my new best friend is

[stilleto]

sublime.
after school we are going to his house to make lego transformers and his mom said she'd make us cookies. i can't wait.

 

[Lestat]

he's a good bro

 

[SoKlueles]

what happened to me????

 

[stilleto]

he's a good bro

yes, he is.

 

[stilleto]

what happened to me????

you're my internet girlfriend.

 

[SoKlueles]

you're my internet girlfriend.

oh ok
show me your penis
it will make me feel better and not so neglected

 

[awittyusername]

sublime.
after school we are going to his house to make lego transformers and his mom said she'd make us cookies. i can't wait.

Fuck that...Get the kid laid

 

[hamstershaver]

what happened to me????

looks like it was a fuck and chuck to me
pwned

 

[Cutiebaby]

you just want a glimps up his mommys dress...that is the only reason why you are pretending to be his friend!

 

[stilleto]

Fuck that...Get the kid laid

i refuse to be responsible for the degredation of american teenagers.
i'll slip him the number of a good hooker i know though.

 

[stilleto]

oh ok
show me your penis
it will make me feel better and not so neglected

i'll do more than show it to you if you are being neglected at home....

 

[Sub-Zero]

sublime.
after school we are going to his house to make lego transformers and his mom said she'd make us cookies. i can't wait.

dude, u better not hit on her though!

 

[stilleto]

dude, u better not hit on her though!

then tell your mom to stop hitting on ME!

wait, no don't.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i'll slip him the number of a good hooker i know though.

okay now i KNOW ur not just trying to get into my moms panties.

if i do my "i just had sex" dance beforehand, will that jinx it?

 

[stilleto]

okay now i KNOW ur not just trying to get into my moms panties.

if i do my "i just had sex" dance beforehand, will that jinx it?

uh oh... i just realized it was your moms number i was gonna give you... nevermind.

 

[Sub-Zero]

uh oh... i just realized it was your moms number i was gonna give you... nevermind.

she is pretty hot and a fair price too

 

[bullett]

LMAO @ "fuck and chuck"