that .01%. Everysingle member who signed up for this board, did it for a reason. To better themselves. To destroy all obstacles that stand with in our path. Our brain doesn't comprehend the word "can't". We go through pain for pleasure. We go through suffering for salvation. Our desire fuels your untouchable discipline. And our heart is what makes us heros. This is what makes us Elite.

When i say something, even though it might sound harsh, i TRUELY say it to try to spark something inside of you, so that you can change for the better. I don't do it out of hate or jealousy.

Anyways, it's time for me to eat meal number 5.
Good night fellas.

Rugger - I'll be waiting to see ur pics soon buddy.

Peace
 
hey guys, remember that we all started out somewhere in the pits. none of here where born with muscles and 7% BF. i give you alot of credit to post your pic. not to many guys here will do it.

anyways, you have a base. i agree with Bigmag, do a bulk first. however, it is the summer, and you do want to cut. do that, and then over the winter bulk your ass off. a clean diet, a clean chest, and a good tan will help show off your cuts more. go for your goals, dont let anyone stop you or tell you other wise. good luck.

peace...Arms
 
Damn! Riker i almost spilled my fruit drink..Laughing my a** off!!!! RADAR
 
LOLLLLLLLLLL mmmmm yummy

Tits would be cool. i think they'd bring out my sensative side more.
 
Ok, tyson... if you wake up in the morning and you find your right hand and wrist cramped up in that position then you should know that you have just been overdoing it a little too much the previous night... better lay off before you'll only be able to type one handed! :D

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.

hardgainer (the cheekiest bastard on the board)
 
Ummmmmm, could the guys who were playing with photoshop PLEASE DELETE THAT SHIT!!! I mean, yes, it is funny, but this IS NOT THE SEX BOARD.....and I am not gonna move the entire thread because I don't think it belongs over there.

Having said that, all you flamers - READ HIS POST - THE GUY HASN'T CYCLED!!!

I think you've come a long way from being fat and flabby, brotha. Looking good, now think about where you want to go! Fix the diet and train intensely, you'll be surprized at how much of a difference that will make.

Not every guy wants to be the biggest MOFO in the gym. Maybe this guy prefers the leaner "fitness model" look. It is all good.

:)
 
no dude, i never said you were gross. i mean it would be gross to suck tyson's shriveled dick!!

my attraction to transies won't be a beautiful thing until i actually get to fuck one..

:)
 
Well, you know that Small is really a trannie. (ssh! don't tell Big_Johnson! It's a secret!)
 
Bunch of arsholes here dude. They forgot where they started. Just keep eating and training. It will come. The majority of these phucks are weak ars punks anyway.

If anyone of you don't like my comments, I still live in Mesquite, Tx. I not going anywhere.
 
Looks like some uptight power-mad chick used her edit button.

So much for ...... uh ...... humor.

And don;t bitch any faster than you realize I am right - maybe you need to work on those anger issues honey, or find a way to get rid of that tension.
 
Hello - Riker if you are refering to me - do you NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE CHAT BOARD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES POSTED?!?!?!

DID I NOT ASK YOU NICELY TO DELETE IT BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT TO MOVE THE ENTIRE THREAD?

DID I NOT SAY THAT I, MYSELF, THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY?!?!?!

Because you are relatively new and do not know me and because you were only a teeny bit pissy about OBVIOUSLY IGNORING MY STERN BUT FRIENDLY REQUEST I will not go off...besides I've got enough REAL problems in MY REAL LIFE. I don't need to engage in a cyber pissing contest with you....you might get urine on my acrylic posing heels and then I would have no choice but TO HURT YOU.

PS - Baby, I may not be AALLLL THAT, but do I look like I have difficulty finding an "outlet" for my tensions?!

Class dissmissed...Have a nice day!:)
 
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I have my health and I am intelligent. My children are all healthy and normal. I am truly blessed.

However, you do not know THING ONE about me or my life......and that is fine. Because as I've said, I have it all in perspective. What good would all the money in the world do if any of my girls was stricken with a disease or in a horrible accident or if anyone hurt one of them in an unspeakable way??

Trust me, I count my blessings DAILY, but that does NOT MEAN that my life is in any way, shape or form EASY.
 
Thank you for pointing that out for me.....what would the world be without men *cough* boyz like you?

....a better place to live.

Remember Dear Captain, YOUR MOTHERwas ONLY a woman too.
 
CaptainCumslop said:
you dont have any REAL problems. your life is easy.
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Yes . . . it's very hard being you isn't it . . . after all, being a circus midget and a laboratory chimp can be pretty "stressful" I'm sure.
 
