My list............

[AziaReign]

of the "poppy" girls broken down!!!
(Positives + & Negatives -)
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Brittney Spears:
- Can't sing worth shit
-/+ Has boobies........fake???
+ Can be pretty sometimes
- W/out make-up, looks like ka-ka
+ Dancing is okay
+ Her style of clothes is decent on occasions
- Usually lip syncs...........and her live singing sucks
- Goin' out w/ wimpy Justin, C'mon girlfriend, get yoself a REAL man!
- Needs to workout (lose weight - gain muscle)

Christina Aguilera:
+ Sings beautifully, very well trained!
- Wears too much makeup
- Look like total shit w/out makeup.........no natural beauty what-so-ever
- Too damn skinny - no figure
- Some of her clothes are acceptable (usually dresses trashy) Girl - GET A DESIGNER!
- No matter what she says, she is NOT a real blonde!
- What IS up w/ her hair anyways??
- Her attitude sucks ass, you KNOW she is a prissy bitch
- Heard she got implants recently....is it true?
+ Can definetley sing LIVE
- Needs to workout (gain muscle)

Janet Jackson:
+ Diva status - been around for awhile and popularity status high
+ Good moves
- Never seen her w/out makeup
- Fake titties
-/+ Her singing is............compromisable
- Has had face/body surgery
+ Concerts are always sold out
+ Needs to keep working out

Jennifer Lopez:
+ Niiiiiice booty
- UG-A-LEE w/out makeup
- Cannot sing - all studio work (why do u think she NEVER goes on tour)
+ Good actress
+ Good dancer
+ Takes really good pictures (have ya'll seen the new Stuff mag.?)
- Needs to workout

Jessica Simpson:
-/+ Holy shit look at the size of her mouth!
- Can't dance
+ She's pretty, sometimes
++She is a virgin - and is PROUD of it!
+ Can blow your ears off with that voice!
- Needs to workout
+ Dating Nick, another singer......I think they plan on getting married...You go gurrl!

Willa Ford:
- She tries too hard to be bad
- I just seen her recently and she's packed on a few lbs.
- She can't sing AT ALL live
- She was dating a Backdoor boy
+ Cute face
+ Can go w/out makeup and look nice
- Her tatoo is pretty gay
- Needs to workout
+ Looks sexy as hell in her "Bad" video
+ Got to work with Royce 5'9"

Madonna: (Dare I comment??)
+ Is the idol of most women/girls everywhere
+ Very BOLD and doesn't care
+ Has done just about everything.....and I mean EVERYTHING!
+ Finally settled down
-/+ Can't sing all spectacular
+ Has her OWN style
+ Makes SHITLOADS of $$$
+ Presents herself as a very good mother
+ Can be sexual w/ anyone
+ Can go w/out makeup (never wears a lot)
+ Concerts are always sold out
++ Needs to keep working out (shes always been fabulous!)


Now, yes I am a girl, and these are MY comments. I was just wondering if anyone agrees with me. These are just facts, and it won't hurt no one. Feel free to add your own comments. So if I've made a FACT about someone/something that you do not care for, oh well

I'm preparing myself for when I get out in the music business, and everything that I see or hear makes an impact. And to set the record straight, I am not like any of the above! Just a boost of confidence, thats all!

 

[TheSalami]

why dont you do one of those about yourself?

anyway i respect anyone who is successful. i know lots of people get kicks out of taking shots at people that are able to succeed where they cant but i dont see it like that. i may talk some shit about them but id do whatever they have done if i could be as successful at singing. id even join nsync.

also jessica simpson is no virgin. at least not since last night.

 

[Cleaner]

I don't watch tv....so the first thing for me is vioce.
Its about the music...period.
Then again I play myself.

 

[AziaReign]

Cleaner - You are completely correct! (not about the playing w/yoself!) Very good!

Salami - Hey buddy! I have total respect for each of those ladies due to their making more money than I. One thing that I DO NOT care for though is treating your fans like shit, right? Right!

It takes a lot to become famous, to have people look up to you, to be respected. If the job was this easy EVERYONE would be doing it. I am sooooooo on the bottom of the barrel right now, but I am working at this myself, Pauly and I are working on this togther.

As for doing one of these for myself, you'll have to wait until I have a little more free time! I won't letchya down!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

How about Ric Ocasek?

 

[thefantom1]

How about Ric Ocasek?

1. Looks like Joey Ramone

2. Is married to some hot model

3. Needs to get the Cars back together..

 

[satanic goatslayer]

3. Needs to get the Cars back together..

Some people might think you're crazy.

 

[TheSalami]

azia, you are better off with me than pauly. i am a world famous agent that could get you very famous easily. my agent name is Morty Jackson. i am the behind the scenes guy for some of the richest most famous people in the business.

 

[AziaReign]

Oh Yeah??!!! Could you really?? Could you, could you?!!!

N-E waaaaaays.............smart ass..............maybe your famous in the amature porn business!

 

[TheSalami]

if your singing career doesnt take off like you hope maybe you would like to join me in the porn industry?