My gym installed...

[heatherrae]

Personal TV screens on 3 of the elliptical machines. They are right in front of your face and have the cable. The first day, I spent 1 1/2 hours, the second day, I spent 2 hours, and the third day I was on for 3 hours. I was working at 75% to 80% the entire time, too. I may kill myself with exercise...lol.

 

[Ilk]

Personal TV screens on 3 of the elliptical machines. They are right in front of your face and have the cable. The first day, I spent 1 1/2 hours, the second day, I spent 2 hours, and the third day I was on for 3 hours. I was working at 75% to 80% the entire time, too. I may kill myself with exercise...lol.

Thats good! 3 hours is quite a long time though!!

Good job at the pace.. I do remember being on the treadmill for 90 mins straight.. Due to blasting my music.. Neighbours 8 doors down could hear it! I just coludn't stop.. Tune after tune after tune! Well you get my point!

Don't over do it!!

 

[heatherrae]

I'll try not to...lol. overdoing it usually isnt my problem...lol.

 

[gonelifting]

Moderation.


Longevity is the answer to your goals. No one ever says "3 years ago on a Tuesday, THAT was the workout that gave me this body." The TOTAL, combined, consistant workouts over weeks, months, years is what gets and keeps you in shape.



I do understand the excitement, though. Congrats.

 

[Smurfy]

oh damn is there a line for those machines? if I wanted to get on there and some chica was was watching the view and then all my children and then one life tolive, Id have to kick her ass. lol

 

[heatherrae]

nah, if someone were waiting, I would give them the machine after 30 minutes. Luckily, there has not been a wait because I purposefully go at weird times

 

[gonelifting]

oh damn is there a line for those machines? if I wanted to get on there and some chica was was watching the view and then all my children and then one life tolive, Id have to kick her ass. lol

Come to my house. Wipe dust, start cardio.







and deadlift.

 

[Smurfy]

nah, if someone were waiting, I would give them the machine after 30 minutes. Luckily, there has not been a wait because I purposefully go at weird times

When I had a job with all kinds of flexibility, I used to go all throughout the day. I found right around llunch time and very early afternoon to be good times, not as busy. but once 3:30 or 4pm hits, look out!! the douchebags come out in droves!

 

[heatherrae]

When I had a job with all kinds of flexibility, I used to go all throughout the day. I found right around llunch time and very early afternoon to be good times, not as busy. but once 3:30 or 4pm hits, look out!! the douchebags come out in droves!

Yep, and my gym has plenty of douchebags...lol.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

if they put a box of bon bons infront of you too, ur set for the day. either that or have internet access so u can be on ef.

 

[musclemom]

Come to my house. Wipe dust, start cardio.







and deadlift.

I got a bet with myself that HR ain't the kind of girl that deadlifts or does any of those "man" exercises.

 

[redguru]

Three hours of cardio? Can you say muscular atrophy three times fast?

 

[heatherrae]

I got a bet with myself that HR ain't the kind of girl that deadlifts or does any of those "man" exercises.

My guess is that MM's children tried to crawl back in via the umbilical cord before it was severed.

 

[musclemom]

My guess is that MM's children tried to crawl back in via the umbilical cord before it was severed.

Bite me, cardio queen What's your 1 RM on your bench/DL or squat?

I don't use AAS but I lift and lift heavy, and I want to maximize what I do naturally. I'm interested in learning what to do to be stronger. My husband is on HRT and the andropause section has been invaluable to us ...

On the other hand, this is your personal diary/coffee clatch.

Aren't you late for a manicure or something

 

[heatherrae]

Three hours of cardio? Can you say muscular atrophy three times fast?

My undertanding is that the body will use calories and fat reserves more readily and that muscle atrophy will only occur once readily available reserves are depleted. I think I'm safe for now...lol.

 

[gonelifting]

I got a bet with myself that HR ain't the kind of girl that deadlifts or does any of those "man" exercises.

It's always a good time to start, BUT....


I was replying to Smurfy's post anyway. No big deal. At least she's working out. That's more than most people do. Look at me! pfft.

 

[Spartacus]

Three hours of cardio? Can you say muscular atrophy three times fast?

I shrink up after 3 hours

 

[redguru]

I shrink up after 3 hours

I hope so. After about four hours, you run the risk of infection and amputation.

 

[heatherrae]

Bite me, cardio queen

You know I don't use AAS but I lift and lift heavy, and I want to maximize what I do naturally. I'm interested in learning what to do to be stronger. My husband is on HRT and the andropause section has been invaluable to us ...

On the other hand, this is your personal diary/coffee clatch.

Aren't you late for a manicure or something

Yeah, I lift too, and you are right that I'm probably not as butch as you are or lift as much as you do. That isn't my goal. Do I do deadlifts? Sometimes. I switch it up. I keep deadlifts light when I do them, and there are other exercises that I like more.

Yeah, I keep my nails nice. What of it? You really should just avoid my threads. We clearly have little to say to each other, and I'm bored of your initiating a cat fat.

 

[redguru]

It is my humble belief that HIIT training will benefit you more by way of fat loss than long bouts of steady state cardio, without being essentially catabolic.

