My new neighbor

[TheProject]

I'm outside, talking to one of my neighbors, and this guy walks up. Says he just moved in up the street, and wants to borrow a flathead screwdriver for a couple of minutes to fix his screen door.

So I said sure, and grabbed a couple for him to make sure he got the right size. I handed 'em to him, and as he's walking away, he says, "which way do I turn this to tighten the screw?"

At this point, I'm a little baffled that he's asking me this question, but luckily my other neighbor is on the ball, and says, "Lefty loosey, righty tighty." He says okay, and takes another couple of steps, and stops.

"Which way is right? This way?", as he holds up his right hand.

"Uh, yeah, that's your right."

Wow...glad this guy's moving into the neighborhood.

 

[frorider6]

Oh man, he's gonna be a fun one! Start thinking up ways now to torment this fool.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm outside, talking to one of my neighbors, and this guy walks up. Says he just moved in up the street, and wants to borrow a flathead screwdriver for a couple of minutes to fix his screen door.

So I said sure, and grabbed a couple for him to make sure he got the right size. I handed 'em to him, and as he's walking away, he says, "which way do I turn this to tighten the screw?"

At this point, I'm a little baffled that he's asking me this question, but luckily my other neighbor is on the ball, and says, "Lefty loosey, righty tighty." He says okay, and takes another couple of steps, and stops.

"Which way is right? This way?", as he holds up his right hand.

"Uh, yeah, that's your right."

Wow...glad this guy's moving into the neighborhood.

Next time make it easy. Tell him to extend his hands so the his palms are facing the floor and his thumbs are at right angles to his fingers.. THe LEFT hand forms an L - how bout that???

 

[epimetheus]

Wow, was he drunk?

I know when I get drunk I sometimes have trouble telling the difference between my feet and my hands. Really pissed the ladies off at the bar when I grab thier boobies with my feet.

 

[The Shadow]

Actually - you WERE wrong....you should have said clockwise

 

[TheProject]

This guy's a trip. He came back and asked to "borrow" four trash bags for his laundry so he could separate it and fold it. Then he asked me whether he should fix his screen door or his porch light first, cause he wanted to have some women over. I told him to fix the door.

Corn, the problem with the thumb thing is that it involves the term "right angle". On top of that, I'm not sure this guy knows the letter L.

I don't think he was drunk, just caught a bad case of stupid.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I like when people ask if they can borrow a piece of paper.

 

[3Vandoo]

You know what.

Today we spent the day with super thunderstorms and it rained all day.

After the heavy rains stop my neighbour got out and washed her drive way with the water hose

 

[DiaBOLic86]

You know what.

Today we spent the day with super thunderstorms and it rained all day.

After the heavy rains stop my neighbour got out and washed her drive way with the water hose

What is so weird about that? Probably had dirt on the driveway that turned to mud. Sides, the rain would have softened up any dirt. perfect time to clean the old driveway if you ask me. Now if she started mowing the lawn after a rain storm, that would be weird.

 

[KAYNE]

I'm outside, talking to one of my neighbors, and this guy walks up. Says he just moved in up the street, and wants to borrow a flathead screwdriver for a couple of minutes to fix his screen door.

So I said sure, and grabbed a couple for him to make sure he got the right size. I handed 'em to him, and as he's walking away, he says, "which way do I turn this to tighten the screw?"

At this point, I'm a little baffled that he's asking me this question, but luckily my other neighbor is on the ball, and says, "Lefty loosey, righty tighty." He says okay, and takes another couple of steps, and stops.

"Which way is right? This way?", as he holds up his right hand.

"Uh, yeah, that's your right."

Wow...glad this guy's moving into the neighborhood.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY BE THAT STUPID.

KAYNE

 

[3Vandoo]

What is so weird about that? Probably had dirt on the driveway that turned to mud. Sides, the rain would have softened up any dirt. perfect time to clean the old driveway if you ask me. Now if she started mowing the lawn after a rain storm, that would be weird.

mud, dirt WHERE????????

she clean her driveway because she clean her driveway lol

 

[XBiker]

Re: Re: My new neighbor

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY BE THAT STUPID.

