My friend asked me for a ride from a motel room .......

[myway]

...bc he was 2drunk 2drive. When I went to pick him up, he was wasted and still getting ready to leave. I went inside and he forgot to turn off tha porn from when some "girl" left.
There was a necklace on tha night stand. When I told him tha gurl 4got her necklace, he told me to keep it. I said no but he kept telling me to keep it and he was TRASHED. So, to not debate it, I put it on and wore it.
Today, I heard he was at a motel with a tranny.
How would I find said tranny to return her necklace?
Craigslist?

 

[chris302001]

You put it on and wore it? wtf! You're gonna grow a penis now! You're infected!

 

[chris302001]

oh, and was teh porn a good one?

 

[choppy77]

...bc he was 2drunk 2drive. When I went to pick him up, he was wasted and still getting ready to leave. I went inside and he forgot to turn off tha porn from when some "girl" left.
There was a necklace on tha night stand. When I told him tha gurl 4got her necklace, he told me to keep it. I said no but he kept telling me to keep it and he was TRASHED. So, to not debate it, I put it on and wore it.
Today, I heard he was at a motel with a tranny.
How would I find said tranny to return her necklace?
Craigslist?

Post-op or Pre-op?............ Giggity.......

 

[Dial_tone]

pearl necklace?

 

[myway]

You put it on and wore it? wtf! You're gonna grow a penis now! You're infected!

I forgot the prostitute part. I heard he was at tha motel with a tranny prostitute. I prolly WILL grow a penis.

 

[chris302001]

I forgot the prostitute part. I heard he was at tha motel with a tranny prostitute. I prolly WILL grow a penis.

you should go check ur neck for any kinda bumps on it too... Who said this necklace was around her neck?

 

[myway]

oh, and was teh porn a good one?

I didn't really pay attention. He seemed ashamed that he forgot to turn it off .......... so I didn't want to make him feel worse by paying attention to it.

 

[myway]

pearl necklace?

lol. No. It is fake gold.

 

[myway]

you should go check ur neck for any kinda bumps on it too... Who said this necklace was around her neck?

aaaaAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dial_tone]

lol. No. It is fake gold.

by pearl necklace I meant.....oh, never mind.

 

[myway]

by pearl necklace I meant.....oh, never mind.

We know wut u meant

 

[needtogetarmy]

This thread is starting to turn me on. I'm off to the gym. lol

 

[cuthroat]

So I don't feel so good after reading this post. You must have some strange friends.

 

[myway]

So I don't feel so good after reading this post. You must have some strange friends.

I have MANY types of friends. Prolly a few from any catagorymost people like to use to group people.
I like diversity.
Funny thing about it is that the ones most people would consider to be successful/smart (or whatever) are the wild ones(when the work day ends). Never judge a book by its cover.
That's why this guy was at a motel instead of home. That's why this guy didn't try to drive drunk like some knuckleheads. He can't get pulled over. It would be bad. To say the least, it would shock MANY people.

 

[stilleto]

i would take off the necklace, give it to your friend and let HIM worry about getting it back to her, then scrub your neck.

I'll save my judgement for your class of friends for myself.

 

[myway]

i would take off the necklace, give it to your friend and let HIM worry about getting it back to her, then scrub your neck.

I'll save my judgement for your class of friends for myself.

I took it off as soon as he wasn't with me.
I took a shower a few hours later.
Thanx for not casting a public judgement about my "class" of friends.

 

[chris302001]

I took it off as soon as he wasn't with me.
I took a shower a few hours later.
Thanx for not casting a public judgement about my "class" of friends.

I hope you used hibiclens...

 

[binö]

i like trannies
i mean my friend likes trannies

 

[calveless wonder]

I have MANY types of friends. Prolly a few from any catagorymost people like to use to group people.
I like diversity.
Funny thing about it is that the ones most people would consider to be successful/smart (or whatever) are the wild ones(when the work day ends). Never judge a book by its cover.
That's why this guy was at a motel instead of home. That's why this guy didn't try to drive drunk like some knuckleheads. He can't get pulled over. It would be bad. To say the least, it would shock MANY people.

but getting caught with a tranny prostitute wouldn't.....

ok

 

[Jon79]

lol....so is the tranny juice off your neck now? i hope so...

