My dilemma

[Nathan]

I want to take over the world and lead the human race to greatness, but I don't really want to hurt people and force everyone into it. You see, I am perpetually torn between a desire to save the world from whatever threatens it, and a craving to destroy it all at the same time. I wish to reach my goal and truly change the world in which we live to something whose splendor is so great that we may all rejoice in its beauty. Sometimes I feel my chosen path is too great a task for one man and that simply destroying the world and all the evil inherit in it would be far easier. Please don't doubt that I could do exactly that. This is not my wish however so do not fear me. I cannot help but feel that there must be another way to purge the deceit and stupidity that we have bred into our very beings. There must be another way to attain perfection. Join me, and together we will rule over the greatest civilization ever to exist in this or any other universe. How's that for motivation?

 

[bdog527]

I want to take over the world and lead the human race to greatness, but I don't really want to hurt people and force everyone into it. You see, I am perpetually torn between a desire to save the world from whatever threatens it, and a craving to destroy it all at the same time. I wish to reach my goal and truly change the world in which we live to something whose splendor is so great that we may all rejoice in its beauty. Sometimes I feel my chosen path is too great a task for one man and that simply destroying the world and all the evil inherit in it would be far easier. Please don't doubt that I could do exactly that. This is not my wish however so do not fear me. I cannot help but feel that there must be another way to purge the deceit and stupidity that we have bred into our very beings. There must be another way to attain perfection. Join me, and together we will rule over the greatest civilization ever to exist in this or any other universe. How's that for motivation?

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: My dilemma

This is good, now we're getting somewhere. Clearly, bdog needs to be destroyed. Don't think I won't destroy the world if you push me too far. I know how and I've already made plans.

 

[Bullit]

I'm in.

 

[Nathan]

I'm in.

Okay great, so so far Bullit and I are gonna take over the world...but in the most heroic way possible so that rules out acquiring any and all STD's....I'm looking in your general direction there BILT.

 

[biteme]

I want to destroy all life in this world as a rebellion against whoever created it. To wipe out all the suffering. So the gods can no longer sit on their thrones and be amused by us and all the suffering yet refuse to do anything about it. Fuck em.

 

[Bullit]

Somebody needs a hug.

 

[Nathan]

I want to destroy all life in this world as a rebellion against whoever created it. To wipe out all the suffering. So the gods can no longer sit on their thrones and be amused by us and all the suffering yet refuse to do anything about it. Fuck em.

There are no gods and nobody created the universe. It is all a by product of physical laws that arose from nothing.

 

[bdog527]

There are no gods and nobody created the universe. It is all a by product of physical laws that arose from nothing.

Stop it. You're taking all the fun out of this thread.

 

[naturally anabolic]

its appropriate:

There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsignable songs

There are no unbeatable odds
There are no believable gods
There are no unnameable names
Shall I say it again, yeah

There are no impossible dreams
There are no invisible seams
Each night when the day is through
I don't ask much

I just want you
I just want you

There are no uncriminal crimes
There are no unrhymable rhymes
There are no identical twins or
forgivable sins

There are no incurable ills
There are no unkillable thrills
One thing and you know it's true,
I don't ask much

I just want you
I just want you
I just want you
I just want you

I'm sick and tired of bein' sick and tired
I used to go to bed so high and wired, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah
I think I'll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah

There are no unachievable goals
There are no unsaveable souls
No legitimate kings or queens, do
you know what I mean? Yeah

There are no indisputable truths
And there ain't no fountain of youth
Each night when the day is through,
I don't ask much

I just want you
I just want you
I just want you
I just want you
I just want you
I just want you.

 

[KnoXville]

Well this sounds like quite the exemplary plan you have got going down here. Alas I would be happy to join, but on a personal note; I am lavishly more attuned to having 'evil overlord' status - much more so than a ‘peaceful’ world leader. So I need to know if that’s the direction that you really want to pursue here. If its not, than I guess Ill have to try and attain the gifted title of evil overlord by my lonesome, but realize we should really compare schedules so our takeovers don’t happen at the same time or something, that would be so cliché.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: My dilemma

Well this sounds like quite the exemplary plan you have got going down here. Alas I would be happy to join, but on a personal note; I am lavishly more attuned to having 'evil overlord' status - much more so than a ‘peaceful’ world leader. So I need to know if that’s the direction that you really want to pursue here. If its not, than I guess Ill have to try and attain the gifted title of evil overlord by my lonesome, but realize we should really compare schedules so our takeovers don’t happen at the same time or something, that would be so cliché.

Here's what I think we should do. I think there are many out there who are down with the whole evil-overlord thing so what we will do is find a planet somewhere and get it all set up and shit for you. Then, we'll pit all those who want to rule the planet against each other and the winner will rule. You will be given spcial advantages of course so don't worry. If you truly do want to be an evil overlord though you have to earn by killing your underlings or else they'll never fear you enough to not try and overthrow you. Sound good? Since we have no such planet at the present time - I'd say it'll take a decade or two depending on when I bein my reign - we'll set you up in Asia since it's pretty much useless as it is right now.

 

[Latamier]

Dude, are you the Antichrist? If not, count me in on your little scheme as well.