KAYNE

I did the SAME FUCKING THING until I saw you consistently typing in all CAPS. I am now way beyond the denial stage, KAYNE.

 

[epimetheus]

Re: Re: Re: My new neighbor

I did the SAME FUCKING THING until I saw you consistently typing in all CAPS. I am now way beyond the denial stage, KAYNE.

 

[the People's Champ]

I like when people ask if they can borrow a piece of paper.

or any consumable at that...

 

[KAYNE]

Re: Re: Re: My new neighbor

I did the SAME FUCKING THING until I saw you consistently typing in all CAPS. I am now way beyond the denial stage, KAYNE.

HOW DID I KNOW YOUR STUPID FUCKING RE-RUN ASS WAS GOING TO CHIME IN!!! 2 TON HOSS, WIDELAT, STEELBEAST, AND A COUPLE OF OTHERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS AS WELL. WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU TELLING THEM ANYTHING YOU FUCKING PRICK ASS BITCH!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT. IT WILL NOT CHANGE. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!

AS I STATED BEFORE....I WILL BE AT THE FR. RIV. JUST ABOUT EVERYDAY (EXCEPT WEEKENDS) SO YOU ARE VERY WELCOME TO VISIT!!! UNTIL YOU DO, ONCE AGAIN, SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND I AM GOING PAY A VISIT TO THE LITTLE LADY I HAVE BEEN SEEING. I WILL NOT BE BACK ON THE COMPUTER UNTIL TOMORROW EVENING. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LIFE DO YOU HAVE SITTING ON A COMPUTER ALL NIGHT ON THE WEEKEND TELLING SOME DUDE YOU DONT KNOW FROM JOE BLOW TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS!!!

SEE YA SLAPPY
YOURE HERO
KAYNE

 

[TheProject]

Re: Re: My new neighbor

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE CAN ACTUALLY BE THAT STUPID.

KAYNE

Hey, I'll be the first to admit I'll make up goofy shit and post it on here. But this guy's 100% real. Swear to God.

He asked if he could "borrow" a light bulb too.

Oh, and when I brought him the trash bags, he COUNTED THEM to make sure I had given him 4. Seems I miscounted, and he wanted the 4th bag.

 

[epimetheus]

Bunch of loud stuff.
.TELLING SOME DUDE YOU DONT KNOW FROM JOE BLOW TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS!!!

Why do you type in all caps? It's apparent from your Sig that you can type normally. I am not going to attack you for it, though I thinks its funny when others bring it up. I am just curious as to why you can't hit that little CAPS button once just to stop it from occuring. Seriously makes you look like one of those clueless AOL freaks pecking at their keyboard at like 3 words a min. Up to you how you want to look though.

 

[XBiker]

Why do you type in all caps? It's apparent from your Sig that you can type normally. I am not going to attack you for it, though I thinks its funny when others bring it up. I am just curious as to why you can't hit that little CAPS button once just to stop it from occuring. Seriously makes you look like one of those clueless AOL freaks pecking at their keyboard at like 3 words a min. Up to you how you want to look though.

He doesn't get it bro. But, I do have to admit watching him flail about with that hook firmly embedded in his jaw is quite amuzing.

He's also under the impression that I am in NO.

I hear that Wal-Mart is having a sale on CLUES, KAYNE.

 

[epimetheus]

Why do you type in all caps? It's apparent from your Sig that you can type normally. I am not going to attack you for it, though I thinks its funny when others bring it up. I am just curious as to why you can't hit that little CAPS button once just to stop it from occuring. Seriously makes you look like one of those clueless AOL freaks pecking at their keyboard at like 3 words a min. Up to you how you want to look though.

(no offense to those who use Aol and know how to type, lol)

 

[TheProject]

Why do you type in all caps? It's apparent from your Sig that you can type normally. I am not going to attack you for it, though I thinks its funny when others bring it up. I am just curious as to why you can't hit that little CAPS button once just to stop it from occuring. Seriously makes you look like one of those clueless AOL freaks pecking at their keyboard at like 3 words a min. Up to you how you want to look though.

