My new girlfriend just totaly pwned me

[mrplunkey]

So, I sem to be getting a bit jacked lately, hitting the gym a ton and have my diet in check. So we are getting out of the shower and my body is all glistened up and veins bulging bigger then jnevs head. She asks if I am on the jewz. I say no, but tell her that I have before some years back. I tell her that it can be safe if done properly. This is where things took a horrible turn. I thought it would be a good idea somehow to engage someone with a masters in biology and doctorate in osteopathic medicine the workings of the endocrine system and our bodys hormone functions. Fuck, she pwned me

Just insist you've never gone super-physiological with your hormone levels and be done with it.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Brah, of course she pawned you!

She has a masters and knows about all the negatives as well as the positives while on boards like these, well everyone just likes to discuss the positives.

 

[Sub-Zero]

until she's mad at you for something, then it'll count!

yep! or when you want to juice again...

 

[Sub-Zero]

I told my new girl I was taking this stiff called Clen, she had no idea what it is.
I gave her a couple to try and she likes the stuff. Bitch get your own! LOL

is that your special ab routine?

clen and 5 minutes of planks per day?

 

[NEO1]

Maybe she asked cuz you have small nutz?

 

[rnch]

Maybe she asked cuz you have small nutz?

not gonna aks HOW u know this, neo...

 

[NEO1]

not gonna aks HOW u know this, neo...

Punctuation 101

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Stay in school kids

 

[rnch]

Punctuation 101

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Stay in school kids

stop trying to change the subject....

 

[NEO1]

stop trying to change the subject....

Get some new shorts already wouldja?

 

[binö]

Brah, of course she pawned you!

She has a masters and knows about all the negatives as well as the positives while on boards like these, well everyone just likes to discuss the positives.

that's spot on.
it's funny to me when someone has a neg opinion about joose it's because they are just too stupid to understand the endocrine system...let's face it kids, lotsa peeps don't like drug users, even supposive smarte joosers