 

[heatherrae]

It is my humble belief that HIIT training will benefit you more by way of fat loss than long bouts of steady state cardio, without being essentially catabolic.

No doubt that I got pretty carried away with the new toy at the gym...lol. There is no way I could do that every day, anyway. Sort of my little way of seeing how far I could go. My little personal marathon of sorts. ;-) I was not even sore or tired the next day, but I was very hungry...lol. I was a little sore when I got off the machine, but that only lasted about 10 minutes. Now if I was steadily working in the 75%-80% THR range, that would be pretty close to the top range in HIIT anyway, right?

 

[musclemom]

Yeah, I lift too, and you are right that I'm probably not as butch as you are or lift as much as you do. That isn't my goal. Do I do deadlifts? Sometimes. I switch it up. I keep deadlifts light when I do them, and there are other exercises that I like more.

Yeah, I keep my nails nice. What of it? You really should just avoid my threads. We clearly have little to say to each other, and I'm bored of your initiating a cat fat.

Oh, do tell, what IS your goal ... I know, I know, you want to be "toned"

Put me on ignore, queenie, otherwise, it's a public forum. Because, frankly, it's tough to avoid your threads since there's so damn many of them, like trying to walk through a cow pasture everywhere you turn, another pile of steaming shit.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

anyone ever do HIE?

i know some of u ef ladies must have



high intensity eating

 

[bran987]

No doubt that I got pretty carried away with the new toy at the gym...lol. There is no way I could do that every day, anyway. Sort of my little way of seeing how far I could go. My little personal marathon of sorts. ;-) I was not even sore or tired the next day, but I was very hungry...lol. I was a little sore when I got off the machine, but that only lasted about 10 minutes. Now if I was steadily working in the 75%-80% THR range, that would be pretty close to the top range in HIIT anyway, right?

I got an iPod video just so I can make it through 45 minute cardio sessions. I realized how much TV helps the other week when one of my favorite shows was on, it's really unbelievable!

HIIT you'll be at like 95% on the sprinting part lol, but there are just as many people who advocate what you are doing as well so don't worry about it (but not for 2-3 hours).

also, thank god there are chicks who enjoy fitness and who also take care of their nails.

 

[redguru]

I got an iPod video just so I can make it through 45 minute cardio sessions. I realized how much TV helps the other week when one of my favorite shows was on, it's really unbelievable!

HIIT you'll be at like 95% on the sprinting part lol, but there are just as many people who advocate what you are doing as well so don't worry about it (but not for 2-3 hours).

also, thank god there are chicks who enjoy fitness and who also take care of their nails.

Go piss up a rope, Persian. I agree that long bouts of low intensity cardio can also be fat burning. I look for efficiency in my workout. How can I be most effective in the least amount of time.

 

[Smurfy]

brb making nail appt

 

[heatherrae]

Oh, do tell, what IS your goal ... I know, I know, you want to be "toned"

Put me on ignore, queenie, otherwise, it's a public forum. Because, frankly, it's tough to avoid your threads since there's so damn many of them, like trying to walk through a cow pasture everywhere you turn, another pile of steaming shit.

My goal is to be healthy and to eat well. Sorry that I don't want to grow my clitoris with AS or to squat 600 lbs. I would like to stay in good shape so that I can live for many years, be able to dive, swim, travel, and look nice in my clothes. You can bench more than me. You win...lol.

Oh, you just can't avoid my threads? You poor, poor thing. I guess you live for a cat fight.

 

[ksharp01]

My gym has those on there treadmills also...........love it!! Does give you something to occupy your mind so you not constantly looking at the time saying.....crap it's only been 5 minutes!! lol

 

[heatherrae]

brb making nail appt

ROFL... I you. You are so funny.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i run on the road or mountain... all year round. unless its raining i don't like wet clothes.

my gym is a shit hole. rusty weights no high tech machines. just a radio to set the mood.

makes u tough keeps u focused totally back to the basics

 

[heatherrae]

I got an iPod video just so I can make it through 45 minute cardio sessions. I realized how much TV helps the other week when one of my favorite shows was on, it's really unbelievable!

HIIT you'll be at like 95% on the sprinting part lol, but there are just as many people who advocate what you are doing as well so don't worry about it (but not for 2-3 hours).

also, thank god there are chicks who enjoy fitness and who also take care of their nails.

Thanks Bran. Also, thanks Redguru. I get the point with the benefits of both.

The 101 Saturday Night Live top moments was on VH1, and I just kept going to see what was next....lol. Damn, that show lasts forever...lol. Before I knew it 3 hours had gone by.

 

[heatherrae]

i run on the road or mountain... all year round. unless its raining i don't like wet clothes.

my gym is a shit hole. rusty weights no high tech machines. just a radio to set the mood.

makes u tough keeps u focused totally back to the basics

That is cool. I like to run on the beach sometimes, but I hate to run if it is very cold or very hot. I hate that feeling of burning in my throat when it is too cold out. I probably won't have that problem anymore, now that I am in Florida though.

I used to like to run to military cadences. those keep the perfect tempo.