Hey hey hey, dammit! This thread isn't about KAYNE! It's about my neighbor! sheesh, no respect.

 

[epimetheus]

LOL, my appologies to your neighbor.

 

[XBiker]

Hey hey hey, dammit! This thread isn't about KAYNE! It's about my neighbor! sheesh, no respect.

When he speaks to you, does he yell all the time?

I wonder if he were to e-mail you for, say instructions on how to flush the toilet, would it be in all CAPS??

Food 4 thought.

 

[TheProject]

When he speaks to you, does he yell all the time?

I wonder if he were to e-mail you for, say instructions on how to flush the toilet, would it be in all CAPS??

Food 4 thought.

Good questions.

No, he didn't yell, although he talked a little like Tony Danza, which I thought was odd considering he's a Samoan from Missouri.

 

[XBiker]

Good questions.

No, he didn't yell, although he talked a little like Tony Danza, which I thought was odd considering he's a Samoan from Missouri.

A samoan from Mizzu?

Now I understand the screwdriver ?'s...

 

[TheProject]

A samoan from Mizzu?

Now I understand the screwdriver ?'s...

The other funny thing about this is he's renting the apartment from his dad. His dad, mom, and all the kids used to live in this house when I was a kid.

I used to play with his 2 older brothers. They were smarter then, but not by much. And they were both mean little pricks too.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Light bulbs, trash bags and screw drivers? Next he's going to want to borrow your couch and tv.

 

[TheProject]

Light bulbs, trash bags and screw drivers? Next he's going to want to borrow your couch and tv.

I know!

After he asked for the trash bags, I told him to wait on the porch, and I'd be right back. He yells after me, "Hey, can I come in and look around? Looks like you're doing a nice job with your house?"

I just looked at him and told him I didn't have the time right now.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I've lived in my current apt for about 4 months and I haven't met a single neighbor, so I get to keep all my wordly possessions. I think only once in my entire life has a neighbor asked to "borrow" something. That was the typical cup of sugar.

 

[HappyScrappy]

this can't be true.
funny.
but there is no way that Somoans are really out there.
esp in the midwest.

if it is real, I'll bet that there will be some sort of mishap in the near future. something turns up missing, fucked up lawn, wrecked cars, stolen mailbox, half burnt house... something.
I don't know what, but this whole things smells bad to me... although, there is a pretty good chance that is my feet...

 

[epimetheus]

Weird, there is a not so bright seeming guy on 2nd shift where I work. Says he lives over by the square, Goes to CMSU, plays football there, and just recently moved up for the summer, wonder if its the same guy, lol. (oh, guy at work is samoan, and talks like Tony Danza.

Big Ol guy, 6'3 or so, 250 or so with a big ol fro for hair?

 

[TheProject]

this can't be true.
funny.
but there is no way that Somoans are really out there.
esp in the midwest.

if it is real, I'll bet that there will be some sort of mishap in the near future. something turns up missing, fucked up lawn, wrecked cars, stolen mailbox, half burnt house... something.
I don't know what, but this whole things smells bad to me... although, there is a pretty good chance that is my feet...

Oh, this is all true. LOL

Actually, for some reason, there's a fair number of Samoans here. I've heard it has something to do with the RLDS church that is headquartered here, but I dunno.

when I graduated, all the Samoan kids got mobbed as they were leaving the stage and given TONS of leis and candy necklaces, while other family members took pictures and made much noise.

good thing he didn't ask for sugar..think all I've got is Splenda and Stevia.

 

[XBiker]

I know!

After he asked for the trash bags, I told him to wait on the porch, and I'd be right back. He yells after me, "Hey, can I come in and look around? Looks like you're doing a nice job with your house?"

I just looked at him and told him I didn't have the time right now.

I don't think that's all to weird. He probably has fond childhood memories of the place.

