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TableFun
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Don't worry. You're going to settle form short ugly desperate guy.
pics of sister?
You're a midget video game addict
It's not like you weren't gonna have to settle for a 3 at best anyways...
It's not like you weren't gonna have to settle for a 3 at best anyways...
bb.com is down the hall and to the left.
While 5'3" is certainly kill-self territory, you can compensate with an elite education and lots of money.
Another option is to become a jockey:
Jockeys must be light to ride at the weights which are assigned to their mounts. There are horse carrying weight limits, that are set by racing authorities. The Kentucky Derby, for example, has a weight limit of 126 lb (57 kg) including the jockey's equipment. The weight of a jockey usually ranges from 108 to 118 lb (49 to 54 kg).[3] Despite their light weight, they must be able to control a horse that is moving at 40 mph (64 km/h) and weighs 1,200 lb (540 kg).[citation needed] Though there is no height limit for jockeys, they are usually fairly short due to the weight limits. Jockeys typically stand around 4 ft 10 in (1.47 m) to 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m).[3]
Jockey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
So basically, if you can't get into an upper ivy or something like MIT/CalTech/Stanford/UChi, you're pretty fucked. Better start hitting the books, bro.
Another option is to become a jockey:
Jockeys must be light to ride at the weights which are assigned to their mounts. There are horse carrying weight limits, that are set by racing authorities. The Kentucky Derby, for example, has a weight limit of 126 lb (57 kg) including the jockey's equipment. The weight of a jockey usually ranges from 108 to 118 lb (49 to 54 kg).[3] Despite their light weight, they must be able to control a horse that is moving at 40 mph (64 km/h) and weighs 1,200 lb (540 kg).[citation needed] Though there is no height limit for jockeys, they are usually fairly short due to the weight limits. Jockeys typically stand around 4 ft 10 in (1.47 m) to 5 ft 6 in (1.68 m).[3]
Jockey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
So basically, if you can't get into an upper ivy or something like MIT/CalTech/Stanford/UChi, you're pretty fucked. Better start hitting the books, bro.
TableFun
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What's with the fucking future tense? Tis read is bogus. He/She would have read it on the spot.
SAT/ACT/GRE/LSAT scores? You still have a chance. Just write the adcoms a sob story about your struggles in life as a miget. They eat that shit up, bro.
TableFun
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SAT/ACT/GRE/LSAT scores? You still have a chance. Just write the adcoms a sob story about your struggles in life as a miget. They eat that shit up, bro.
No MCAT love? I don't even know you....
Of course not. There's always a chance. But statistically, you're still pretty much fucked.
Aren't there height requirments for doctors? What, you expect this dude to pull up a step ladder every time he looks at a patient's tonsils?
TableFun
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Aren't there height requirments for doctors? What, you expect this dude to pull up a step ladder every time he looks at a patient's tonsils?
You're right. I don't want this fucking puke as a colleague.
sure, youve got nothing to lose, literally
Soulthief
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How much does that shit cost? Tell you what, you buy the baseball bat and I'll hook you up.
I'll have to hang you from a tree piñata style so I'm not swinging at the ground.
You're welcome.
The growth plates?
Idobehigh
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You said hand I guess that's a way doctors are able to tell about growth plates
Headholio
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There are so many hot women that size. I was at a concert the other night and this tiny little petite chick in front of me was so feminine and so hot I couldn't stop watching her dance.
For a guy, its not an ideal size. But fuck it.
How tall is Bill Gates? And does it matter?
What you are lacking, is in the size of your balls.
Be like Napoleon. Take over the world.
1armedscissor
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Is this Bud Bundy?
I'm 5'1" so go fuck yourself you little shit head
Oh and if it makes you feel better us tiny chicks actually tend to like tall men so not even trolls will look at you. Here to help.
Oh and if it makes you feel better us tiny chicks actually tend to like tall men so not even trolls will look at you. Here to help.
Fuck off you piece of shit
Fuck you also faggot
I used to date a girl your height
I was nuts over her...
Zing!!!!
I was nuts over her...
Zing!!!!
Lololololol
Lololol
I'm like 5'11'' and shrinking
I was 6' a few years ago...wtf?
I was 6' a few years ago...wtf?
So that puts you around 6' flat?
Take the omega workout plan!
Fyp rob
Lol. Sometimes I wish!!!
Well..,not 6' that's for pussies.
I could handle an inch or two less.
That's what she said
A good friend of mine is 6'8'' or 9'' and says he fucking hates it sometimes
Wears like a size 17 1/2 shoe lol jesus christ
Wears like a size 17 1/2 shoe lol jesus christ
Lol!
you need to get on the omega project, bro.
ah fuck. oh well, you repoasted a poast of mine last week, so there.
Omega owes you money too? Lol. He may still be over at iron mag.
yes.
he tried to pay me with like a bottle of lipostim2 that had like 12 capsules in it and the omega plan pamphlet which is just shit stolen from the internet and printed off on a black and white copier stapled together this the dude from his avatar on the front. LOL!!!!
I still have it I think, i'll take pics! LOL!
Check in the women's forum
Then how will we know if he kills himself?
Headholio
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Get over it pussy.
Headholio
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eat a dick you slimy fucking noob
I'm so fucking mad it's making me puke in my lap
Did you use his super advanced Black Swan training technique?
I gained 47 lbs mass and 7 inches height
Soulthief
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That will take woot forever to get out of his hair.
Headholio
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Bwaaaahhhaaaaha!!!!!!!
No shit man that's hilarious!
Although I think stupid bastard is an even bigger cocksucker than douchetoom.
Stupidbastard; Quit being such a cocksucker for the biggest faggot on EF.
Soulthief
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Slow your roll. I was just busting balls. I like these bro's. Sounds like you got some real issues. Don't get so caught up in this shit.
Don't dignify him with a response. Everyone hates him for a reason...
Headholio
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