My Little Brother "cleadus"...the Scrapper That He Is.....

[KAYNE]

WE WERE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN THE YARD WHEN THE BALL WENT OVER THE OUR NEIGBORS FENCE. IT IS AN IRON FENCE WITH THE ARROW TOPS. I TOLD CLEADUS NOT TO TRY TO SCALE THE FENCE SINCE HE HAS THE MENTALITY OF A 4 YEAR OLD (HE IS 67). THE LITTLE SCRAPPER TRIED TO SCALE THE FENCE ANYWAY. ON THE WAY OVER, ALL WENT WELL. HE THREW ME THE BALL AND I TOLD HIM TO BE CAREFUL COMING BACK OVER. WELL WHEN HE WAS ON TOP OF THE IRON FENCE HIS FOOT SLIPPED AND HE FELL DOWN ON ONE OF THE ARROW TOPS. THE POINTED ARROW WENT THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF HIS MOUTH NARROWLY MISSING HIS JUGGLER VEIN AND CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH. HIS LOWER JAW IS BROKEN AND HAS A BIG HOLE IN IT AFTER THE FIREFIGHTERS CUT HIM OFF WITH A TORCH AND HE REFUSED MEDICAL ATTENTION. WHAT A LITTLE SCRAPPER!!!


MAY.....HOW IS JAMES DOING???


KAYNE

 

[WarriorPL]

thats just disturbing, i mean what 67 year old has the strength to climb a fence???

~WizKid

 

[Night Fly]

LMAO....I could just see your "real" brother cletus doing that!

 

[May1010]

Hey Kayne!


Thanks for asking about James. Today was not a good day for the little guy. Even though James is 27 years old, he's got Down's Syndrome and is pretty much an 8 year old on the inside. Anyway, here's what happened today:

Although we live in a private and gated community, an ice cream truck managed to get past the two security check points and down our street.

James and I were watching "Miss Congeniality" on Pay-per-view when all of a sudden we heard the music from the ice cream truck.

James got so happy, he was running all over the house saying "James want ice cream! James want ice cream!" He was so excited that he smashed through the French doors, shattered the double-paned glass, and lacerated his face, arms, hands, upper thighs, and feet.

I took him to the local emergency room. He knew he was going to get stitches and he's very much afraid of getting "shots." So, we had to papoose him down.

He screamed and screamed and couldn't figure out why I wasn't helping him. It broke my heart.

When we got in the car to come home, he was still very much upset and he threw up all over himself. I just got him cleaned up and in his Spiderman pajamas and now he's lying in bed looking at his Jurassic Park III dinosaur pop-up book and listening to Cher's "Do You Believe" CD.

 

[danielson]

 

[RyanH]

May---you misspelled "through up." It should be throw up or threw up.

 

[RyanH]

You also misspelled lacerated.

 

[KAYNE]

MAY....I'M GLAD JAMES IS OK. CLEADUS IS CURRENTLY SLOBBERING THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THIS JAW RIGHT NOW UNDER HEAVY SEDATION. HE IS WATCHING DEBBIE DOES DALLAS. EVEN THOUGH HE HAS THE MENTALITY OF A 4 YEAR OLD, HE LOVES HIS PORN.


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

MAY

UPDATE ON CLEADUS: HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO SPIT OUT OF THE HOLE ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS MOUTH. THE MAIL MAN CAME TO THE DOOR AND CLEADUS SAID "HEY, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO", HE THEN PROCEDED TO SPIT THROUGH THE GAPING HOLE UNDER HIS JAW. THE MAIL MAN TRIED TO SPRAY HIM WITH MACE TO NO AVAIL (HE ACTUALLY HAD THE BOTTLE FACING BACKWARDS AND HE SPRAYED HIMSELF) THEN RAN AWAY. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. CLEADUS IS A LITTLE SOLDIER.


KAYNE

 

[May1010]

UPDATE ON CLEADUS: HE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO SPIT OUT ...

I guess you taught him how to do this. Wait a minute! From what I've read on the bathroom walls, you never spit!

Glad to hear Cleadus is doing well. Give him a big kiss on the lips for me.