My Night out Last Night (Big Read)

[distanced]

not on either night.

I'm not stupid

 

[Deadz]

Oh, the way it reads makes it sound like you did. I think it was this part:

now please tell me how a person can have a guilt trip after 4 redbulls by that time, 2 of which had double vodkas in them, and EIGHT, YES EIGHT tall (double) jack and diets????? ...

turns out there weren't any parties, so I'm like, we can still go to my place cause I'm gonna keep drinking, and you can see about calling some people. he's like, cool.

as were headed to my place in three vehicles with me in the lead, he switches lanes and comes flying by me in his 3000GT. he waves for me to pull over, so I do. he says that there's no girls coming. crap. then he says, follow me, and takes off.

I guess I read it in the wrong context?

 

[distanced]

no, I let my cousin drive till we got to the diner. since we were there like 90min and ate a big meal I was fine. Dropped him off then went home

 

[Puddles]

You should have been with us last night. It was hubby's birthday and I had a limo (driver wound up being a friend of a friend of ours so it was extra cool), lots of drinks, some weed and a few lines of E, 5 other girls plus Stromba and myself, we went to strip clubs, Stromba wound up half naked on the stage, my friends all gave him lap dances, we all wound up back here around 3:30 and the party continued for a while longer. hehehe One of the chicks in one of the clubs approached me and she's into 3-somes...I just gave her my e-mail addy. LOL

 

[PatsFan34]

You should have been with us last night. It was hubby's birthday and I had a limo (driver wound up being a friend of a friend of ours so it was extra cool), lots of drinks, some weed and a few lines of E, 5 other girls plus Stromba and myself, we went to strip clubs, Stromba wound up half naked on the stage, my friends all gave him lap dances, we all wound up back here around 3:30 and the party continued for a while longer. hehehe One of the chicks in one of the clubs approached me and she's into 3-somes...I just gave her my e-mail addy. LOL

You need to be cloned and then your clone can be my wife, damn girl, you're the shit. Got any friends like yourself???

 

[Puddles]

LOL Cloning myself...I don't know about that...if we did though, you'd have to send her back to us every once in a while.

 

[PatsFan34]

Sounds like a deal to me, girl we'd have a hell of a time!!!

 

[supersizeme]

I still can't tell if I'm happy I just read all of that or not.
What I am sure of is that I have to know what's up with this --> oO(action). I have never seen oO(these) before.
You did your best, and it was a valiant attempt to pull some ass. Listen to Poyeboy and ask to be taken under his wing for future attempts to get laid. It sounds like your only problem is that you're not punching women enough. Or at all for that matter. Last night I sucker punched and knocked out 8 girls before I was rewarded with sex from my girlfriend. The trick is to walk up behind them, grab them by the shoulder with your left hand, and then turn them around while your right hook is on its way. Once they're out cold, they have no idea that you took their purse also.