 

[chris302001]

lol....so is the tranny juice off your neck now? i hope so...

that was what u licked off this morning

 

[string_bean00]

trannies rule

 

[SpyWizard]

hahah.. really?? I'd sell that for scrap to pay for the gas to go get your friend..

 

[Jon79]

that was what u licked off this morning

O ....thought it tasted salty

 

[-Ariel-]

...bc he was 2drunk 2drive. When I went to pick him up, he was wasted and still getting ready to leave. I went inside and he forgot to turn off tha porn from when some "girl" left.
There was a necklace on tha night stand. When I told him tha gurl 4got her necklace, he told me to keep it. I said no but he kept telling me to keep it and he was TRASHED. So, to not debate it, I put it on and wore it.
Today, I heard he was at a motel with a tranny.
How would I find said tranny to return her necklace?
Craigslist?

MW, I understand you are an impulsive lil creature at times... hell one of your more 'adorable' lil qualities... at times, anyway...

But you put it on?
No eskimo kisses...
J/K

 

[string_bean00]

lol @ putting anal beads on your neck

 

[chris302001]

lol @ putting anal beads on your neck

lololol!

 

[myway]

MW, I understand you are an impulsive lil creature at times... hell one of your more 'adorable' lil qualities... at times, anyway...

But you put it on?
No eskimo kisses...
J/K

I think it was a combo of my impulsiveness and lack of patience. I told him I didn't want it but he kept yappin about giving it to me. He was tryin to be nice so I didn't kick him in tha shin and yell "stfu"! I kinda just put it on to make him shut up about it. I wanted to get outta there and he was more focused on givin me tha tranny jewelry than grabbin his belongings.
I was trying to make him refocus.
But YES. I scrubbed my ENTIRE body with a bleach and lye mix.... after shaving my head bald and using an electric industrial strength sander to remove my top couple layers of skin.
DAMMIT! Eskimo kisses soooo rawk.

 

[-Ariel-]

I think it was a combo of my impulsiveness and lack of patience. I told him I didn't want it but he kept yappin about giving it to me. He was tryin to be nice so I didn't kick him in tha shin and yell "stfu"! I kinda just put it on to make him shut up about it. I wanted to get outta there and he was more focused on givin me tha tranny jewelry than grabbin his belongings.
I was trying to make him refocus.
But YES. I scrubbed my ENTIRE body with a bleach and lye mix.... after shaving my head bald and using an electric industrial strength sander to remove my top couple layers of skin.
DAMMIT! Eskimo kisses soooo rawk.

I actually want you to cut your hair short, then dye it, we could dark red or blue..
then in one week shave it.

Trackjacket stlye stays though.

I am down for you shaving your head...
and then getting this tatoo..
Its Balinese for U.

Your Balinese sign is:
Paddy storage

Character:
Good worker, smart, has a lot of knowledge, takes life in a light way and is satisfied. Does not like travelling, is able to perform his duty, likes to meditate.

 

[myway]

I actually want you to cut your hair short, then dye it, we could dark red or blue..
then in one week shave it.

Trackjacket stlye stays though.

I am down for you shaving your head...
and then getting this tatoo..
Its Balinese for U.

Your Balinese sign is:
Paddy storage

Character:
Good worker, smart, has a lot of knowledge, takes life in a light way and is satisfied. Does not like travelling, is able to perform his duty, likes to meditate.

Hell YES I would cut my hair. Ever hear Lenny Kravitz talk about cut his hair?
But I will only do it if ur here. U gotta be there to witness said transformation. I had short hair when I was about 14. Pic on my facebook.

 

[javaguru]

...bc he was 2drunk 2drive. When I went to pick him up, he was wasted and still getting ready to leave. I went inside and he forgot to turn off tha porn from when some "girl" left.
There was a necklace on tha night stand. When I told him tha gurl 4got her necklace, he told me to keep it. I said no but he kept telling me to keep it and he was TRASHED. So, to not debate it, I put it on and wore it.
Today, I heard he was at a motel with a tranny.
How would I find said tranny to return her necklace?
Craigslist?

PM Pick3...I hear knows all the trannies...in the biblical sense.

 

[myway]

I actually want you to cut your hair short, then dye it, we could dark red or blue..
then in one week shave it.

Trackjacket stlye stays though.

