My first encounter with Turrette's Syndrome!

[freak daddy]

I was working on June 29th and this attractive blonde walks into the store I was working in. I was standing there with one of my employee's, and said to him that something did'nt seem right about this girl. He just laughed at me.

So being the salesmen that I am, I asked her if she needed any assistance. She asked me a couple questions about some fireworks, missles in particular, then out of nowhere she started biting the missles. I swear I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head. I could'nt believe what I just witnessed. So I tryed to play it off. Now she was asking me about some firecrackers, and once again with disbelief in my eyes she started biting on the firecrackers. At that moment I started fearing for my own safety, so I excused myself. Before I even could get away, she started hitting on me! I politely told her I was happily married. That did'nt matter to her. She wanted Freak Daddy. Finally I escaped her outburst, and biting. I sent on of my other employee's to help her out. He still is'nt the same. To make things worse, she come in the store two more times asking for my help.
I tried to help her, but she kept getting freakier and freakier. She started touching me, and that is when I went into hiding!

Strange...very strange!!!

 

[GinNJuice]

She asked me a couple questions about some fireworks, missles in particular, then out of nowhere she started biting the missles. I swear I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head. I could'nt believe what I just witnessed. So I tryed to play it off. Now she was asking me about some firecrackers, and once again with disbelief in my eyes she started biting on the firecrackers.

its a good thing she didn't ask about your dick

 

[freak daddy]

Re: Re: My first encounter with Turrette's Syndrome!

its a good thing she didn't ask about your dick

Good point! Very good point!

 

[the nature boy]

did you get her number? I dig girls with problems, they make me feel better about myself.

I lived next door to this guy that had torrettes. In the middle of the night he'd scream at the top of his lungs WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO over and over again. It totally freaked me out. At first I didn't know he had tourettes, so I thought some crazy shit was going on and I came close to call the cops since I was so freaked out. Then one day my landlord came over and we were talking and I asked about the neighbors. He's like oh yeah, the neighbor has tourettes.

I wanted to say, thanks for telling me now dickhead.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Haha, welcome to my world.

I deal with funny people all the time. I find that simply ramming a spike through the back of their skulls once they get annoying makes the day a little bit brighter.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well I guess there are worse things she could have done..

What if she started yelling out loud in front of your co-workers:

IMPOTENT !
IMPOTENT !
IMPOTENT !

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

. She wanted Freak Daddy. Strange...very strange!!!

With a avatar like yours,how could the ladies resist.

 

[musclebrains]

I got on the subway in Manhattan at rush hour a few years ago. AT a stop some man got on with obvious Tourette's. He started screaming: "MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING TURD WHORES" at people. People got enraged and started screaming back at him. I think it became kind of primal scream therapy. By the time I got off, I was hoarse from yelling.

 

[HighIntensity]

I think its safe to say

Tourette's ROCKS

 

[GinNJuice]

"MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING TURD WHORES"

Oh, so he knew you huh?

....J/K. I had to say that

 

[freak daddy]

Re: Re: My first encounter with Turrette's Syndrome!

With a avatar like yours,how could the ladies resist.

LOL! Obviously you have no wrestling knowledge. That is the great El Dandy in my avatar!

 

[freak daddy]

Well I guess there are worse things she could have done..

What if she started yelling out loud in front of your co-workers:

IMPOTENT !
IMPOTENT !
IMPOTENT !

She kept saying "Fucking Ni%@er" I thought for sure I was going to die!

 

[freak daddy]

Re: Re: My first encounter with Turrette's Syndrome!

With a avatar like yours,how could the ladies resist.

So what does my avatar have to do with a woman wanting me? There are more than a few ladies on Elite that would be more than glad to let you know about Freak Daddy!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Re: Re: Re: My first encounter with Turrette's Syndrome!

So what does my avatar have to do with a woman wanting me? There are more than a few ladies on Elite that would be more than glad to let you know about Freak Daddy!

I'm sure there are man