My Encounter with a hot ass milf.

[HS Lifter]

So I was at work the other day (retail) and I noticed this very hot milf.

Blonde hair, Designer Sunglasses, Banging body, Designer clothing, etc. Your typical hot ass blonde milf (Milfs always seem to smell very good too).

Anyway, as I was walking by her, she asks if I could help her out.

As I was helping her out(christmas lights), she was calling me by my first name(nametag) and licking her lips alot and just simply being flirtatious and seductive. After I got her what she needed, she then asked:

Now you have to come and put the lights on my tree.

This kinda took me by suprise (Im only 20) since ive never had a run in with a milf before( besides the gym, but that doesnt count).

I kept cool and said "I will bring the misletoe".

Just kidding, I simply said "Sure".

She then mumbled something, said thank you HS Lifter and walked away.

At the end, I was like "WTF was that all about?"

Anyway, just thought Id share, I guess she was just fucking with me.

The end.

 

[alien amp pharm]

She needed an elf to make her Christmas experience complete. Hence the invite.

 

[HS Lifter]

She needed an elf to make her Christmas experience complete. Hence the invite.

lol ass

 

[gonelifting]

I was there bro and I heard what she mumbled... "Your loss little boy, you could have been ramming me within the hour if you had some balls."

 

[HS Lifter]

I was there bro and I heard what she mumbled... "Your loss little boy, you could have been ramming me within the hour if you had some balls."

I said sure with a seductive grin.

I mean, what the hell was I supposed to say? Can I ram my cock in your ass after I put your lights up?

 

[KillahBee]

Seriously dude - she was throwing up the softball, all you had to do was swing, poonanihead. Or maybe she was just out to prove to herself that she could still turn on a young kid and that the Botox was working before she went home to her pathetically rich, small-penised husband. Either way - go home and wack off to it.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Look dude--the next time you tell a story would you please finish it? I was starting to get all tingly and shit and then you ruint it.

 

[slickdadd]

Dude, if you would have said "I'll bring the mistletoe" that would have been pure money. Seriously, you would have had sex with her. Shame on you.

 

[HS Lifter]

Dude, if you would have said "I'll bring the mistletoe" that would have been pure money. Seriously, you would have had sex with her. Shame on you.

Jesus cockblocked me.

 

[curling]

Yea, you blew it. You should have used the mistletoe line. It would have worked.