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My dream gym would offer....
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canadianhitman
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A combo of/variation on all the above:
Blowjobs for every personal best, or whenever you're up in weight on a bulker or lighter on a cutter.
A golf cart, equipped with hydraulics, to take you around the gym and to your car on leg day.
A kick-ass buffet at a fair price, and a couches for napping on after eating.
Amp, vial, tablet, and pin vending machines in the changeroom....stocked with any kind of gear imaginable.
Blowjobs for every personal best, or whenever you're up in weight on a bulker or lighter on a cutter.
A golf cart, equipped with hydraulics, to take you around the gym and to your car on leg day.
A kick-ass buffet at a fair price, and a couches for napping on after eating.
Amp, vial, tablet, and pin vending machines in the changeroom....stocked with any kind of gear imaginable.
The buffet is a good idea...
Massages and a place to sleep would be ideal too...
B True
Massages and a place to sleep would be ideal too...
B True
strider364
New member
Scantly clad, well endowed female spotters.
A shake bar, A juice bar, Massage Services.
Signs that say "Dead Lift to the MAX" on the walls.
Signs that say "Rewrack your weights or we will hit you in the head with what we find on the floor."
Lots of Space between equipment
Free Weights and Hammer Strength Systems only
Every imaginable free weight bar on the planet!
Every imaginable bb and pl lifting accecory on the planet!
Dumbbells from 5lbs up to 300lbs in 5 lbs increments.
The weights would be set up according to body part.
Leg Land, The Chest Expressor, The I'll be Back Area, Shoulder World, Arm Town...etc.
There would be pictures up of Body Builders and Power Lifters.
One wall would be nothing but windows the rest covered in mirrors. Even the ceiling would be mirrored. (That way you can look up to see cleavage. HA!!!)
The trainers would actually train. There would be people hired who do nothing but spot you and they could handle the spot.
Everyone would be able to get a set of head phones from the main desk that tune into a radio station of their choice while lifting.
Signs that say "Dead Lift to the MAX" on the walls.
Signs that say "Rewrack your weights or we will hit you in the head with what we find on the floor."
Lots of Space between equipment
Free Weights and Hammer Strength Systems only
Every imaginable free weight bar on the planet!
Every imaginable bb and pl lifting accecory on the planet!
Dumbbells from 5lbs up to 300lbs in 5 lbs increments.
The weights would be set up according to body part.
Leg Land, The Chest Expressor, The I'll be Back Area, Shoulder World, Arm Town...etc.
There would be pictures up of Body Builders and Power Lifters.
One wall would be nothing but windows the rest covered in mirrors. Even the ceiling would be mirrored. (That way you can look up to see cleavage. HA!!!)
The trainers would actually train. There would be people hired who do nothing but spot you and they could handle the spot.
Everyone would be able to get a set of head phones from the main desk that tune into a radio station of their choice while lifting.
tuc biscuit
New member
I just wish that there was someone else with a decent physique to aspire to, everybody else has me, but I have no-one. WAHHH!!
