My kinda Luck

[wnt2bBeast]

well being the outcast that i am at my gym very few if any people approach me let alone women..no no even looks me in the eye at all..but anyway normal day of speed squats for me so as usual after warming up on the box i go inot the locker room to get inot my briefs i powder up and have my suit slippers on and i have the briefs half way up as this older (like 50) gentleman comes out of the whirlpool nekkid with the towel over his shoulder..All of a sudden i hear this ooh look at those, its only me and him at this point im like WTF??? he was referring to my suit slippers whic are nothing more than tight silkly type of leggins to help slide briefs/suits on faster..

Heres where it gets scary..This guy decides to put his foot up on the table a few feet away from remember hes still feckin nekkid and wants to chat..I really did not pay attention to him but this is the only thing i heard him say "I blossomed up to 175lbs"..At this point i wanted to run out of the room what hetero man uses the word "blossomed"..and this F'in guy was nekkid the whole time and talking as if we were chums...WTF is that all about..cant some hottie come up ot me and say gee your so strong take me now??? guess not

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[hardrock]

Should've stuffed him in a locker.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Should've stuffed him in a locker.

good one wish i woulda thought of that on the spot lol

 

[gotmilk]

Everyone gets one nekkid heterohomo who dangles in front of you.

Mine was last year...he left the showers and slung his towel over his shoulder immediately.

 

[Dial_tone]

There oughta be some kinda law against straight men talkin while they're naked. We need rules on shit like that.

 

[Smurfy]

lmao this stuff is funny to me

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

well being the outcast that i am at my gym very few if any people approach me let alone women..no no even looks me in the eye at all..

My world

 

[wnt2bBeast]

Everyone gets one nekkid heterohomo who dangles in front of you.

Mine was last year...he left the showers and slung his towel over his shoulder immediately.

that must be the signature move

 

[wnt2bBeast]

There oughta be some kinda law against straight men talkin while they're naked. We need rules on shit like that.

yeah that is definitely shady behavior..
its even further out there when its a complete stranger

 

[wnt2bBeast]

lmao this stuff is funny to me

glad you and my brother find it amusing

 

[EnderJE]

face it, you're so handsome that you turn the straight men gay...go get'em tiger...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lmao... he should have popped you on the ass with that towel.. thats what i'd have done

 

[EnderJE]

lmao... he should have popped you on the ass with that towel.. thats what i'd have done

And then film it so you can post it on American Funniest Home Videos.

"Crazy PLer attacks man after towel snap."

CLASSIC!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

And then film it so you can post it on American Funniest Home Videos.

"Crazy PLer attacks man after towel snap."

CLASSIC!

I'm smart and stuff!

 

[EnderJE]

I'm smart and stuff!

But you put hexes on my elbow...

Now stop it.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

But you put hexes on my elbow...

Now stop it.

Right or left? You may be having sympathy pains!

i'm gonna let the Ender doll out of the chamber now... but you have to promise to be nice.

 

[slat1]

well being the outcast that i am at my gym very few if any people approach me let alone women..no no even looks me in the eye at all..but anyway normal day of speed squats for me so as usual after warming up on the box i go inot the locker room to get inot my briefs i powder up and have my suit slippers on and i have the briefs half way up as this older (like 50) gentleman comes out of the whirlpool nekkid with the towel over his shoulder..All of a sudden i hear this ooh look at those, its only me and him at this point im like WTF??? he was referring to my suit slippers whic are nothing more than tight silkly type of leggins to help slide briefs/suits on faster..

Heres where it gets scary..This guy decides to put his foot up on the table a few feet away from remember hes still feckin nekkid and wants to chat..I really did not pay attention to him but this is the only thing i heard him say "I blossomed up to 175lbs"..At this point i wanted to run out of the room what hetero man uses the word "blossomed"..and this F'in guy was nekkid the whole time and talking as if we were chums...WTF is that all about..cant some hottie come up ot me and say gee your so strong take me now??? guess not

I hate to be the one to tell you this... BUT... that was a gay experience my friend!
*Imediately go outside and break something expensive!

 

[EnderJE]

Right or left? You may be having sympathy pains!

i'm gonna let the Ender doll out of the chamber now... but you have to promise to be nice.

I bitch about it here...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=396378

...and when am I not nice? I'm the paragone of virtues and nice guys everywhere.

And if I haven't said so, you look nice today.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

glad you and my brother find it amusing

Make it 3 people caise I find it pretty dam amusing too.

 

[NJjuice22]

lol.can you say ..awkward!!..i dont know what i would do in that situation, i got a bad habit of not being able to mean to people, so i would probably just listen for a minute while looking in the complete opposite direction and just be like.."well i gotta finish this workout"

 

[JayC9]

Why is it that American guys are so conscious about their nakedness and the whole changing room senario? In Europe it's not even given another thought.

 

[NJjuice22]

Why is it that American guys are so conscious about their nakedness and the whole changing room senario? In Europe it's not even given another thought.

cultures are just different, over hears its not abnormal for athletes to change infront of each other and take showers...but when your in the gym and a random old dude comes up to you butt naked, thats just weird

 

[pitbullstl]

There oughta be some kinda law against straight men talkin while they're naked. We need rules on shit like that.

Or talking in the locker room PERIOD. STFU.....do you business...eyes on the floor.....and get out. I have not showered at the gym, or even CHANGED at the gym.....since Droopy McWrinkledick put his leg up on the bench next to me and started applying some kind of salve while asking me how my ass got so muscular.....

 

[slickdadd]

I think if you are old and naked, it is impossible to not prop your leg up on something and allow your withered applebag to flap in the breeze. It's like a wired reflex. Like with the hammer on the knee thing. Once you reach a certain age it just kicks in.

 

[wnt2bBeast]

lmao... he should have popped you on the ass with that towel.. thats what i'd have done

but your cute and have an inny

 

[wnt2bBeast]

I hate to be the one to tell you this... BUT... that was a gay experience my friend!
*Imediately go outside and break something expensive!

i squatted like a madman

 

[*MissFit*]

in front of him

i squatted like a madman

 

[wnt2bBeast]

in front of him

LOL no

 

[*MissFit*]

u sure u seemd to be gloating bout the whole squat thing....

LOL no

 

[wnt2bBeast]

u sure u seemd to be gloating bout the whole squat thing....

umm ummm positive