However, you add in the screwdriver, trashbags, and other "interesting" things you have told us about him and things could get freaky.

Perhaps he wants you to star in his next snuff film??

 

[TheProject]

Weird, there is a not so bright seeming guy on 2nd shift where I work. Says he lives over by the square, Goes to CMSU, plays football there, and just recently moved up for the summer, wonder if its the same guy, lol. (oh, guy at work is samoan, and talks like Tony Danza.

Big Ol guy, 6'3 or so, 250 or so with a big ol fro for hair?

Nah, he's about 5'10", close cropped hair, and has a pretty good gut going.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

The town north of me used to have Samoan gang wars a few years back.

 

[epimetheus]

Oh

 

[TheProject]

I don't think that's all to weird. He probably has fond childhood memories of the place.

However, you add in the screwdriver, trashbags, and other "interesting" things you have told us about him and things could get freaky.

Perhaps he wants you to star in his next snuff film??

yeah, fond childhood memories. LOL He's young enough that I don't remember him being around. good thing, too.

and don't think I'm not wondering what the hell he's up to. He invited me in to take a look at his new apartment, which is the basement of a house that's been turned into an apartment.

I have a rule: don't go into any place where it looks like the door's just been kicked in and "repaired".

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

good thing he didn't ask for sugar..think all I've got is Splenda and Stevia.

Yeah I'm not letting any of my neighbors borrow a cup of my $5.99 box of splenda. They all earn like $8,000,000,000 a year so they can buy their own.

 

[HappyScrappy]

next time you see him, just shoot him.
if that happened more often, there would be fewer weird things happening out there.

 

[XBiker]

I have a rule: don't go into any place where it looks like the door's just been kicked in and "repaired".

So, does that mean you won't be coming over for dinner tomorrow night??

 

[BoneCruncher]

This thread has been sidetracked it is quite clearly about people who type in all caps. I dont care how many retards insist on keeping the capslock button down its totally stupid and the fact that you are so insistint on typing in all caps makes me wonder what the fuck is going on inside your head. 'I WILL NEVER STOP BLAH BLAH BLAH' yeah way to go! fight the system!

 

[TheProject]

The town north of me used to have Samoan gang wars a few years back.

They have gangs? I thought they just threw huge parties where they all wear Hawaiian shirts.

Nope, not making that up either.

There were a few Samoans that rented a shop near me and turned it into a "reception hall". Painted the metal awning fluorescent green, which looked COMPLETELY out of place. Yeah, 50 year old storefront with a green awning...niiice.

They rented for about 2 months and then stopped paying the rent.

The green awning stuck around for years.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Actually it was back on track until you brought it up again.

 

[BoneCruncher]

Actually it was back on track until you brought it up again.

hahaha ahhh well, needed to vent.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have a rule: don't go into any place where it looks like the door's just been kicked in and "repaired".

if there is anything I've learned from movies:
If he wears glasses, works in a video store, lives with his mother, and cranks Aphex Twin's 'Come to Daddy' all the time... any combination of those things, well, you can expect some murders anyday now.

if you had any dignity at all, you would install one of those bathtubs in his front lawn wiht mary and baby jesus in there.
or I guess one with just jesus would be alright.
any new homeowner always could use some lawn ornaments.

 

[TheProject]

Yeah I'm not letting any of my neighbors borrow a cup of my $5.99 box of splenda. They all earn like $8,000,000,000 a year so they can buy their own.

Damn skippy! Plus, if I gave it to him, I don't think he'd know what to do with it.

 

[TheProject]

if there is anything I've learned from movies:
If he wears glasses, works in a video store, lives with his mother, and cranks Aphex Twin's 'Come to Daddy' all the time... any combination of those things, well, you can expect some murders anyday now.

if you had any dignity at all, you would install one of those bathtubs in his front lawn wiht mary and baby jesus in there.
or I guess one with just jesus would be alright.
any new homeowner always could use some lawn ornaments.

I have the aluminum bat handy, just in case...

