my best friend and his girl broke up tonight...and this is what she just said

[hamper19]

yea so shes talking to me right now online..and shes like...yeah b4 i started hooking up with JOe(my friend)...a year ago...that time we were down the shore..i was gonna hook up with you..(me)...im like ok...

then shes like "for a couple of months when i first starting going with joe my grandmother told me that there was going to be a path going off to the side from the path i took with joe....she told me that if i didn't make the right choice....it would haunt me forever....and for the first few months....i couldn't even sleep ...i was in doubt but i wasn't kinda.....if i made the right choice"she told me that side path was someone very close to him"...(meaning me i guess)....

i dunno know man..

what do u people think?...

h19

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Well, in my honest opinion, it is your duty as a man, and friend, to vaginally savage this girl then mutilate her naked body with a scythe afterwards.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

keep away from her she is a lying slut.

 

[hamper19]

ok now she told me she "sweated" both of us in the first few months they were together.....hmm...

h19

 

[satanic goatslayer]

She is trying to work you.

Nip it at the bud, stab her with an icepick and headbutt her until her nose breaks, then use a claw hammer to smash her head open. Then the fun part. Douse her now splattered head with gasoline and light her up.

Have fun.

 

[Kahn]

she's runnin game on you boy. drop the slut(not that slut is a bad thing)(I'm one)

 

[MoneyBags]

why are you even talking to her online!?!?? you say this guy is your best fucking friend!!!! you should tell her to fuck off. why the fuck do you give a shit if she "sweated" you!?!? get another fucking chick!!!!

 

[hamper19]

dude this shit is getting intense...shes like sometimes i wish you werent his friend...so you could talk without a chain around your neck...

man...this is my boy for like 11 yrs.....i dunno..

h19

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Have you read any of the replies?

 

[MoneyBags]

dude this shit is getting intense...shes like sometimes i wish you werent his friend...so you could talk without a chain around your neck...

man...this is my boy for like 11 yrs.....i dunno..

h19

what the fuck do you mean you dunno!!!? tell her to fuck off!!! you are making yourself look like a pathetic fucking moron that is being fucked with by some dumb cunt!!!!