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kano said:
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Cal_21 said:Hai
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Roger Mellies Profanisaurus 'A'
A.D.W. abbr. All Day Wank. A 24 hour trip to the Billy Mill Roundabout with no hand signals. Something to do when the telly breaks.
air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. As in "Has somebody launched an air biscuit?"
air buffet n. A lingering gaseous meal, more substantial than an air biscuit, to which one may make several visits.
aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.
almond n. 1. Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. 2. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.
American trombone n. A horny trio of two men and one woman, who plays the spunk trumpet of one of the men, whilst the other strikes up the double bass (qv). A spit roast.
anal announcement n. Fart; botty burp; trouser trumpet.
anchovy's fanny n. the fishiest of all possible suppers.
Apache n. Sex without a condom. Riding bare back.
apple catchers n. Generously proportioned knickers.
aris n. Convoluted cockney rhyming slang for arse. From Aristotle - bottle - bottle and "glarse"- arse.
armbreakereuph. A particularly vicious wank. "What with excellent browsing and sluicing and a couple of armbreakers and what-not, Berties's afternoon passed quite happlily." (from 'Wooster Wanks Himself Daft' by P.G. Wodehouse).
arse-feta n. The cheese (qv) matured in the narrow passage leading to Cadbury Alley (qv).
arse-grapes n. Descriptive term for haemorrhoids.
arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits.
arseholed a. intoxicated; having consumed an excessive amount of alcohol.
arseovoir n. The little indent just above a builders arse that holds about half a pint of sweat.
arse spider n.A tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.
art pamphlet n. A jazz mag; one handed reading material.
ass-jewelleryNEW n, Another phrase describing haemorrhoids. See also arse-grapes.
ass-picklesNEW n, A really lumpy shit.
assets n. Of British tabloid journalism, a girls breasts.
audition the finger puppets v. A single-act, one man show, not suitable for children.
Aunt Mary n. Vagina.
autograph the gusset v. To allow the newly born turtles head to sign the inside of your underpants.
axe wound euph. Vagina.
A.D.W. abbr. All Day Wank. A 24 hour trip to the Billy Mill Roundabout with no hand signals. Something to do when the telly breaks.
air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. As in "Has somebody launched an air biscuit?"
air buffet n. A lingering gaseous meal, more substantial than an air biscuit, to which one may make several visits.
aeroplane blonde n. A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.
almond n. 1. Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. 2. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.
American trombone n. A horny trio of two men and one woman, who plays the spunk trumpet of one of the men, whilst the other strikes up the double bass (qv). A spit roast.
anal announcement n. Fart; botty burp; trouser trumpet.
anchovy's fanny n. the fishiest of all possible suppers.
Apache n. Sex without a condom. Riding bare back.
apple catchers n. Generously proportioned knickers.
aris n. Convoluted cockney rhyming slang for arse. From Aristotle - bottle - bottle and "glarse"- arse.
armbreakereuph. A particularly vicious wank. "What with excellent browsing and sluicing and a couple of armbreakers and what-not, Berties's afternoon passed quite happlily." (from 'Wooster Wanks Himself Daft' by P.G. Wodehouse).
arse-feta n. The cheese (qv) matured in the narrow passage leading to Cadbury Alley (qv).
arse-grapes n. Descriptive term for haemorrhoids.
arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits.
arseholed a. intoxicated; having consumed an excessive amount of alcohol.
arseovoir n. The little indent just above a builders arse that holds about half a pint of sweat.
arse spider n.A tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.
art pamphlet n. A jazz mag; one handed reading material.
ass-jewelleryNEW n, Another phrase describing haemorrhoids. See also arse-grapes.
ass-picklesNEW n, A really lumpy shit.
assets n. Of British tabloid journalism, a girls breasts.
audition the finger puppets v. A single-act, one man show, not suitable for children.
Aunt Mary n. Vagina.
autograph the gusset v. To allow the newly born turtles head to sign the inside of your underpants.
axe wound euph. Vagina.
needtogetarmy
CEO of Project Mayhem
Cal_21 said:They took the steroid list down
I posted it in two forums. The AAS forum and here.
it is big news.
Oh well.
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