I am down for you shaving your head...
and then getting this tatoo..
Its Balinese for U.

Your Balinese sign is:
Paddy storage

Character:
Good worker, smart, has a lot of knowledge, takes life in a light way and is satisfied. Does not like travelling, is able to perform his duty, likes to meditate.

My green and black adidas track jacket is RAWKIN tha myway style. Shiiitttt................. I make that thing look so good, I should write MYWAY on tha back to be an add for EF and get George even richer............

 

[-Ariel-]

My green and black adidas track jacket is RAWKIN tha myway style. Shiiitttt................. I make that thing look so good, I should write MYWAY on tha back to be an add for EF and get George even richer............

I"m walking still and posting, Its a long walk from the Ritz to South Shore Lake Las Vegas...
Hell, I've been smoking cloves again too...

Yeah dude, when I come down, lets cut it.

So much would it symbolize, I think you should get a joan of arc tatoo...
When I get home I'll paste, can't cut and paste on this phone...

Burned at the stake...

 

[myway]

I"m walking still and posting, Its a long walk from the Ritz to South Shore Lake Las Vegas...
Hell, I've been smoking cloves again too...

Yeah dude, when I come down, lets cut it.

So much would it symbolize, I think you should get a joan of arc tatoo...
When I get home I'll paste, can't cut and paste on this phone...

Burned at the stake...

Hmmmmmm.... I'm curious..

 

[-Ariel-]

Hmmmmmm.... I'm curious..

Okay, try this...
Fractal 369 which looks just like the Jewish Tree of Life..

Jewish interpretation:
Wikipedia
Kabbalists believe the Tree Of Life to be a diagramatic representation of the process by which the universe came into being. On the Tree of Life the beginning of the universe is placed at a space above the first Sephiroth, named Kether ("crown" in English). It is not always pictured in reproductions of the Tree of Life, but is referred to universally as Ain Soph Aur (Ain - Without, Soph - End, Aur - Light). To the Kabbalists, it symbolises that point beyond which our comprehension of the origins of Being cannot go; it is considered to be an infinite nothingness out of which the first 'thing' (thought of in science and the Kabbalah to be energy)

I think that is why 9 is so paradoxical... almost complete...

Joan of Arc... You resonate with as well...

 

[musclemom]

Okay, try this...
Fractal 369 which looks just like the Jewish Tree of Life..

Pretty picture, hun, but you do know that ain't the right tree of life, don't cha', certainly not in the Qabalistic sense

 

[-Ariel-]

Pretty picture, hun, but you do know that ain't the right tree of life, don't cha', certainly not in the Qabalistic sense

Yeah, I know, I think it just looks like the TOL...

First thing it hits me anyway...

Hey, I'm studying right now the Vedic Astrology for Spring Break.

Kaballah is a future thing... again.

 

[myway]

Yeah, I know, I think it just looks like the TOL...

First thing it hits me anyway...

Hey, I'm studying right now the Vedic Astrology for Spring Break.

Kaballah is a future thing... again.

I like it. I'm kinda a tree person. I WAY dig on trees more than flowers... and stuff. Plus, it's green. I LOVE green.

 

[musclemom]

Yeah, I know, I think it just looks like the TOL...

First thing it hits me anyway...

Hey, I'm studying right now the Vedic Astrology for Spring Break.

Kaballah is a future thing... again.

Actually it vaguely made me think of a stylized version of the Ash tree of the world, Yggdrasil that Odin lashed himself to. Lots of interesting images if you google images of Yggdrasil (very much the as above/so below but after a different fashion sort of stuff):

 

[jnevin]

but getting caught with a tranny prostitute wouldn't.....

ok

yeah that's what I was thinking

 

[-Ariel-]

Actually it vaguely made me think of a stylized version of the Ash tree of the world, Yggdrasil that Odin lashed himself to. Lots of interesting images if you google images of Yggdrasil (very much the as above/so below but after a different fashion sort of stuff):

Way Better analogy..
That is abs Fascinating MM.

 

[bigmann245]

I forgot the prostitute part. I heard he was at tha motel with a tranny prostitute. I prolly WILL grow a penis.

wait a minute.... your a GIRL??????

 

[myway]

wait a minute.... your a GIRL??????

Lol. Run and hide. Go. Now. Giving u a head start. Ur 2big to hide,lol.