 

[XBiker]

This thread has been sidetracked it is quite clearly about people who type in all caps. I dont care how many retards insist on keeping the capslock button down its totally stupid and the fact that you are so insistint on typing in all caps makes me wonder what the fuck is going on inside your head. 'I WILL NEVER STOP BLAH BLAH BLAH' yeah way to go! fight the system!

Do you think that KAYNE dreams in all CAPS, too?

 

[TheProject]

next time you see him, just shoot him.
if that happened more often, there would be fewer weird things happening out there.

anyone got a gun I can borrow? I'll give it back, I promise.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

anyone got a gun I can borrow? I'll give it back, I promise.

Just a glue gun.

 

[XBiker]

anyone got a gun I can borrow? I'll give it back, I promise.

Fina impant gun work for ya??

 

[TheProject]

Just a glue gun.

Is it a hot glue gun? Cause that just might work...

"hang on, I gotta plug this thing in..."

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm running out of people to say offensive things about without all the harsh connotations.
I used to blame most of the world's afflictions on the mother fucking Dutch. but now there is some Dutch chick that reads the boards.
then I used to say, well at least they aren't one of them mother fucking Somoans. then the project goes and starts dating one.
fuck that.
right now, as far as I know, no midgets read the board - so they will be my outlet of strange comments and unfounded hatred and bigotry.
and the blind, since they aren't likely to come here.

 

[BoneCruncher]

Do you think that KAYNE dreams in all CAPS, too?

I dont have anything against the guy at all, I just hate having to read in all caps. It sort of reminds me of this guy from school who always insisted on doing things differently just little irritating things that really had no purpose. I mean there is no purpose in typing in all caps all it does is look stupid so the fact that he goes out of his way to ensure the caps is down really just makes me wonder, not just him the others who do it as well.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Just blame it on the Czechs.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Just blame it on the Czechs.

but whatever you do, don't put the blame on you.

*does that running man dance and lipsynchs with my dreds flailing*

 

[TheProject]

I'm running out of people to say offensive things about without all the harsh connotations.
I used to blame most of the world's afflictions on the mother fucking Dutch. but now there is some Dutch chick that reads the boards.
then I used to say, well at least they aren't one of them mother fucking Somoans. then the project goes and starts dating one.
fuck that.
right now, as far as I know, no midgets read the board - so they will be my outlet of strange comments and unfounded hatred and bigotry.
and the blind, since they aren't likely to come here.

What about a Samoan midget? Wouldn't that screw with the plan?

And date's such a strong word...we're at the "cautiously eyeing one another" stage.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Is it a hot glue gun? Cause that just might work...

"hang on, I gotta plug this thing in..."

Actually I lied. I don't own a glue gun. It just sounded painful. The only gun I own is a purple and lime green water gun that I shoot my rabbit with when she bites the cage in the middle of the night. Guns terrify me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

there are two races that never have midgets - the Japanese and the Somaons.
I can't back that fact up, but that doesn't stop most people on this board from believing shit.

and also, PSB has a rabbit that she abuses at night.

we've all learned a little something today.

 

[TheProject]

Actually I lied. I don't own a glue gun. It just sounded painful. The only gun I own is a purple and lime green water gun that I shoot my rabbit with when she bites the cage in the middle of the night. Guns terrify me.

Gotcha. that's okay, I've got a couple of SuperSoakers that I suppose I could fill up with ammonia and clorox...or would that eat through the plastic?

XBiker, I talked to Hannibal about the fina implant gun, and he says it's used to implant fina in cattle's ears.

I asked how you'd use that on a person, and his response was, "I don't know HOW you would use it on a person. Don't want to know either."

so, I guess that's a no. Thanks tho!

 

[HappyScrappy]

"I don't know HOW you would use it on a person. Don't want to know either."

now there's a man with no imagination.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

there are two races that never have midgets - the Japanese and the Somaons.
I can't back that fact up, but that doesn't stop most people on this board from believing shit.

and also, PSB has a rabbit that she abuses at night.

we've all learned a little something today.