Riker29 said:
Sounds like someone is tense.

Spare me honey.

Go get some batteries and calm down.

You need a good spanking.
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:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

Now THAT is some funny shit!

Batteries? What makes you think that my forearms aren't strong enough to handle the job?....baby, if the wind blows in the right direction (which it USUALLY IS), I get off.....

OOOO, baby, all I have to do is close my eyes and think of you......then, OF COURSE, it is over in but the blink of an eye.

HAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHahahahahaa

I am getting tears in my eyes! You are truly ONE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER!

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Its over for YOU honey in the blink of an eye .....

and with proper training, you'll find that when you thought it was over, its just starting, becuase now ......

you are ready to go again, and again ....

but wait - not yet ..... I wont let you. You have to let it build, you know .......

dont worry, I wont hurt you ...... you will like it, you just need to let go, allow yourself to have that feeling ..... like that one ... there ...... again ........ now ..... until you come ...... over and over ....... to a new level of awareness ........ ready to move thing in a new way ..... in a new direction ........

And as you take ahold of this new direction ...... really try it out, ride it for a while ...... you'll start to notice it building more, taking that new direction all the way inside you, .... and more, now, like that, isnt it ....... until you are ready to burst .....

And as that new direction bursts inside your assking yourself ... how much more can I take? How much more can I handle, how deep inside myself now will I let this go ..... allow this experience to change you ... isnt it .....



Gonna delete this one too? After all - I never said anything sexual - that what you were thinking.

Shame on you.
 
Riker, you have no clue what you are talking about (though the little psudeo cyber sex was greatly appreciated by some of the board members both female and male ...I didn't forget yaz guys LOL)

THERE ARE RULES - NO PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES ARE ALLOWED ON THIS BOARD - THAT IS WHY GEORGE CREATED THE SEX BOARD WHERE PICS LIKE THAT ARE ALLOWED.

IF THERE ARE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT/PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES POSTED IN THIS PARTICULAR FORUM...AS WITH SOURCE POSTING....OR WORDS THAT ARE MEANT TO DEGRADE/THREATEN OTHERS......THIS BOARD COULD BE SHUT DOWN!

Am I making myself clear? I did not MAKE the rules, but as a board moderator, if I am available it certainly IS WITHIN THE REALM OF MY RESPONSIBILITY TO ENFORCE THEM!

So now, admit that you would gnaw off both your arms at the mere opportunity to be in the same room with me, and we will call it quits.

I am tired, it is late and I have to get up to do AM cardio, see my four kids off to school, go to the gym, bake some cookies, do some laundry and conduct some business, then take care of the kiddies till bedtime. But before I go, I want you to know that I will be working my forearm as I close my eyes and think of you.....Ummmmmm, maybe not. See, there is no shortage of men to take care of my needs. :D
 
And how does the fact that I have four children have ANYTHING to do with how attractive I am or am not?

I am almost afraid to say this....but I am assuming that external beauty is what you are basing that comment on, correct? (ie T&A, etc)
 
CaptainCumslop said:
shes a mother of four kids. i can think of a lot of chicks id rather be in a room with.
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And that's as close as you will get to a woman is thinking about them.
 
Ummmmm, that is MY FACE AND MY ASS in my sig pic fool.
No photoshop, no airbrushing.

Somehow I SERIOUSLY DOUBT that you have EVER been given the time of day by a woman who could TOUCH THIS - physically, mentally, emotionally, or spiritually.

Or perhaps, I am wrong. You "have" women like me all the time. SHIT, I bet you even found one like me to mother YOUR children and pass her genes onto them. Perhaps that is why you are such a pleasant and giving individual.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
 
Jeez, the anger, the tension .......

And yes, I am sure there are plenty of men that will do anything to be with you.

Most men live life, deal with women, and eal with sexuality from a position of "Poverty".

Sorry honey, I can go to the mall and find a dozen drop dead gorgeous women there inside of an hour.

Funny how you focus on physical attributes as a defense, then call into question the standards of men here that make statements regarding such - that physical beauty is all they look for.

Pick a position dear

BTW - I totally respct your statement regarding board rules. I understand that. That pic was clearly a joke, and was clearly NOT real for gods sake. Jeezus, even a 10 year old could have told you that.

Your METHOD and languaging of stating your "position" is what was wrong. You talk down to people as if WE are your children ...... "I told you nice, I asked you nicely, not I have to ......" or whatever you said.

We arent your kids dear. You may find that handling adults, and adult situations, with adult approaches, will get you adult responses.

