My list............

[AziaReign]

Sorry dear............no pron star here. Although...........when I DO become famous, Pauly and I are going to sell our "personal" videotapes to the public to rake in some more $$$$!!

 

[TheSalami]

you might as well sell them because if you dont someone else will find them and sell them. might as well be you making the money from them. i hope there is lots of freaky stuff in them. the pam anderson one was pretty weak. the janine one was pretty good though.

 

[AziaReign]

Pam and Tommy sucked ass! I haven't seen the Jeanine one yet..........she is gorgeous though!

Oh, our porn is THE best! Ohhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhh!

Yeee-haaaawwwww!

 

[Y_lifter]

CANDY-O I NEED YOU SO !!!

 

[TheSalami]

janine is pretty awesome. she knows her way around the penis. that home video was as good as any porn. she fucked herself up though by coverng her arm and some of her back with tattoos. shits nasty. dont get any tattoos azia!!! unless its one that says "i love thesalami".

 

[AziaReign]

Got one tatoo...........u seen it? pauly has me in his avatar.......and also I posted it in the post "I don't know if this has been done" by FistFullofSteel on Chat and Conversation...................only 1. Its on my right shoulder.

 

[TheSalami]

please get it removed.

 

[Cleaner]

stroke it.


Nothing like Clarence Carter.

 

[AziaReign]

"I stroke it to the East..........I stroke it to the West..........."

"Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter"

"I be strokin'"

 

[Milhouse]

of the "poppy" girls broken down!!!
(Positives + & Negatives -)
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Brittney Spears:
Future gazillionaire
Major hotty with or without makeup, sorry I dont agree there, cause I am a guy and no what makes me go boing.
Her marketing machine is impeccable, she could very well transform into the next material girl if she does not get too fucked up or burnt out.
Needs to start fucking real men like me.

Christina Aguilera:
Millionaire
+ Sings beautifully, very well trained!
- Wears too much makeup
She doesnt look to bad when she cuts the makeup by 90%
Pierced nipples def a bonus for ol milhouse
If she can smarten up a bit she will do well in the future but I think she is going thru the young attitude phase


Janet Jackson:
Millionaire
Really Michael Jackson in drag
Still good but the clock is ticking
One of the few normal ones in that family even though she has "issues" with drugs and shit

Jennifer Lopez:
Millionaire
Big ass
cant sing
I like her better as an actress and would tap her ass

Jessica Simpson:
Millionaire
Good voice
Hot ass
Virgin? Bwahahaha no body over the age of 18 in the music biz is a virgin. Sex and showbiz are like peanut butter and jelly.

Willa Ford:
- I dont know who she is, probably some no-talent who gave good head to get a contract.

Madonna: (Dare I comment??)
Gazillionaire
In all fairness she was good in the day, needs to pack it in and start passing the torch to others
Hypocrite ie I am the material slut, now I am an expert on motherhood, gonna see those kids all fucked up and on springer one day
bad gap in teeth
fake british accent
totally massacred the song "American Pie" therefore deserves to die
Needs to stopped being blindly worshipped everytime she puts out new stuff, because the new stuff sucks.