 

[TightSlacks]

Oh, do tell, what IS your goal ... I know, I know, you want to be "toned"

Put me on ignore, queenie, otherwise, it's a public forum. Because, frankly, it's tough to avoid your threads since there's so damn many of them, like trying to walk through a cow pasture everywhere you turn, another pile of steaming shit.

No. It is not her goal to be "toned". She is just trying to improve herself.


So, she can move up to a guy who is richer, and can give her a child before it is too late.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

That is cool. I like to run on the beach sometimes, but I hate to run if it is very cold or very hot. I hate that feeling of burning in my throat when it is too cold out. I probably won't have that problem anymore, now that I am in Florida though.

I used to like to run to military cadences. those keep the perfect tempo.

i always run on the beach when i go there. love early morning beach runs.

burning feeling is a sign of pain we cannot feel pain it is just a figment of our imaginations.

florida is much to warm for that feeling though

 

[heatherrae]

No. It is not her goal to be "toned". She is just trying to improve herself.


So, she can move up to a guy who is richer, and can give her a child before it is too late.

I couldn't improve on my guy if I tried. He's perfect.

 

[gonelifting]

I couldn't improve on my guy if I tried. He's perfect.

Except the smoking part?

 

[heatherrae]

Except the smoking part?

Well, yeah. LOL. He smokes and likes JD & coke. I don't like the smell of either and worry about his health.

 

[musclemom]

My goal is to be healthy and to eat well. Sorry that I don't want to grow my clitoris with AS or to squat 600 lbs. I would like to stay in good shape so that I can live for many years, be able to dive, swim, travel, and look nice in my clothes. You can bench more than me. You win...lol.

Oh, you just can't avoid my threads? You poor, poor thing. I guess you live for a cat fight.

Oh, good show, you've run rings around me logically! ... I won't kid you, I wish AAS was an option for me, I would LOVE to squat 600 lbs.

But I do have to say, dear, if you consider these little sparring matches "fighting," perhaps it's just as well you got out of law

Interesting phrase: Cat Fight ... you know what's really funny about real "cat" fights? They are VERY, VERY rarely as brutal as they appear. Fights between two cats are generally lots of noise and posturing. On the other hand, have you ever watched a cat with a mouse? They toss it in the air, their eyes are lit up, they even let it run off a bit, then they pounce it, bop it around a some more ... they really enjoy this play, and yet the game is deadly serious.

 

[heatherrae]

Oh, good show, you've run rings around me logically! ... I won't kid you, I wish AAS was an option for me, I would LOVE to squat 600 lbs.

But I do have to say, dear, if you consider these little sparring matches "fighting," perhaps it's just as well you got out of law

Interesting phrase: Cat Fight ... you know what's really funny about real "cat" fights? They are VERY, VERY rarely as brutal as they appear. Fights between two cats are generally lots of noise and posturing. On the other hand, have you ever watched a cat with a mouse? They toss it in the air, their eyes are lit up, they even let it run off a bit, then they pounce it, bop it around a some more ... they really enjoy this play, and yet the game is deadly serious.

...and with these incoherent and wandering messages, it is perhaps best that you quit with your couple of years at the local trade school.

 

[musclemom]

...and with these incoherent and wandering messages, it is perhaps best that you quit with your couple of years at the local trade school.

Ah well, too much metaphor applied to too little imagination frequently results in vaporlock ...

Go move your rosebushes, honey, but be careful of your manicure ... by the way, shouldn't you be getting a meat loaf started or something?

You've bored me, cardio queen. You're a tease, all build up with no payoff

 

[heatherrae]

Ah well, too much metaphor applied to too little imagination frequently results in vaporlock ...

Go move your rosebushes, honey, but be careful of your manicure ... by the way, shouldn't you be getting a meat loaf started or something?

You've bored me, cardio queen. You're a tease, all build up with no payoff

Thanks, brunhilda, for the mixed metaphors and insipid and vacuous entertainment. It isn't a lack of imagination on my part as much as it was a lack of coherence on yours. So, which was it that you think that you are, the deadly serious cat with the mouse or the posturing cat on cat? Oh, who gives a shit? At the end of the day, you are still as incapable of putting up a cogent line of prose.

I'll be careful of my manicure, Butch. Maybe you can scrape the three feet of callouses off your hands and feet one day when your ship comes in and you can set an appointment for yourself. Until that time, you better keep the knit blankets off the bed, lest you become permanently entangled.

I think I will keep my rosebushes where they are for now, and I'm cooking chicken for dinner. What are they serving at your local soup kitchen, honey? Inquiring minds would like to know.

 

[musclemom]

Thanks, brunhilda, for the mixed metaphors and insipid and vacuous entertainment. It isn't a lack of imagination on my part as much as it was a lack of coherence on yours. So, which was it that you think that you are, the deadly serious cat with the mouse or the posturing cat on cat? Oh, who gives a shit? At the end of the day, you are still as incapable of putting up a cogent line of prose.

I'll be careful of my manicure, Butch. Maybe you can scrape the three feet of callouses off your hands and feet one day when your ship comes in and you can set an appointment for yourself. Until that time, you better keep the knit blankets off the bed, lest you become permanently entangled.

I think I will keep my rosebushes where they are for now, and I'm cooking chicken for dinner. What are they serving at your local soup kitchen, honey? Inquiring minds would like to know.

