my parents are over today because it is my due date...

[heatherrae]

LOL. What a day.

Okay, first of all, we sit down to lunch and my dad says "your face is really ....ummmm...full." My stepmom says, "WHAT?" He says "you know, look at her face. It's really swollen or something." Stepmom repeats "WHAT?" She is trying to point out to him that he is being rude. So my dad says, "her face is FAT. Okay, there I said it. Are you two happy now that you dragged it out of me?" Meanwhile, I'm just shaking my head thinking "I didn't say a word to drag it out of you." LOL Oh, my father is so tactful.

Later in the day, I said, "excuse me, I have to go call the pediatrician." My dad says "why are you calling him?" I said, "I need to talk to him." So, my dad starts flipping out and asking "Why? It's time? Is it time? Is it?" I say, "No dad, I'm calling the baby doctor not my OB/GYN. Sit down, already."

Then, he starts in with baby talking to my dog again. "Whose widdle puppy are you? Do you like your mommy better or granpa? I think you wub granpa more than mommy."

Gosh, Im so glad they are here to make my day less stressful.

 

[Nathan]

lol. Good luck heather. And happy expecting day. Here's a short story I wrote for you to cheer you up:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/rex-dwarf-robot-bull-562206.html

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL reminds me of the day when my baby was born. We sorta helped her along by stimulating my cervix the night before. So anyways, my sister was coming along (who was 3 months behind me pregnant with her first child) to attend to my oldest who was a litte over 4 years old at the time. She INSISTED on seeing HOW the baby comes out. Anyway, I take a shower and sure enough all sorts of icky bloody clumps start fallin outta me so I tell my husband, "Dood we gotta go soon." So here is my house - My mother and father (who are annoying as all heck LOL to watch my two younger kids), my sister and my 4 year old and me all sitting there ready to go to the hospital and my husband simply could not find his pants.

OMG it was quite comical... brought back a pleasant memory of a happier time.

Thanks Ms PregoRae... hope it all goes smoothly for you!

 

[jh1]

Sounds Fun.

Can I come over?

 

[Tytan]

Good luck to you HR, I hope you have a quick delivery and a healthy baby.

 

[heatherrae]

lol. Good luck heather. And happy expecting day. Here's a short story I wrote for you to cheer you up:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/rex-dwarf-robot-bull-562206.html

You are good at turning a phrase. It's weird, but it is very well written.

 

[Faizakafez]

My parents are just as crazy if not worse.

at least they didnt call you 'ugly and digusting'

 

[jh1]

My parents are just as crazy if not worse.

at least they didnt call you 'ugly and digusting'

Your parents called you ugly & disgusting?

I'd punch them in their fucking nose until they learned some manners.

 

[Cal_21]

Best of luck.

 

[heatherrae]

Thanks. He may decide to bake a little longer, but if he wanted to come today, that would be more than cool.