My husband is leaving me

[miplank]

I'll be alone and drunk in a gutter for Christmas

Face down ass up?

 

[nangiggles]

Someone misses the point of Christmas.

Hubby and I aren't Jesusy bro. Big events for us are thx giving and new year's eve.

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[WoodyO]

Meh, December 25th is the final day of Saturnalia. As usual the Christians stole a pagan holiday & called it their own. The only proper way to celebrate would be to parade Jews down the street and throw rocks at them like in ancient Rome.

 

[nydj66]

Meh, December 25th is the final day of Saturnalia. As usual the Christians stole a pagan holiday & called it their own. The only proper way to celebrate would be to parade Jews down the street and throw rocks at them like in ancient Rome.

The Christians declared January 6th as Jesus's birthday. But the pagans wouldn't stop celebrating on December 25th so they started that whole 12 days of Christmas bullshit.

Eventually they just moved the whole holiday back. Tradition trumps religion every time.

Where's my "cool story" bourbon pic?

 

[nydj66]

I'll be alone and drunk in a gutter for Christmas

Fly to Orlando and make Nan take you to Universal Studios.

 

[TableFun]

Who fucking cares who's holiday it is? People care too much what other people think or say.

 

[WoodyO]

I just wanted to huck rocks at someone.

 

[-SD-]

I feel dick with either response

you feel dicks with any response

 

[TableFun]

I just wanted to huck rocks at someone.

Hick them at the overly sensitive hippie vegans.

 

[TableFun]

* huck

That's it, I gotta figure out how to turn off autocorrect