I love it when someone's true colors start to show ... so what you're saying is that in your mind, because I work, my husband and I are below poverty level income? Like I said before, you have some very bizarre delusions.

The title of the thread that started our -- debate -- was "What Am I?" You are a lot of things, HR, quite a few of them show up here on the message board, but clearly the main thing you are is an elitist snob.

And you know something else, HR, I'm willing to bet good money that you ain't HALF as nice as you think you are. In fact, I bet you're about as altruistic as a piranha.

 

[heatherrae]

I love it when someone's true colors start to show ... so what you're saying is that in your mind, because I work, my husband and I are below poverty level income? Like I said before, you have some very bizarre delusions.

The title of the thread that started our -- debate -- was "What Am I?" You are a lot of things, HR, quite a few of them show up here on the message board, but clearly the main thing you are is an elitist snob.

And you know something else, HR, I'm willing to bet good money that you ain't HALF as nice as you think you are. In fact, I bet you're about as altruistic as a piranha.

I'm far from an elitist snob. I worked my way out of poverty and made my own way before I retired. I did so with my own hard work and intelligence. I like almost everyone I meet, whether they are rich or poor. I would also bet that in our lifetimes, I've most likely donated far more time and energy to the less fortunate than you have.

You came into a thread and attacked someone who was never anything but kind to you. You strike me to be a bitter, envious old hag.

You know, if I were some shrill, old cow with busted up feet and hands and a dead end job, I may be as big of a bitch as you are, but I doubt it.

 

[Spartacus]

heh

 

[salemlot]

I love it when someone's true colors start to show ... so what you're saying is that in your mind, because I work, my husband and I are below poverty level income? Like I said before, you have some very bizarre delusions.

The title of the thread that started our -- debate -- was "What Am I?" You are a lot of things, HR, quite a few of them show up here on the message board, but clearly the main thing you are is an elitist snob.

And you know something else, HR, I'm willing to bet good money that you ain't HALF as nice as you think you are. In fact, I bet you're about as altruistic as a piranha.

Musclemom, Heatherae is one of the nicest people i met on here, can't you two get along and both give me some...

 

[heatherrae]

Musclemom, Heatherae is one of the nicest people i met on here, can't you two get along and both give me some...

LOL...thanks salem.

You would have to go back to page 3 on the "what am I" thread to get to the original insulting post that she made.

I have no idea what this woman's problem is. I think she has a screw loose...lol.

 

[musclemom]

I'm far from an elitist snob. I worked my way out of poverty and made my own way before I retired. I did so with my own hard work and intelligence. I like almost everyone I meet, whether they are rich or poor. I would also bet that in our lifetimes, I've most likely donated far more time and energy to the less fortunate than you have.

You came into a thread and attacked someone who was never anything but kind to you. You strike me to be a bitter, envious old hag.

You know, if I were some shrill, old cow with busted up feet and hands and a dead end job, I may be as big of a bitch as you are, but I doubt it.

See, you ARE retired!!! You said you didn't want to say that you were retired in the other thread but there you are, you're are so silly

Why you insist on thinking there's something wrong with my feet and hands I have no idea but, again, more schizoid delusions ...

And we have established that ALL Native Americans live in poverty on reservations, and as you've said, numerous times, you're a Native American (what tribe, honey) so you must have worked your way off the reservation, right, dear? I bet you placed first in every dance competition at the pow-wows, too

Is that why you persist in thinking the whole world, but most particularly me, envious of all your husband's money, because I've mentioned that I'm married to a Native American? So you automatically assume we're poor? Eating out of soup kitchens?

No, you just think that EVERYONE is jealous, bitter, and envious of you, what DID you do to get where you are now I wonder. Why are you so insistent on telling a total stranger, repeatedly, how much time, money and energy you've donated to the less fortunate? You know, you really are doing an outstanding job of convincing me of your benevolence

And I'm particularly impressed by the respect you exhibit for working class people, and especially the esteem you obviously have for working women ... and you so quick to throw away the career that you worked so hard to attain (which you never miss an opportunity to bring up). Am I supposed to be impressed that you turned your back on something that was so hard for you. Obviously you took great pride in your accomplishment to have been so quick to turn your back on it (but, lest we forget, you are most DEFINITELY not materialistic).

Why bother getting a degree in law if you walked away from it? In one post you say you don't need to work, in another you say you work around the home, in another you say the children are grown and don’t need you, in another you say you don’t cook, clean or do any of that, then you create THIS thread where you’re spending three hours doing cardio ... and in between your roses and your cardio and travel arrangements and chicken dinners and charity work you’re posting your little fingers off here in EF, so which is it? If you have that much time on your hands why don't you practice what you trained to do? Why aren’t you working in the career you struggled to achieve? Just because you don't NEED to? Since when does THAT stop anyone from doing anything they enjoy? If you were such a great lawyer, why don’t you apply that powerful intellect to something other than bickering in cyberspace with a bitter old hag like myself?

Something about you doesn’t make sense. I've worked for lawyers, did it for years, and I'll tell ya something, HR, I NEVER met a lawyer who a) didn't LOVE the work and b) didn't LOVE making money.

