My fridge smells like ass

[PICK3]

and no ... I haven't been storing my fleshlight in there

 

[bw1]

Sure it's not your breath?

 

[PICK3]

Sure it's not your breath?

Maybe, go smell your little sister's vag ... then smell my breath.

I think there will be a remarkable resemblance.

 

[needtogetaas]

Maybe, go smell your little sister's vag ... then smell my breath.

I think there will be a remarkable resemblance.

sick bro

 

[bw1]

Maybe, go smell your brothers ass... then smell my breath.

I think there will be a remarkable resemblance.

 

[GUARDIAN]

did u leave one of your dates in there?

 

[gotmojo]

 

[PICK3]

 

[curvymommy]

and no ... I haven't been storing my fleshlight in there

Do this Pick:

Make/Drink some Coffee or stimulant of choice
Light Yummy Yankee Candle
Turn on upbeat music (if you don't have a house cleaning playlist make one)
Take out all items, sort, throw away, ect.
Throw all nastiness away
get a bucket of hot soapy water and clean that bitch out.
run all shelves through dishwasher on "sanitary cycle"
Wipe clean/dry with big bath towel
Wipe off all jars and items. Run the lids through DW too!

Then invite over a friend and go sit in living room. Ask them to go get you somthing from the fridge and let the compliments roll in.

Try it! It's very invigorating!

 

[curvymommy]

Do this Pick:

Make/Drink some Coffee or stimulant of choice
Light Yummy Yankee Candle
Turn on upbeat music (if you don't have a house cleaning playlist make one)
Take out all items, sort, throw away, ect.
Throw all nastiness away
get a bucket of hot soapy water and clean that bitch out.
run all shelves through dishwasher on "sanitary cycle"
Wipe clean/dry with big bath towel
Wipe off all jars and items. Run the lids through DW too!

Then invite over a friend and go sit in living room. Ask them to go get you somthing from the fridge and let the compliments roll in.

Try it! It's very invigorating!

Also don't foget to get one of those "flow thru" boxes of Arm and Hammer BAking soda. It helps too. Stock up on those bad boys.

 

[PICK3]

Do this Pick:

Make/Drink some Coffee or stimulant of choice
Light Yummy Yankee Candle
Turn on upbeat music (if you don't have a house cleaning playlist make one)
Take out all items, sort, throw away, ect.
Throw all nastiness away
get a bucket of hot soapy water and clean that bitch out.
run all shelves through dishwasher on "sanitary cycle"
Wipe clean/dry with big bath towel
Wipe off all jars and items. Run the lids through DW too!

Then invite over a friend and go sit in living room. Ask them to go get you somthing from the fridge and let the compliments roll in.

Try it! It's very invigorating!

Also don't foget to get one of those "flow thru" boxes of Arm and Hammer BAking soda. It helps too. Stock up on those bad boys.

OR

I could make one of my bitches clean it for me

 

[curvymommy]

OR

I could make one of my bitches clean it for me

Yeah man, work that angle if ya got it! I guess that makes me the bitch of my house. Dang, there needs to be some changes around here.