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I workout at a 24hr Fitness in Houston. This is ONLY the first ten I could think of......now, let me counts the ways that I hate that place:
1- Yeah it’s big - very deceiving - THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ANY OF THE GOOD MACHINES (squat rack, hack, leg press, extensions, leg curls, standing calf, smith machine, etc.)
2- There is a ton of people - only a couple good physiques - a couple juicers - nothing good to look at to look forward to (ok, occasionally I'll get lucky and a stripper will come in) - AND EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKS WALKS AROUND LIKE THEY ARE JAY CUTLER!!
3- Its completely obvious to me from looking at them none of these fuckheads ever work their legs - SO WHY CAN'T I EVER GET ON THE FRIGGIN' HACK SQUAT??
4- WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH SOME DOPE LOAD PLATES ON THE LEG PRESS AND THEN TAKE IT DOWN LIKE TWO INCHES? I want to tell him he's an idiot so bad, then I always realize, no, the best revenge is the solemn assurance that he is absolutely and completely wasting his time.
5- WHY DO OTHER MEN THINK I WANT TO TALK TO THEM IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING NAKED? It's so disgusting. I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can. Men are gross - period. I wouldn't fuck me, that’s for sure!!
6- WHY IS THIS CRAPPY DANCE MUSIC BLARING OUT CONSTANTLY? Is that supposed to motivate me? Does anyone really like that shit? Sometimes I can barely hear my Disturbed on my walkman at full blast.
7- WHY IS YOUR FAT ASS SITTING on the leg extension machine like your relaxing on a park bench feeding the fucking pigeons? Why do you look at me like I'm an idiot when I politely ask to work in? Tell you what, why don't you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!
8- Sweetie, why are you wearing those spandex pants when your ass is the size of METROPOLITAN CLEVELAND??? Is it even conceivable that you think you look good in them?? Do you think people will think you workout if you wear them?? Tell you what: go see a shrink cause your fucked in the head!!, ok???
9- WHY THE FUCK AM I HEARING CELL PHONES RINGING?? I said, WHY THE FUCK AM I HEARING CELL PHONES RINGING??????
10- Buddy, are you wearing that tank top because you think fat equals muscle?? Oh and by the way, SHAVE YOUR BACK YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING BEAR!!! Bear lookin' Biatch......
My only saviors: My hat pulled way down over my eyes, my walkman with Disturbed blasting and a really fucking bad attitude.......
In fact I put a full gym in my house I hate these places so much now.....but I still go a couple times a week.....these fuckheads do fire me up pretty well actually!!!......
I remember the good ole' days though: The Powerhouse gym in Centerline in Detroit.....mainly hardcore, lots of competitors, competition and camaraderie.....saw Ron Love all the time, great guy....Lenda Murray helped prepare me for my first show......Are there any gyms like this anymore????
Sorry for the obscenities and the long rant, but, I feel better now.....
1- Yeah it’s big - very deceiving - THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ANY OF THE GOOD MACHINES (squat rack, hack, leg press, extensions, leg curls, standing calf, smith machine, etc.)
2- There is a ton of people - only a couple good physiques - a couple juicers - nothing good to look at to look forward to (ok, occasionally I'll get lucky and a stripper will come in) - AND EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKS WALKS AROUND LIKE THEY ARE JAY CUTLER!!
3- Its completely obvious to me from looking at them none of these fuckheads ever work their legs - SO WHY CAN'T I EVER GET ON THE FRIGGIN' HACK SQUAT??
4- WHY DO I HAVE TO WATCH SOME DOPE LOAD PLATES ON THE LEG PRESS AND THEN TAKE IT DOWN LIKE TWO INCHES? I want to tell him he's an idiot so bad, then I always realize, no, the best revenge is the solemn assurance that he is absolutely and completely wasting his time.
5- WHY DO OTHER MEN THINK I WANT TO TALK TO THEM IN THE LOCKER ROOM WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY FUCKING NAKED? It's so disgusting. I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can. Men are gross - period. I wouldn't fuck me, that’s for sure!!
6- WHY IS THIS CRAPPY DANCE MUSIC BLARING OUT CONSTANTLY? Is that supposed to motivate me? Does anyone really like that shit? Sometimes I can barely hear my Disturbed on my walkman at full blast.
7- WHY IS YOUR FAT ASS SITTING on the leg extension machine like your relaxing on a park bench feeding the fucking pigeons? Why do you look at me like I'm an idiot when I politely ask to work in? Tell you what, why don't you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!
8- Sweetie, why are you wearing those spandex pants when your ass is the size of METROPOLITAN CLEVELAND??? Is it even conceivable that you think you look good in them?? Do you think people will think you workout if you wear them?? Tell you what: go see a shrink cause your fucked in the head!!, ok???
9- WHY THE FUCK AM I HEARING CELL PHONES RINGING?? I said, WHY THE FUCK AM I HEARING CELL PHONES RINGING??????
10- Buddy, are you wearing that tank top because you think fat equals muscle?? Oh and by the way, SHAVE YOUR BACK YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING BEAR!!! Bear lookin' Biatch......
My only saviors: My hat pulled way down over my eyes, my walkman with Disturbed blasting and a really fucking bad attitude.......
In fact I put a full gym in my house I hate these places so much now.....but I still go a couple times a week.....these fuckheads do fire me up pretty well actually!!!......
I remember the good ole' days though: The Powerhouse gym in Centerline in Detroit.....mainly hardcore, lots of competitors, competition and camaraderie.....saw Ron Love all the time, great guy....Lenda Murray helped prepare me for my first show......Are there any gyms like this anymore????
Sorry for the obscenities and the long rant, but, I feel better now.....