It;s amazing to sit back and watch you get all pissy about this.

Seriously dear, relax. Its not big deal. They pics were a joke - they werent real for god's sake.

Try talking to people in here NOT like you talk to your kids. You may find that their willingness to abide by your requests is much more forthcoming.

But I still think you need a spanking.

And shame on your for smiling .... like that. Didnt you. Thats right, I know you did.
 
CaptainCumslop said:
you see its guys like the ones on this board that give chicks like bikini grandma these over-inflated egoes.
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And it's the palm of your hand and a repeated jerking motion that gives you your's.
 
HAHAHAhahahahahahahhahahahaaaa

Baby, I won't even tell you what I CHARGE photogs (unless I REALLY admire their work or are they EXTREMELY well-established professionals) what my hourly rate is...I am talking WHAT I CHARGE THEM!!!

Hey, Bonehead, I am an agency represented - printed commercial fitness and swimwear model.

Yes, the editor of Ironman Mag was impressed enough after having met me at the NPC Nationals this past fall to feature me in his column last month...yea, I'm a REAL GRANDMA ALRIGHT!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHahahahahahahhahahaaa

Just admit it, you want me. Come on, it's ok, I won't feel like I need a shower or anything. After all, it's not as if I have any control over your pubescent fantasies!

HAHAHAHahahahahAHAHAHAhhaahhaha
 
Well then as long as YOU are not the one signing the check, it doesn't matter much now, does it?

And as for you Riker - there is no anger, no tension and ZERO hostility. ANY IMBECILE could see that your alteration of the original pic was a CARTOON or should I say "A DOODLE OF A DIDDLE".....but just because it was "not real" it was STILL PORNOGRAPHIC NONETHELESS, and it is STILL MY RESPONSIBILITY TO ENFORCE THE RULES SETFORTH BY THE OWNER OF THE SITE.

Having said that, because you do NOT know me, you obviously do not appreciate my brand of humor and that is why you took my original comments as one that a child would stubbornly disobey when coming from a figure of authority....which you obviously did. So do not act like a child and you will not be treated as such.

I have very few quarrels with ANY of the board members at elite. Still there are a few insecure little men that feel the need to "flex their BIG STRONG MUSCLES" when a female mod cracks the whip and with a gentle loving tone that only a mother could possess, orders them to drop to their knees and submit!

As for your comments about external beauty. It was not I that began that arguement......I was CORRECT in assuming that the Captain there (not you Insano baby) was basing HIS opinion purely on physical appearances...and I WAS CORRECT. The only information he had was that I had had children so that AUTOMATICALLY MEANT THAT I WAS WAAAAAAY ICKY (I believe that this is the proper terminology that the little boys now use in the fourth grade, is it not?).

Dude, YOU need to lighten up. Just because you do not appreciate my brand of humor does not mean that you need to get your underoos all up in a bind!....that could hurt your family jewels, thus further imasculating you.

And as for finding "prettier girls" at the mall...OF THAT, I HAVE NO DOUBT. I am FAR TOO OLD TO BE A MALL RAT.
 
See, now that pic deserved to be blocked.
Good job Mom.

Riker i still love you , you little slut u.
 
You know what?

Get this. I have been loading this page, and even on my super-fast connection, its been slow as hell.

And you wanna know why?

BikiniMom's sig takes 312k! That's right - every time she posts, its 312k added to the page. So when she has a lot of posts in a thread. ........

Think what that is doing to the people on dial-up connections.

You know what - all other stuff aside - that is just rude and self-centered.

If you truly are a :mod" which has the interests of the Board and its members at heart, as you claim you do, you should edit that down. That is ridiculous.

312k !

EVERY TIME SHE POSTS!

Jeezus dear, thats uncalled for.
 
By the way ....

The inevitable conclusion of this thread will be .......

BM makes some comment, attempting to "get the last word in", ......

... then using her Mod status, she will lock the thread.


So, I have no more comments. Let her end it or delete it or whatever.

Just get rid of that ridiculously huge sig, please.

And get some batteries.

And yes, you still need your spanking.
 
A) I have NEVER locked a thread (though you are making and EXCELLENT arguement for me to do so).

B) GET CABLE YOU CHEAPY. I have had this sig for nearly a year - guess what? FIRST COMPLAINT!!!

C) If it takes too long for this thread to load, STOP CLICKING ON IT! It can't be THAT BAD if you keep replying. HEHHHEHHahahahahahhaHOOHOhhhoho

D) I guess that you ARE right about ONE THING though, I DID HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD. :D
 
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