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My Olympia weekend

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Thursday- driving my Lamborghini down to Vegas, i bought the Wynn so i dont need VIP

Friday- hang out at Olympia buying a Ferrari and a huge Rv for all my buddies. Partying with all the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

Saturday- doing the same thing as Friday except im getting the Patriots cheerleaders flown in on my personal jet

Sunday- throwing my ferrari and lambo away and flying home on my plane with my buddies
 
as long as we dont have to wear spedios like they do on stage my meat package would fall out
 
lets have a ef olympics. Events fasting banna eater. Dirtyest pie eater. Fastest dirtstar cleaner,
 
Just dont drink with the cheerleaders - so you dont look smooth on stage at the Olympia. Beer & diaretics are a terrible mix. Viagra, ex & diaretics will be okay.
 
My Olympia weekend :

I just bought Las Vegas. All of it. Plan on tearing down the Wynn and building a brand new all gay casino there. Holes of Glory is the purported name being jingled around. May1010 will be in charge. Deterass will be head of security. Woothoot will be the necessary mafia ties guy. Phaded is going to be talent / new hire recruiter.

The Olympia has been canceled. Ronnie already got his trophy and check in the mail. It was a moot issue anyway. No one could touch him.

The Strip, will be just that. Clothing optional district. There, of course will be morals police on hand to issue crimes-against-nature citations for all those Walmart shoppers that shed their clothes.

Lambos and Ferraris will be given away for free until there are no more. Then gas will be regulated at $23.04 per liter. Close friends of course have already invested heavily into my Smartcar venture.

UFC events will now benefit directly from my own creative hand being in the mix. The Octagon is out. Now fights will be more realistic. Tito vs Shamrock in Room 1407. Complete with a deranged naked girl doing annoyingly hysterical screaming and jumping on each fighter's back at random times. Matt Hughes will defend his title inside the strip commuter bus. At 6:3oPM when it is packed with retirees from Iowa trying to make it to the $3.99 Circus Circus buffet. Joe Rogan will not be allowed to enter the city at all until he quits fucking poses around like a fighter and actually fights.

Yes, I have big plans for the Olympia weekend.
 
AAP said:
My Olympia weekend :

I just bought Las Vegas. All of it. Plan on tearing down the Wynn and building a brand new all gay casino there. Holes of Glory is the purported name being jingled around. May1010 will be in charge. Deterass will be head of security. Woothoot will be the necessary mafia ties guy. Phaded is going to be talent / new hire recruiter.

The Olympia has been canceled. Ronnie already got his trophy and check in the mail. It was a moot issue anyway. No one could touch him.

The Strip, will be just that. Clothing optional district. There, of course will be morals police on hand to issue crimes-against-nature citations for all those Walmart shoppers that shed their clothes.

Lambos and Ferraris will be given away for free until there are no more. Then gas will be regulated at $23.04 per liter. Close friends of course have already invested heavily into my Smartcar venture.

UFC events will now benefit directly from my own creative hand being in the mix. The Octagon is out. Now fights will be more realistic. Tito vs Shamrock in Room 1407. Complete with a deranged naked girl doing annoyingly hysterical screaming and jumping on each fighter's back at random times. Matt Hughes will defend his title inside the strip commuter bus. At 6:3oPM when it is packed with retirees from Iowa trying to make it to the $3.99 Circus Circus buffet. Joe Rogan will not be allowed to enter the city at all until he quits fucking poses around like a fighter and actually fights.

Yes, I have big plans for the Olympia weekend.
ahahahahahah holy fuck thats great
 
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