I couldn't find any Samoan midgets on google.


And it's not abuse, it's just a light gentle shower. Plus I've moved on to putting a giant blue stuffed bear in front of her door so she can't get to it.

 

[TheProject]

now there's a man with no imagination.

you obviously haven't seen his work with bands, boxes, a circular saw, and a power drill.

 

[epimetheus]

Or an upside down horseshoe gangle barg contractor.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I stand by my statement. if I someone says they can't think of a use for an implant gun and doesn't even want to know -that means that their first intuitive thought wasn't to shoot it in their sedated ass... therefore I can't trust that person.

as for PSB - this gets weirder every moment.

but I think I'm seeing the value of having pets - you can scare them.
do dogs react to LSD?

 

[TheProject]

I couldn't find any Samoan midgets on google.


And it's not abuse, it's just a light gentle shower. Plus I've moved on to putting a giant blue stuffed bear in front of her door so she can't get to it.

Okay, not to be offensive here, but I've seen ONE Samoan in my life that I would classify as physically fit. The rest have been rather large, to be kind.

The thought of a Samoan midget scares the hell out of me.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

There's Junior Seau to up your tally to two.

 

[HappyScrappy]

if a "gentle little shower" isn't considered abuse... then why the hell do people get so angry when I piss on them from heights?

people are so fucking uptight.

 

[TheProject]

There's Junior Seau to up your tally to two.

Wow, I completely forgot about him!

I wonder if he's related to any Samoan midgets.

 

[TheProject]

if a "gentle little shower" isn't considered abuse... then why the hell do people get so angry when I piss on them from heights?

people are so fucking uptight.

There's a fine line between "gentle little shower" and "gentle golden shower".

Or so I've been told.

 

[HappyScrappy]

There's Junior Seau to up your tally to two.

not to mention Martin Landau and Dick Clark (they are brothers in case you didn't know - their kid sister is the cousin of Larry Sanders)

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I don't know whether to believe that or not.

 

[TheProject]

I don't know whether to believe that or not.

I'm gonna vote "no".

 

[XBiker]

Gotcha. that's okay, I've got a couple of SuperSoakers that I suppose I could fill up with ammonia and clorox...or would that eat through the plastic?

XBiker, I talked to Hannibal about the fina implant gun, and he says it's used to implant fina in cattle's ears.

I asked how you'd use that on a person, and his response was, "I don't know HOW you would use it on a person. Don't want to know either."

so, I guess that's a no. Thanks tho!

Isn't fina for bovine use only??

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not sure whether to believe if I have a sister or not.
my parents both say I don't - but there are a lot of women out there.
it would just really suck to be hooking up with some chick only to find out she's my sister.
unless she was really hot. then it wouldn't matter so much.

 

[TheProject]

Isn't fina for bovine use only??

ooh, good point. Forgot all about that. Wouldn't want to implant a substance intended for bovine applications in a human.

No sir.

 

[HappyScrappy]

ooh, good point. Forgot all about that. Wouldn't want to implant a substance intended for bovine applications in a human.

No sir.

you know, it would have been fucking nice to hear of this before that night of pain spent in the insemation barn of a ranch with that thing in my ass.

 

[XBiker]

Can we turn this in to one of those "karma whore" threads?

I think your neighbor is played out and KAYNE is all busy banging that gurl in her rickshaw down by the FR. RIV...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm gonna go to sleep now.
that's where I'm a Viking!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Robert Louis Stevenson and Greg Louganis are Samoan.

 

[TheProject]

Robert Louis Stevenson and Greg Louganis are Samoan.

Okay, now YOU I might believe.

Scrappy, well, I think he made up the Dick Clark thing.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I looked it up!

http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p342.htm

 

[HappyScrappy]

Robert Louis Stevenson and Greg Louganis are Samoan.

both tall midgets.

 

[TheProject]

Can we turn this in to one of those "karma whore" threads?

I think your neighbor is played out and KAYNE is all busy banging that gurl in her rickshaw down by the FR. RIV...

