My Cat Loves Cream Cheese

[Mr. dB]

Every time I make a bagel he starts whining until I give him some cream cheese. He likes to lick it off my finger.

 

[pogo]

My cat loves cheesecake and vanilla ice cream. She wont leave me alone until I give in and let her have some. I'll have to see how she likes cream cheese now !

 

[just...v]

Cats whine?










I did not know that.

 

[shirlene29]

interesting parody thread but more to the point...who doesn't like cream cheese...duh

 

[Strongbow]

Pervert

 

[Mr. dB]

Cats whine?

I did not know that.

You've never had one, have you?

 

[iggy]

good old clive the cat

 

[just...v]

You've never had one, have you?

Not really. We had cats but the were outside to catch mice.

 

[iggy]

clyde*

 

[Mr. dB]

clyde*

He's sixteen years old now. Still active.

 

[puddlemonkey]

you gonna be able to cope when he, um... leaves?

 

[calveless wonder]

my cat doesn't like people food. hates it actually, which is weird.

the only exception...Bacon

 

[Mr. dB]

my cat doesn't like people food. hates it actually, which is weird.

the only exception...Bacon

Yeah most of 'em love bacon.

Not even tuna?

 

[Mr. dB]

you gonna be able to cope when he, um... leaves?

Are you kidding me? I'll be devastated. He's my best little buddy.

But that's part of the contract when we take in animals that have much shorter life expectancies than ours. They give us years of love and amusement and companionship, and then they break our fucking hearts. Then we do it again.

 

[Jennafox]

My cat likes popcorn, he also hangs out under the table when the kids are eating cereal hoping they'll drop some (which they generally do).

 

[just...v]

He's sixteen years old now. Still active.

We had one that made it to 18.

 

[PICK3]

my cat is lactose intolerant

 

[nangiggles]

Are you kidding me? I'll be devastated. He's my best little buddy.

But that's part of the contract when we take in animals that have much shorter life expectancies than ours. They give us years of love and amusement and companionship, and then they break our fucking hearts. Then we do it again.

I picked a dane which lives like 9 years tops :s he actually should have died a while ago but we caught it early and he survived gastric torsion.

my cat doesn't like people food. hates it actually, which is weird.

the only exception...Bacon

I actually have a dog like that, my pug wont eat almost anything but dry food, no bologna no chicken, nothing... strange sucker... he will only force himself to eat it if the other dogs are near... in a "I dont want it but u bitches cant have it either" kinda way

 

[ortiz34]

tmi

 

[calveless wonder]

you gonna be able to cope when he, um... leaves?

when you die, i'll be happy to pay for a tombstone that says "The Rotund man who's sole purpose was to be a miserable douche"

i'm guessing from your last EKG, i don't have a lot of time left to get that in motion