 

[KnoXville]

Re: Re: Re: My dilemma

Here's what I think we should do. I think there are many out there who are down with the whole evil-overlord thing so what we will do is find a planet somewhere and get it all set up and shit for you. Then, we'll pit all those who want to rule the planet against each other and the winner will rule. You will be given spcial advantages of course so don't worry. If you truly do want to be an evil overlord though you have to earn by killing your underlings or else they'll never fear you enough to not try and overthrow you. Sound good? Since we have no such planet at the present time - I'd say it'll take a decade or two depending on when I bein my reign - we'll set you up in Asia since it's pretty much useless as it is right now.

Thats quite a crucial conjunction. Also you also have to note here that evil overlord status is attained against the best wishes of most loyal citizens, hence the whole 'evil' prefix. Don't you be worring about my evil mojo either as I have a high level of dastardliness flowing through me, infact so much that I am going to assume the commanding name of Dastard. Sounds kind of like bastard you must realize, so you people can proclaim 'wow he sure sounds like a classic bad guy', but then they are not really sure you see, perfect.

Also lets not be hasty and forget that every 'evil overlord' needs some good ol' fashioned 'Legions of Terror' to stand by his side - BUT unlike those before me whose minions tend to look evil enough to do some damage, yet always ultimately fail leaving the evil overlord (me) to battle the intruders on my own. I will Hence create a large army of Mige-bots. Yes you read that correctly, I wrote 'Mige-bots'. By hetrozygously crossing some disgruntled midgets (which I will thus grow on a evil midget farm) with super duper killer robots. Hence creating these brawny and lofty Mige-bots i spoke off.

Yout suggestion of Asia will be fine temporarily, but in the interm we are really going to have to rename it to something more fitting, like Evilia, or because that sounds like the name of a sissy elementry school girl who probubly picks her nose, maybe something more original like 'jaPan'.

Yours in Evil,
Overlord Dastard.

 

[gymtime]

Will Fort members receive some sort of special treatment?

 

[Nathan]

Will Fort members receive some sort of special treatment?

How's world-wide fame, money, and power sound? Also, more vaginas than you could ever know what to do with.

 

[gymtime]

How's world-wide fame, money, and power sound? Also, more vaginas than you could ever know what to do with.

I want a pony.

 

[KnoXville]

Also, more vaginas than you could ever know what to do with.

Gymtime has barely figured out what to do with his own vagina. More would just be overkill methinks.

 

[gymtime]

Gymtime has barely figured out what to do with his own vagina. More would just be overkill methinks.

Uh, pardon me sir, but my vagina is none of your damn business!! And another thing .........shit...........nevermind.

 

[velvett]

I'll bring buns, mustard and the relish.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'll bring buns, mustard and the relish.

If you bring the buns, I'll bring the meat.





I don't know why my mediocre sense of humoralways pounces on velvett's posts, she doesn't seem to dig them.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I am in. I destroy everything in my path.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I want to take over the world and lead the human race to greatness, but I don't really want to hurt people and force everyone into it. You see, I am perpetually torn between a desire to save the world from whatever threatens it, and a craving to destroy it all at the same time. I wish to reach my goal and truly change the world in which we live to something whose splendor is so great that we may all rejoice in its beauty. Sometimes I feel my chosen path is too great a task for one man and that simply destroying the world and all the evil inherit in it would be far easier. Please don't doubt that I could do exactly that. This is not my wish however so do not fear me. I cannot help but feel that there must be another way to purge the deceit and stupidity that we have bred into our very beings. There must be another way to attain perfection. Join me, and together we will rule over the greatest civilization ever to exist in this or any other universe. How's that for motivation?

I'm good for this but only if I am guaranteed VP. I like to watch.

 

[prophet]

I want to take over the world and lead the human race to greatness, but I don't really want to hurt people and force everyone into it. You see, I am perpetually torn between a desire to save the world from whatever threatens it, and a craving to destroy it all at the same time. I wish to reach my goal and truly change the world in which we live to something whose splendor is so great that we may all rejoice in its beauty. Sometimes I feel my chosen path is too great a task for one man and that simply destroying the world and all the evil inherit in it would be far easier. Please don't doubt that I could do exactly that. This is not my wish however so do not fear me. I cannot help but feel that there must be another way to purge the deceit and stupidity that we have bred into our very beings. There must be another way to attain perfection. Join me, and together we will rule over the greatest civilization ever to exist in this or any other universe. How's that for motivation?

hitler?

 

[velvett]

If you bring the buns, I'll bring the meat.

........... who says I don't?

 

[Testosterone boy]

........... who says I don't?

Hmmm...thanks, that was a lift. I never construed "Duh" as a huge compliment but then what do I know?

By the way...those buns have to be big un's.

I'm just terrible.

 

[Nathan]

Velvett - you're a thikner and I like that. I can already tell that with you on board we'll never be caught with our pants down so to speak.....aaaannnnnddd test boy will take it from here.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Velvett - you're a thikner and I like that. I can already tell that with you on board we'll never be caught with our pants down so to speak.....aaaannnnnddd test boy will take it from here.

Thanks for putting me on the spot bud. I'm really at a loss for words here.

BTW...are you sure the guys care if Velvett catches them sans pants?