My Daughter's Wipe Out this Last Weekend

[curling]

My daughter was wakeboarding and fell. When we came back around to pick her up the poor thing had a red face and tears streaming out. Then my wife says it looks like she got an enema. So my daughter not being able to talk for a while climbs up on the back of the boat and all of sudden blurts out, "How can those wierd homos like that?" We all died laughing.

 

[the nature boy]

looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the fucked up tree.

 

[curling]

You can't see any humor that? Come on it was hilarious.

 

[the nature boy]

You can't see any humor that? Come on it was hilarious.

no I did. but I thought what I wrote was funnier.

 

[beastboy]

The water enema's are a bitch! I got one on a water slide and it hurt like a bitch! Talk about embarassing....there were a bunch of beautiful women at the bottom of the slide watching and I had to stand up and pick the huge wedgie out of my ass!!!

 

[Crazier]

Too fucking funny!!!

I mean, that's hilarious!!!

Those water enema's from water skiing do hurt though...
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[b fold the truth]

I take it that your daughter is fairly young? That is just too funny....

B True

 

[crimson coal]

Gotta admit that's pretty funny when ya picture it.

 

[CAGED whiteman]

damn that sucks...

it sounds like your daughter does not yet dig anal? can i get her email btw.

 

[Crazier]

Re: damn that sucks...

it sounds like your daughter does not yet dig anal? can i get her email btw.

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She's like 11, you sick fucker.
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[CAGED whiteman]

Re: Re: damn that sucks...

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She's like 11, you sick fucker.
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hmmm, ya thats a little young. give her a year or two!

 

[curling]

Re: Re: damn that sucks...

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She's like 11, you sick fucker.
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Thanks crazier. She is actually 15 so she would fit sicko's requirement on age. He also fits my requirement for target pratice for all my guns and he is caged so he will be easy to hit many many times. There is nothing more vengeful than a pissed off daddy.