My Driving skills at work

[*MissFit*]

When i got in to work this morning i got called into office service as i apparently was the perpetrator of a horrendous act yesterday.

See the attached correspondence and picture


Complainer:
"Could you please let this person know that it's one spot per car..."


Officer Service VP responded below:
"Thank-you XXXX. Initially, I was shocked and greatly dismayed by what the photographs portrayed in terms of the owner's driving skill.

I have since Missfited-down and spoken to the perpetrator (copied). MIssfit initial explanation that her car is "inordinately large" and thus poses "unusual challenges and maneuvering-skill requirements" that can lead to this type of error is unacceptable and does not hold up well upon close examination of the facts, particularly given that her vehicle is actually only slightly larger than most bicycles on the road today.

Guilty.

MissFIT has since apologized and commits to greater care in the future.

Honestly.. the lot was empty.. we have over 500 employees in the one building and over 700 spots.. doesn't this VP have anything else to do

This is my second violation.. my last was a speed violation.. i walk faster than 10 kil an hour in the hall way

 

[blut wump]

It's people like you who cause unrest.

 

[*MissFit*]

haha it was right at the back of the lot.. the fact the took pics..


what kinda unrest could i cause

It's people like you who cause unrest.

 

[blut wump]

It's pretty funny getting repremanded for speeding in the corridor. I was once stopped by the police for speeding on a bicycle in a residential neighbourhood.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

she's going to burn her office down, u just watch

 

[pintoca]

call xzibit and ask him to pimp yo ride!

 

[KillahBee]

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[*MissFit*]

To address all of ur issues

1. He's italian.. explains why he wrote it.. plus he is a VP and has some time on his hands and it's not douche.. it's douche bag.. get it straight...

2. I parked like that because the lot was empty and i was late for work yesterday because they were isntalling the net.. and i had to park at the back of the lot i didnt have time to straighten out and the lot had so many spots i didn't think it mattered.

3. My car is lovely and the colour is sunny just like me i get 600klicks per tank..

plus the way i drive.. no point in putting any money in a car.. im gonna crash it one day anyhow.. between txt msging and applying lipgloss while i drive.. its envitible..

4. If you pissed on it i would not know because of the colour.. plus i always carry baby wipes and can wipe that shit off pretty quick

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[KillahBee]

To address all of ur issues

1. He's italian.. explains why he wrote it.. plus he is a VP and has some time on his hands and it's not douche.. it's douche bag.. get it straight...

2. I parked like that because the lot was empty and i was late for work yesterday because they were isntalling the net.. and i had to park at the back of the lot i didnt have time to straighten out and the lot had so many spots i didn't think it mattered.

3. My car is lovely and the colour is sunny just like me i get 600klicks per tank..

plus the way i drive.. no point in putting any money in a car.. im gonna crash it one day anyhow.. between txt msging and applying lipgloss while i drive.. its envitible..

4. If you pissed on it i would not know because of the colour.. plus i always carry baby wipes and can wipe that shit off pretty quick

lmao. nah, just bustin about the car. there is NO EXCUSE to park like that though. none. the difference in effort and time between parking like that and parking in a spot equal about 3 seconds, TOPS. lmao. best thread of the day/week/month though.