My new career choice

[Nathan]

I want to be an assassin or a bounty hunter. Basically, all I need now, apart from people to kill, is a trademark style of death distribution. The whole leaving a rose on the body thing has been played out so we can forget that idea right now. I'm thinking maybe if I took a big steamer on the corpse then that would definitely leave a 'yours truly' touch to the assassination. Then again, it sometimes takes me a considerable amount of time to pinch one off like that, especially when under that much pressure. Maybe if I took a big steamer before hand and put it in a plastic bag and brought it with me and then just dumped that on the corpse? Frankly, unless it's a fresh terd I don't think it'd have the same impact. Okay, the steamer idea is a no go. I'd like to hear some suggestions for leaving a calling card on a corpse. Any ideas? Right now, my favorite is infecting the corpse with one of the many STD's that I more than likely harbor. I'm okay with sexually molesting a dead body to get the job done. Wait, can you pass STD's to corpses? I don't suppose they'd take would they? Damn it. Stupid diseases think they're too good for dead bodies. This shit is like really hard.

 

[danielson]

hey some of the STD's would set in.im sure the fungus type ones would be good....

as for the terd maybe you could keep itin a thermos flask or something to keep it warm. both methods spread quite a lot of DNA around though

 

[Nathan]

hey some of the STD's would set in.im sure the fungus type ones would be good....

as for the terd maybe you could keep itin a thermos flask or something to keep it warm. both methods spread quite a lot of DNA around though

Alright, alright, I'm open to suggestions. Anything else smart guy?

 

[Puc]

Here is what i would do:

Print up a bunch of signs that say "Hi! My name is Nathan. I live at XXXXXXXXX and I am a serial killer. " Then sign your john hancock and leave it on the body.

That would show the cops and the media that you have some serious nads. Also, it would keep your killings from being attributed to someone else. That happens a lot with those cryptic calling cards that murderers use.

 

[Nathan]

So far I have received som every positive feedback. Please keep it coming. I'm trying to copy answers from the web for an assignment so I could use some entertainment. Thanks and keep up the good work team.

 

[gettinlarger]

Put some lipstick on your asshole and give the corpse a "kiss from the lips that never smile."

LOL.

Where do you people come up with such tomfoolery?

 

[Nathan]

Put some lipstick on your asshole and give the corpse a "kiss from the lips that never smile."

4 real 1 time.

 

[Nathan]

Dress the corpse up in a cheerleader uniform and give it a wig,

I'm going to level with you. You got cocky since you got that "LOL" and made an ass of yourself with that last post. Hang your head in shame because you're a loser and nobody likes. Like my mom used to always tell me when I was growing up, "Go fuck yourself you little shit. Nobody likes you and they never will. I don't love you and never have. I hope you get run over by a truck and we win a huge lawsuit to win some money and make up for your constant uselessness. I hate you."

 

[Bullit]

I think after each kill you should leave a playing card.
Maybe the Kng of hearts ... one of the cool ones...maybe the 4 of clubs.

Then pee on yourself and stick a screwdriver in your ear.

Thats original shit.

 

[Nathan]

I think after each kill you should leave a playing card.
Maybe the Kng of hearts ... one of the cool ones...maybe the 4 of clubs.

Then pee on yourself and stick a screwdriver in your ear.

Thats original shit.

I like what I'm hearing so far but frankly if feces doesn't come into play at some point or another in the scheme of things then I just can't get on board with that kind of murder. It's just not me you know?

 

[Bullit]

I'm pickin up what you're puttin down.

But really, I think you should incorporate the 'pee on yourself' move in whatever fecalmanouvere you decide on.

Doing something to the victim... well, I'll just come out and say it.... its been done a million times before. Hell, even I used put lipstick on my victims. But the 'self-signature'...now we're talkin. Its a ground breaking,trailblazing, trendsetting act that will have the cops stumped for decades to come.

Also it might make you smell better.

 

[HumorMe]

I like what I'm hearing so far but frankly if feces doesn't come into play at some point or another in the scheme of things then I just can't get on board with that kind of murder. It's just not me you know?

And you are complaining about me posting a turd in your other thread and wanting me banned!?!

Wishy-washy bastard!

Damn son..........make up your fucking mind!