 

[heatherrae]

Wow! You are truly a STRANGE chick...LOL.

Let me see if I can address all that rambling...LOL.

1. "See, you ARE retired!!! You said you didn't want to say that you were retired in the other thread but there you are, you're are ...[sic]"

Ummmm...lol...there isn't anything wrong with being retired. I merely said that when I say I'm retired, it raises eyebrows and the discussion ends up being about the same thing every time I meet people and it gets old. I don't even get why you bring this up.

2. "Why you insist on thinking there's something wrong with my feet and hands I have no idea but, again, more schizoid delusions ..."

Just a reference to your saying that I had a nail appointment, as if that were something so foreign and strange to you...lol.

3. "And we have established that ALL Native Americans live in poverty on reservations, and as you've said, numerous times, you're a Native American (what tribe, honey) so you must have worked your way off the reservation, right, dear? I bet you placed first in every dance competition at the pow-wows, too "

Who established that all Native Americans live in poverty on reservations? You are hallucinating now. The only thing that I ever mentioned is that there are scholarships that are available for Native Americans if you can trace your lineage through the records at the BIA. I didn't really remember that your husband was Native American, and as far as I know, this conversation, and our beef with one another had nothing to do with Native Americans, and it was never brought up before now. ???? I honestly think you are losing your mind. I've never said an negative thing about any race, heritage, etc on this board, ever. You are drawing at straws if you try to play that card here. No one is going to buy that I'm a racist.

For the record, I'm 1/4 Cherokee and never grew up on a reservation. However, you are right about me working my way through law school by working two jobs, going to school and earning full tuition academic scholarships. So let me get this straight, I'm a native american that is prejudiced against native americans? LOL. I may be having an identity crisis, but it isn't that severe...lol.

4. "Is that why you persist in thinking the whole world, but most particularly me, envious of all your husband's money, because I've mentioned that I'm married to a Native American? So you automatically assume we're poor? Eating out of soup kitchens?

No, you just think that EVERYONE is jealous, bitter, and envious of you, what DID you do to get where you are now I wonder. Why are you so insistent on telling a total stranger, repeatedly, how much time, money and energy you've donated to the less fortunate? You know, you really are doing an outstanding job of convincing me of your benevolence "

I don't think everyone is bitter and jealous. I think you are. LOL. Why do I think that? Because you came in and proved it by repeatedly attacking someone who was always nice to you and everyone in here. You brought up all this shit, not me. Why did I mention giving time and energy to the less fortunate? Because you brought it up by saying how I am never generous or some other bullshit like that. Are you really this petty and silly all the time?

5. "And I'm particularly impressed by the respect you exhibit for working class people, and especially the esteem you obviously have for working women ... and you so quick to throw away the career that you worked so hard to attain (which you never miss an opportunity to bring up). Am I supposed to be impressed that you turned your back on something that was so hard for you. Obviously you took great pride in your accomplishment to have been so quick to turn your back on it (but, lest we forget, you are most DEFINITELY not materialistic). "

The only one that came in and showed any disrespect is you. I always have applauded working women and stay-at-home moms. I've never said a nagative word about it. You are the one who came in, guns blazing, using the terms as pejoratives. Why did I walk away from my career? I fell in love with someone who had run a business in Florida for 15 years, and I wanted to spend my life with him. My law firm was only a year old. His business was more profitable, and I agreed to move down here. I had just lost my mother to a long bout of cancer. I was trying to take care of a dying woman in my home and run a fledgling law office. He helped me through that aftermath and helped me close my law firm and prepare for a future down here. He will be retiring in two years, and we want to do things together. Taking the bar down here and getting the results would take several months. Then, as soon as I got back into it, he would be retired. He is not crazy about the idea of us both working so many hours and being under lots of stress when we don't really need the extra money. It just made more sense this way.

6. "Why bother getting a degree in law if you walked away from it? In one post you say you don't need to work, in another you say you work around the home, in another you say the children are grown and don’t need you, in another you say you don’t cook, clean or do any of that, then you create THIS thread where you’re spending three hours doing cardio ... and in between your roses and your cardio and travel arrangements and chicken dinners and charity work you’re posting your little fingers off here in EF, so which is it? If you have that much time on your hands why don't you practice what you trained to do? Why aren’t you working in the career you struggled to achieve? Just because you don't NEED to? Since when does THAT stop anyone from doing anything they enjoy? If you were such a great lawyer, why don’t you apply that powerful intellect to something other than bickering in cyberspace with a bitter old hag like myself?

Something about you doesn’t make sense. I've worked for lawyers, did it for years, and I'll tell ya something, HR, I NEVER met a lawyer who a) didn't LOVE the work and b) didn't LOVE making money."

Well, I think I explained it above, and I have talked about it on here before too. My SO doesn't need my help to pay the bills. That is by the grace of God and good fortune. We are not Bill Gates rich, but we get to do some nice things sometimes and he is a good provider. I love that about him, among many other things. When, I said that the kids are old enough that I don't think I earn the title of "stay at home mom" that is because they are in school all day. I think the title is better suited for moms with younger kids. My step kids are 18, 13, and 11.

