My Moms Dog

[big_bad_buff]

my mom is out of town for 3 days, and her dog always sleeps locked in her room so she doesnt crap inside. anyways my mom tells me to take her outside every 2 hours or so...anyways i just go into the luandry room, ask her if she wants to go outside(she barks or start whinning and run to the door if she has to) and she just lays there and closes her eyes. well I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth and come out and see a big fat pile of shit on the ground infront of the bathroom door, and the freakin dog stops half way up the stairs, turns around, looks me dead in the eyes, almost as if she is laughing at me, then takes off up the stairs.....WTF is up with that?

 

[2Thick]

my mom is out of town for 3 days, and her dog always sleeps locked in her room so she doesnt crap inside. anyways my mom tells me to take her outside every 2 hours or so...anyways i just go into the luandry room, ask her if she wants to go outside(she barks or start whinning and run to the door if she has to) and she just lays there and closes her eyes. well I go to the bathroom, brush my teeth and come out and see a big fat pile of shit on the ground infront of the bathroom door, and the freakin dog stops half way up the stairs, turns around, looks me dead in the eyes, almost as if she is laughing at me, then takes off up the stairs.....WTF is up with that?

That dogs owns you and it knows it.

 

[EricDraven]

bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Paulos]

Re: Re: My Moms Dog

That dogs owns you and it knows it.

Best response ever.

 

[big_bad_buff]

pretty much yeah. it's too cute smack around