No sir, no karma whoring here.

this thread will serve as a warning to all should I mysteriously turn up dead. If anyone asks you, tell 'em to go talk to the Samoan guy that lives in the basement of the house 2 doors down from TheProject. That should help, I'm thinking.

In all honesty, I'm hoping he's around for a while so I can see what other acts of rampant stupidity he might commit.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Sea is a Samoan delicacy that is made from the innards of a sea slug. It is normally sold in coke bottles at the food market. This is only for the bold.

 

[TheProject]

I looked it up!

http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p342.htm

well, I'll be damned!

And the Rock is Samoan too!

I withdraw my fear of Samoan midgets. They apparently stand just as good a chance of being physically fit as any other midget.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm both shocked AND appalled that you would ever think I make up anything.

I have a 5th sense when it comes to finding Somoans. that same sense can detect black people, and fat women in crowds.

now I'm officially off to bed. where I will sweat and toss. there might be turning too.

monodo dogshoo dotha bananapatch

 

[TheProject]

I'm both shocked AND appalled that you would ever think I make up anything.

I have a 5th sense when it comes to finding Somoans. that same sense can detect black people, and fat women in crowds.

now I'm officially off to bed. where I will sweat and toss. there might be turning too.

monodo dogshoo dotha bananapatch

Well, see, I might have believed you if we were talking about Somoans. But given that we've been discussing Samoans, I thought your credibility was a little lacking.

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmmm, which are the girl scout cookies?

either way, slash is half jewish.

 

[TheProject]

hmmm, which are the girl scout cookies?

either way, slash is half jewish.

Paul Newman's half Jewish. Goldie Hawn's half too.

Put them both together? What a fine-looking Jew!

 

[epimetheus]

I think I will use this thread (since its been hijacked several times now) to say: Woohoo, 200+ posts now!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

All members of the Christian Scientist Cult...


Mary Baker Eddy - founder of Christian Science
Lady Nancy Astor - first woman member of British Parliament (convert to Christian Science)
Albert Einstein - physicist *

Marilyn Monroe - actress
Carol Channing - actress
Robert Duvall - actor
Jean Harlow - actress
Alfre Woodard - actress ("Star Trek: First Contact"; "The Core"; etc.)
Ellen DeGeneres - comedian; actress *
Alan Young - actor ("Mr. Ed")
Mickey Rooney - actor
Jean Stapleton - actress ("All in the Family")
Georgia Engel - actor ( "The Mary Tyler Moore Show")
Joan Crawford - actress (What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?; Flamingo Road; Possessed; Grand Hotel, and dozens more)
Ginger Rogers - actress, dancer
Doris Day - actress, movie star
Spalding Gray - actor (The Killing Fields, True Stories, Beaches, Straight Talk, King of the Hill); theatrical monologuist; writer (Impossible Vacation) *
Val Kilmer - actor, movie star (Red Planet; Pollock; The Prince of Egypt; The Saint; The Ghost and the Darkness; The Island of Dr. Moreau; Batman Forever; Tombstone)
Bruce Campbell - actor ("Evil Dead; Evil Dead II; Congo; Icebreaker; Demolitionist; The Hudsucker Proxy; etc.)

Danielle Steele - popular American author
Jonathan Carroll - author *
Richard Bach - famed author of Jonathan Livingston Seagull and other books *
John Hughes - former editor of Christian Science Monitor and spokesman for U.S. State Department; first editor of the Deseret News who was not a Latter-day Saint
Cindy Adams - journalist, newspaper columnist

Kay Kyser - famed musician, big band leader
Mike Nesmith - of the Monkees

Jim Henson - famed puppeteer ("Muppets"; "Sesame Street") *
David Unger Hart - puppeteer

Tommy Vardell - professional football player (NFL)
Shannon Miller - gold medal-winning Olympic gymnast

William Webster - FBI and CIA director
Alan Shepherd - astronaut, first American in space

H.R. Haldeman - important political figure in Nixon administration
John Ehrlichman - important political figure in Nixon administration

Senator Charles Percy
Congressman John Rousselot
Christopher Shays - House of Rep., Republican, Connecticut (1999)
Thomas M. Davis III - House of Rep., Republican (1999)
David Dreier - House of Rep., Republican (1999)
Robert W. Goodlatte - House of Rep., Republican (1999)
Lamar Smith - House of Rep., Republican (1999)

http://www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_chrsci.html

 

[TheProject]

All members of the Christian Scientist Cult...