As far as doing what you love, there are parts of law that I loved, but I had some really difficult times. I have wrestled in my mind going back to law, because there are parts of it that I do love. That was sort of the meaning of the thread. I was having a bit of a problem not working now and putting a finger on my own identity. You took the oppurtunity to come in and throw daggers at someone for no apparent reason.

I'm not sure if law is what I want to do now or not. I have tossed many different ideas up in the air and am somewhat in a quagmire. There are many things that I enjoy doing besides law, and my fella likes having me available to take off on a moments notice whenever he can get away from work, himself.

You are a seething mad woman for some unknown reason. Perhaps you need to take a nap during the day...lol.

 

[needtogetaas]

fuck it hr can I live with you.ill be a persinal cook or some shit.

 

[heatherrae]

fuck it hr can I live with you.ill be a persinal cook or some shit.

LOL...if i could afford to have a full time personal cook, I would. LOL.

Actually, I tell my guy that if I ever won some obscene amount of money, I would hire a full time driver. I would never drive again. I HATE to drive! I wouldn't build a big fancy house or anything else big, but damn it, I would have a limo and a driver...lol.

 

[needtogetaas]

LOL...if i could afford to have a full time personal cook, I would. LOL.

Actually, I tell my guy that if I ever won some obscene amount of money, I would hire a full time driver. I would never drive again. I HATE to drive! I wouldn't build a big fancy house or anything else big, but damn it, I would have a limo and a driver...lol.

come one you can afford it.look give me free room and board.you by the food,and hook me up with a little cash.

this is what you get.ill cook all youre meals,drive you in youre car,and slap the shit out of youre step kids when they need it.see every one is happy.

 

[heatherrae]

come one you can afford it.look give me free room and board.you by the food,and hook me up with a little cash.

this is what you get.ill cook all youre meals,drive you in youre car,and slap the shit out of youre step kids when they need it.see every one is happy.

ROFL...that would be completely worth it, but I don't have room for your whole family, and I think Angel would slap the shit out of you for working for room and board and a little spending money...lol.

 

[needtogetaas]

ROFL...that would be completely worth it, but I don't have room for your whole family, and I think Angel would slap the shit out of you for working for room and board and a little spending money...lol.

well if angel ever leaves me ill look yo up.lol

 

[heatherrae]

well if angel ever leaves me ill look yo up.lol

LOL....DEAL.

You can work for room, board, and child support payment. ;-)

 

[musclemom]

Wow! You are truly a STRANGE chick...LOL.

Let me see if I can address all that rambling...LOL.

blah ... blah ... blah

You are a seething mad woman for some unknown reason. Perhaps you need to take a nap during the day...lol.

I'm "seething mad," but you just spent a substantial amount of time responding, in excruciating detail, to an absolute stranger on the internet? A person you wouldn't know if I passed you on the street. Why bother with such detail? What are you trying to prove? You don't need to justify your life to anyone, least of all me. Stop feeling guilt over being a trophy wife and move on.

Seriously, a normal person would have told me to fuck off ages ago and put me on ignore.

 

[needtogetaas]

LOL....DEAL.

You can work for room, board, and child support payment. ;-)

lmao right.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm seething mad, but you just spent a substantial amount of time responding, in excruciating detail, to an absolute stranger on the internet? A person you wouldn't know if I passed you on the street. Why bother with such detail? What are you trying to prove? You don't need to justify your life to anyone, least of all me. Stop feeling guilt over being a trophy wife and move on.

Seriously, a normal person would have told me to fuck off ages ago and put me on ignore.

I posted less in my responses than you did in your post. Most of that long post was because it quoted your rambling nonsense. Be gone, Menopause Mom.

 

[heatherrae]

lmao right.

You could hold a little sign, "Will work for Child Support"

 

[musclemom]

BOMBED -- Hmmm, seems I have touched upon a sensitive spot.





Maybe the trophy wife comment ...

 

[heatherrae]

I'm proud that I am a trophy and you are your husband's booby prize.

The black hides your cankles, honey...LOL.

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm proud that I a trophy and you are your husband's booby prize.

The black hides your cankles, honey...LOL.

lol

 

[musclemom]

I'm proud that I a trophy and you are your husband's booby prize.

The black hides your cankles, honey...LOL.

Seriously, I just gotta know one thing, which did he get first, Botox, hair plugs, a red sports car or you?

 

[needtogetaas]

Seriously, I just gotta know one thing, which did he get first, Botox, hair plugs, a red sports car or you?

lmao this is getting good.

 

[heatherrae]

Seriously, I just gotta know one thing, which did he get first, Botox, hair plugs, a red sports car or you?

He doesn't need botox, hair plugs or a sports car, because he has a big dick, is great in the sack, and is smart as shit.

Tell your hubby, that I think he is a saint for putting up with a stupid, ugly, old crow like you.

 

[heatherrae]

As a matter of fact is his Indian name "Runs from Warthog" because I'm sure he avoids you like the plague?

 

[TightSlacks]

lmao this is getting good.

I agree with you bro!

It's alot better than you kissing her ass all the time.

 

[heatherrae]

Or how about "sleeps with light on" because he has to live with an unstable harpie?

