My new Sheltie has explosive diarrhea

[redguru]

Just spent 30 minutes steam cleaning my hall carpet. Got a sheltie the other day that was an unclaimed stray from the pound. He's real skittish, like he was beaten but he's a beautiful tri-colored sheltie. Just forgot what it was like to clean up animal poo after a day at work.

 

[Arabian]

Its going to look great on your white carpet......

 

[jack sparrow]

Isn't there a doggie version of Imodium AD? Shelties are nice looking dogs.

 

[PICK3]

pics of said dog in action

 

[redguru]

pics of said dog in action

I'm not going to let you get your rocks off to my dog having a bowel movement.

 

[PICK3]

I'm not going to let you get your rocks off to my dog having a bowel movement.

I'm partial to monkeys.

 

[FISHTALES]

I'm partial to monkeys.

wtf??

 

[PICK3]

wtf??

ololololololol!

 

[jnevin]

Is that a little dog?

Fag.

 

[FISHTALES]

ololololololol!

ollloloimgay4ulloloool

 

[PICK3]

ollloloimgay4ulloloool

ololololol olololololol!

 

[PICK3]

What quantifies diarrhea as "explosive"? distance? accuracy?

 

[FISHTALES]

What quantifies diarrhea as "explosive"? distance? accuracy?

distance x accuracy x area covered^smell

 

[binö]

let's see some pics

 

[gotmilk]

feed it some milk and she how far it can spray it's crap

 

[silverstar1025]

LOL@ you guys wanting to see pics of dog shit. You want to see 2dogs1cup ?

 

[jh1]

This douchebag I know and his annoying wife got this golden retreiver a few years back.

Fucking stupid ass dog has a tail that is fucked up and is in the way of it's pooper.

Everytime it shits they have to wipe it's ass.

That's for the life of the dog.

I hate them, I am glad they are punished so.

 

[stephen4327]

i have a case of the runs too..

 

[silverstar1025]

This douchebag I know and his annoying wife got this golden retreiver a few years back.

Fucking stupid ass dog has a tail that is fucked up and is in the way of it's pooper.

Everytime it shits they have to wipe it's ass.

That's for the life of the dog.

I hate them, I am glad they are punished so.

Yikes! I love dogs, but I could not do that! No thanks!

 

[PICK3]

feed it some milk and she how far it can spray it's crap

ololololololololol!

 

[PICK3]

let's see some pics

repost

 

[chewyxrage]

This douchebag I know and his annoying wife got this golden retreiver a few years back.

Fucking stupid ass dog has a tail that is fucked up and is in the way of it's pooper.

Everytime it shits they have to wipe it's ass.

That's for the life of the dog.

I hate them, I am glad they are punished so.

fuck all that shit

that bitch is back at the pound, asap

 

[PICK3]

Snip it's tale so that he can walk around with his glory hole exposed.

 

[jh1]

Snip it's tale so that he can walk around with his glory hole exposed.

It requires surgery, cause the end of it's spine is twisted and takes a wierd dive downward putting pressure on the dogs bung...

So they'd have to surgically break it and snip it, and there's a risk of some nerve damage anyway - poor dog got a fucked spine.

 

[Mr. dB]

Good god, why a Sheltie? They're all high strung. And they want to herd. Heck, in the fall, a Sheltie will try to herd the leaves falling from the trees. Too much shrill barking.

 

[samoth]

Good god, why a Sheltie? They're all high strung. And they want to herd. Heck, in the fall, a Sheltie will try to herd the leaves falling from the trees. Too much shrill barking.

Herd? I'm not familiar with this.

 

[Mr. dB]

Herd? I'm not familiar with this.

Herd. You know, like herding sheep. Shelties are working dogs, bred for herding sheep in Scotland.

 

[jnevin]

lol

Sometimes Samote reminds me of Caveman Lawyer when he doesn't understand something.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1DoZcQ32rS8

 

[samoth]

Herd. You know, like herding sheep. Shelties are working dogs, bred for herding sheep in Scotland.

Okay, but they herd falling leaves?

 

[musclemom]

Okay, but they herd falling leaves?

Dogs that were bred to herd instinctively perform this behavior, humans don't train them, they primarily encourage it. Many of the best pet dogs were originally bred for herding because it's counter productive to have an aggressive dog working livestock. Herding dogs are generally more intelligent, more tolerant and less likely to bite viciously (not always, but generally speaking).

Usually instinctive (as opposed to trained) herding is with uh, living things (children, ducks, cattle, other dogs) but most of the shelties in this country have been bred for aesthetics so you get a little cross wiring. Consequently, they try to herd anything that looks similar that's moving, ergo, leaves.

 

[samoth]

Dogs that were bred to herd instinctively perform this behavior, humans don't train them, they primarily encourage it. Many of the best pet dogs were originally bred for herding because it's counter productive to have an aggressive dog working livestock. Herding dogs are generally more intelligent, more tolerant and less likely to bite viciously (not always, but generally speaking).

Usually instinctive (as opposed to trained) herding is with uh, living things (children, ducks, cattle, other dogs) but most of the shelties in this country have been bred for aesthetics so you get a little cross wiring. Consequently, they try to herd anything that looks similar that's moving, ergo, leaves.

Huh. I suppose that makes sense. The "herding leaves" part confused me. I haven't had a dog since I was, like, 8 years old... when he was ruthlessly ripped from my loving child arms after my parents learned I was allergic to him.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Just spent 30 minutes steam cleaning my hall carpet. Got a sheltie the other day that was an unclaimed stray from the pound. He's real skittish, like he was beaten but he's a beautiful tri-colored sheltie. Just forgot what it was like to clean up animal poo after a day at work.

First off what is the age of the dog?
Secondly how are they held at the pound? Are they in their own kennels or are they all together?
It may be a common parasite that dogs get from being kenneled together. You should look into it before it gets too bad. You dont want the dog to end up all messed up. My advice is to get her/him looked at immediatly by the local vet and see if you can get them a sample to test.
Good luck, been there done that

 

[string_bean00]

First off what is the age of the dog?
Secondly how are they held at the pound? Are they in their own kennels or are they all together?
It may be a common parasite that dogs get from being kenneled together. You should look into it before it gets too bad. You dont want the dog to end up all messed up. My advice is to get her/him looked at immediatly by the local vet and see if you can get them a sample to test.
Good luck, been there done that

never seen a kennel where they put all the dogs together, that would be a doggie brawl zone / humping zone

 

[gotmilk]

explosive like firecrackers or like IED's?

 

[PICK3]

Herd. You know, like herding sheep. Shelties are working dogs, bred for herding sheep in Scotland.

I got to get a dog that knows how to heard poon.