Bruce Campbell - actor ("Evil Dead; Evil Dead II; Congo; Icebreaker; Demolitionist; The Hudsucker Proxy; etc.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Not Bruce!

Oh wait...they left out Army of Darkness. That invalidates the whole list.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

A few months ago a friend and I were reading about scientology and I found this...

Free luxury accommodations and carte blanc use of the finest Scientology facilities and properties. Scientology's current leader David Miscavige learned that after Tom Cruise divorced Mimi Rogers, he was persuing Nicole Kidman. Miscavige also learns that Cruise has a fantasy of running through a field of tall wheat grass with Kidman. So, Miscavige orders a section of Scientology's desert compound in Giman Hot Springs to be plowed under and planted with wheat. At a cost of tens of thousands of dollars, and through the slave labor of cult members who work all day and all night for weeks, a field of tall wheat grass is grown in the desert so that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman may run though it. During their visit, Cruise and Kidman are provided the additional luxuries of a specially prepared suite, maids, and two four-star chefs, all at scientology's expense as a quid pro quo exchange for Cruise's endorsements of Scientology.

 

[TheProject]

A few months ago a friend and I were reading about Christian Scientists and I found this...

Free luxury accommodations and carte blanc use of the finest Scientology facilities and properties. Scientology's current leader David Miscavige learned that after Tom Cruise divorced Mimi Rogers, he was persuing Nicole Kidman. Miscavige also learns that Cruise has a fantasy of running through a field of tall wheat grass with Kidman. So, Miscavige orders a section of Scientology's desert compound in Giman Hot Springs to be plowed under and planted with wheat. At a cost of tens of thousands of dollars, and through the slave labor of cult members who work all day and all night for weeks, a field of tall wheat grass is grown in the desert so that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman may run though it. During their visit, Cruise and Kidman are provided the additional luxuries of a specially prepared suite, maids, and two four-star chefs, all at scientology's expense as a quid pro quo exchange for Cruise's endorsements of Scientology.

umm, not to be difficult here or to turn this into a religious thread by any stretch, but I believe Christian Science and Scientology are 2 different things. Scientology was founded by L. Ron Hubbard, not Mary Baker Eddy.

Doesn't make a damned bit of difference, really, just wanted to throw that out there.

 

[epimetheus]

Wierd, what does Christian Science have to do with Scientology?

Didn't think Scientology had anything to do with Jesus, thought they worshiped some alien diety named Xenu or some crap.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Yeah I typoed, I just got it mixed up with my first list. Either way the wheat story is funny, maybe you and your neighbor can do that.

 

[epimetheus]

Doesn't make a damned bit of difference, really, just wanted to throw that out there.

You severly underestimate the power of misinformation and the detrimental harm it can have on the psyche and society. However insignifigant it may seem at the time, or in your own framework, a piece of information not corrected because it may not seem worth correcting can cause more harm than you can think.

Now that you corrected PSB, some guy reading this board will know the difference, and if somebody mentions Christian Science (what an oxymoron) in a conversation with him/her, they will not feel stupid when they bring up Scientology, because they will know the difference. See, you saved some guy his ego.

 

[HumorMe]

Yeah I typoed, I just got it mixed up with my first list. Either way the wheat story is funny, maybe you and your neighbor can do that.

You forgot to put RyanH's name on that list.

Didn't he claim to be attending that church?

 

[TheProject]

Yeah I typoed, I just got it mixed up with my first list. Either way the wheat story is funny, maybe you and your neighbor can do that.

All I need now is some cult members willing to do whatever I say...