 

[heatherrae]

Maybe "humps with viagra." I mean, he is only human, and he does have to bed down with a dried up old cow.

 

[musclemom]

He doesn't need botox, hair plugs or a sports car, because he has a big dick, is great in the sack, and is smart as shit.

Tell your hubby, that I think he is a saint for putting up with a stupid, ugly, old crow like you.

Oh ... VIAGRA then you, silly me

My husband has been enjoying this nearly as much as Needto is

 

[heatherrae]

Oh ... VIAGRA then you, silly me

My husband has been enjoying this nearly as much as Needto is

Well, tell your broke ass hubby to go make himself useful and stand in line for some cheese to feed all your brood, who probably curse the day they were born to a warthog of a mother.

 

[heatherrae]

Since he is there, ask him if he feels emasculated that your clit is bigger than his dick.

 

[musclemom]

He doesn't need botox, hair plugs or a sports car, because he has a big dick, is great in the sack, and is smart as shit.

Tell your hubby, that I think he is a saint for putting up with a stupid, ugly, old crow like you.

Speaking of husbands, how did yours enjoy the cleavage picks you included when you of introduced yourself to the boards

 

[heatherrae]

Speaking of husbands, how did yours enjoy the cleavage picks you included when you of introduced yourself to the boards

He enjoyed them plenty. How does your hubby like your dried up old udder? Your hubby probably dreams at night of being able to bed someone who will shut up for 10 minutes instead of blathering on in her pedantic and mothering tone. You are to a hard on what kryptonite is to superman.

 

[TightSlacks]

Speaking of husbands, how did yours enjoy the cleavage picks you included when you of introduced yourself to the boards

How else do you expect her to get hundreds of guys she would never pay attention to in real life to kiss her ass?

 

[heatherrae]

Speaking of husbands, how did yours enjoy the cleavage picks you included when you of introduced yourself to the boards

ROFL...you saved and photoshopped my pictures to crop out my head? You raging lesbian....LOL.

 

[musclemom]

Well, tell your broke ass hubby to go make himself useful and stand in line for some cheese to feed all your brood, who probably curse the day they were born to a warthog of a mother.

There you go again, with that twisted misconception that a two income household implies poverty.

... and not only do I not have a "brood" (3 is not a brood) my son and my stepkids genuinely like and respect me. Which is something I suspect you can't say, knowing the resentment teenagers generally harbor about daddy's Trophy Wife ... you yourself said you have very little to do with the kids, by inference, they have very little to do with you

 

[musclemom]

ROFL...you saved and photoshopped my pictures to crop out my head? You raging lesbian....LOL.

I photoshopped your head out because even the average MORON knows better than to post a full face/cleavage shot on the internet ...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456546&highlight=heather

And don't flatter yourself, dear, you're not my type.

 

[heatherrae]

There you go again, with that twisted misconception that a two income household implies poverty.

... and not only do I not have a "brood" (3 is not a brood) my son and my stepkids genuinely like and respect me. Which is something I suspect you can't say, knowing the resentment teenagers generally harbor about daddy's Trophy Wife ... you yourself said you have very little to do with the kids, by inference, they have very little to do with you

You fucking moron. I said that I don't have to watch them all the time because they are older. I never said that I didn't do anything with them.

Thanks for calling me a trophy, something an ugly old bitch like you could never aspire to be.

Hey, don't you have some minimum wage job to slink off to now? Good thing that trade school paid off. LOL.

Why don't you post up your ugly mug, menopause molly? You have something to hide?

 

[heatherrae]

I photoshopped your head out because even the average MORON knows better than to post a full face/cleavage shot on the internet ...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=456546&highlight=heather

And don't flatter yourself, dear, you're not my type.

Those pics are perfectly innocent and in a coctail dress. I would post them anywhere, because you could see more revealing photos in Harper's...lol. Now, why are you not posting yours? My guess is that you have horse face...lol.


Honey, your only type would have to be a deaf person. Otherwise, the shrill screech of the harpie would do them in immediately.

 

[musclemom]

Those pics are perfectly innocent and in a coctail dress. I would post them anywhere, because you could see more revealing photos in Harper's...lol. Now, why are you not posting yours? My guess is that you have horse face...lol.

Honey, your only type would have to be a deaf person. Otherwise, the shrill screech of the harpie would do them in immediately.

There are quite a few people on this board who know what I look like, just because I don't suffer from an overwhelming need to be the center of attention and flaunt myself to anonymous masses doesn't actually say anything about my appearance one way or the other. More can be inferred by your lack of discretion than my choice of discretion.

Besides, isn't it your JOB to be, um, attractive at your husband's beck and call, ready to go at the drop of a hat or the snap of a finger? Isn't that what a Trophy Wife does, isn't that what you said YOU do?

 

[patsfan1379]

this is great

 

[heatherrae]

There are quite a few people on this board who know what I look like, just because I don't suffer from an overwhelming need to be the center of attention and flaunt myself to anonymous masses doesn't actually say anything about my appearance one way or the other. More can be inferred by your lack of discretion than my choice of discretion.

