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...could have ended in death. but fortunately, it didnt...
so anyway borbors, there i was, in my driveway, unloading a bunch of crap out of my trailer into my brother in laws trailer so that i could dump it, and about 90% of the way through, when there was just a bit of garbage left on the trailer bed, i saw something move...a mouse!
quick as a flash, i snapped up a rotted bit of wood and was about to smash the mouse into a little smear on the floor of the trailer when something stopped me, so the mouse and I faced off, mexican standoff style, over the rim of my trailer...i looked at him...then he looked at me...then i looked at him...then he looked at me...then i looked at him, and noticed that the mouse was, indeed, quite cute, and probably quite scared, since i was holding a bit of wood ready to squish him, and it dawned on me that i was probably looking a tad foolish, poised like a bit of carved delicious marble, over this mouse, with my muscles rippling even though i wasnt even moving
p) ...and i found it a tad funny, so i grinned like an idiot 
...and i swear to God...the little bastard winked at me! his beady right eye shut, and his left stayed open! (since when could mice wink? little mofo must have been watching me practice in my mirror
) ...so i let the little guy go
i know you were all riveted by my story
cheerios
so anyway borbors, there i was, in my driveway, unloading a bunch of crap out of my trailer into my brother in laws trailer so that i could dump it, and about 90% of the way through, when there was just a bit of garbage left on the trailer bed, i saw something move...a mouse!
quick as a flash, i snapped up a rotted bit of wood and was about to smash the mouse into a little smear on the floor of the trailer when something stopped me, so the mouse and I faced off, mexican standoff style, over the rim of my trailer...i looked at him...then he looked at me...then i looked at him...then he looked at me...then i looked at him, and noticed that the mouse was, indeed, quite cute, and probably quite scared, since i was holding a bit of wood ready to squish him, and it dawned on me that i was probably looking a tad foolish, poised like a bit of carved delicious marble, over this mouse, with my muscles rippling even though i wasnt even moving
p) ...and i found it a tad funny, so i grinned like an idiot ...and i swear to God...the little bastard winked at me! his beady right eye shut, and his left stayed open! (since when could mice wink? little mofo must have been watching me practice in my mirror
) ...so i let the little guy go i know you were all riveted by my story
cheerios