Besides, isn't it your JOB to be, um, attractive at your husband's beck and call, ready to go at the drop of a hat or the snap of a finger? Isn't that what a Trophy Wife does, isn't that what you said YOU do?

what a scathing insult....lol. Let me get the insult right here -- I am attractive and go with my hubbie on vacation when he gets takes off from work? ROFL...guilty as charged.

Look, I have far more class than to continue to sully this board by fighting with you.

So, just tell me one thing, are you going to stalk me like a little groupie around here tomorrow, too, by coming into threads that I am in and insulting me?

I think you should go whip up some protection spell and cast it against me tonight, or is the moon not in the right phase for that tonight?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Personal TV screens on 3 of the elliptical machines. They are right in front of your face and have the cable. The first day, I spent 1 1/2 hours, the second day, I spent 2 hours, and the third day I was on for 3 hours. I was working at 75% to 80% the entire time, too. I may kill myself with exercise...lol.

I hope you were eating a whole hell of a lot those days. If not that is a good way to burn a whole lot of muscle

 

[patsfan1379]

shes angry shes not as hot, successfull and hot as you are.

 

[heatherrae]

PS....expect to be blacked out until the moon goes through one full cycle.

Bad mojo rising....rofl...you are fruity.

 

[heatherrae]

There are quite a few people on this board who know what I look like, just because I don't suffer from an overwhelming need to be the center of attention and flaunt myself to anonymous masses doesn't actually say anything about my appearance one way or the other. More can be inferred by your lack of discretion than my choice of discretion.

Whatever you say, Mr. Ed.

 

[heatherrae]

I hope you were eating a whole hell of a lot those days. If not that is a good way to burn a whole lot of muscle

Ate normally, but I probably have enough bf to cover it. Muscle is the last thing your body will burn.

 

[patsfan1379]

these posts are going rapid fire.

i love it.

 

[heatherrae]

shes angry shes not as hot, successfull and hot as you are.

Thanks.

 

[patsfan1379]

Thanks.

hit me.

 

[heatherrae]

My karma button isn't working but i will donate you some. =-)

 

[musclemom]

what a scathing insult....lol. Let me get the insult right here -- I am attractive and go with my hubbie on vacation when he gets takes off from work? ROFL...guilty as charged.

Look, I have far more class than to continue to sully this board by fighting with you.

So, just tell me one thing, are you going to stalk me like a little groupie around here tomorrow, too, by coming into threads that I am in and insulting me?

I think you should go whip up some protection spell and cast it against me tonight, or is the moon not in the right phase for that tonight?

No dear, but since you're too egocentric to pick up on subtleties, let's try this:

What you are is a little Attention Whore. You are a fraud. You are a hypocrite. You want people to think you are cute, sweet and nice, but I strongly suspect you've been called a LOT of four letter names right to your face, by people who know you REALLY well.

I have a hunch you're about as sweet as a gila monster.

If you want to waste your K bombing me, hey, everyone needs a hobby, you go right ahead. You clearly need SOMETHING to take up your time and energy. So knock yourself out, spend more of your husband's money buying enough K to keep me blacked out for a month. Good girl, support the site, I don't really care. The reverse contrast has it's own appeal.

I'm not even going to waste my time dignifying the last comment.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Ate normally, but I probably have enough bf to cover it. Muscle is the last thing your body will burn.

How do you figure? If this were true there would be no need to juice when getting comp ready. I do 2 hours on cardio on average a day 1 in the am and 1 in the PM only reason. I am not turning into flab is the juicy juice. Check the training forum I am sure many other will confirm that this is a sure fire way to burn off muscle.

 

[Cutiebaby]

My fat ass would so be up in front of those screens watching general hospital every day! See that, exercise and soaps all at once..What a deal!

 

[heatherrae]

LOL @ Angel. I hear ya girl!

I am not nearly in as good of shape as you are super qt, so I won't do that again, probably.

 

[heatherrae]

No dear, but since you're too egocentric to pick up on subtleties, let's try this:

What you are is a little Attention Whore. You are a fraud. You are a hypocrite. You want people to think you are cute, sweet and nice, but I strongly suspect you've been called a LOT of four letter names right to your face, by people who know you REALLY well.

I have a hunch you're about as sweet as a gila monster.

If you want to waste your K bombing me, hey, everyone needs a hobby, you go right ahead. You clearly need SOMETHING to take up your time and energy. So knock yourself out, spend more of your husband's money buying enough K to keep me blacked out for a month. Good girl, support the site, I don't really care. The reverse contrast has it's own appeal.

I'm not even going to waste my time dignifying the last comment.

Your jealousy is so transparent that I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you. LOL

 

[Cutiebaby]

LOL @ Angel. I hear ya girl!

I am not nearly in as good of shape as you are super qt, so I won't do that again, probably.

hell yeah and a clip that can clip on my pants so that I can have a bag of chips or some thing off of it, hahahahahaha.

 

[heatherrae]

hell yeah and a clip that can clip on my pants so that I can have a bag of chips or some thing off of it, hahahahahaha.

That's my girl!

 

[Magnum CH]

Is MM really this big a total bitch or is this just a desperate plea for attention. HR, I would be looking for boiled rabbits on my stove if I were you.