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My BALLS are HUGE!!!! (pics)

b fold the truth

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How about these balls? You ever seen a set of balls like these before??? Just got em today...12 hour round trip...all by my lonesome...

Can't wait to play with them on Sunday!!!!

Christmas Present from my parents.

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And my new farmers that the guy GAVE me!!!!

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B True
 
PHATchik said:
Wow. Those are some nice balls. :p
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Would you like to play with my balls now that you have seen them?

B True
 
b fold the truth said:


Would you like to play with my balls now that you have seen them?

B True
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Your balls might be too much for me to handle. But it would be one hell of an effort to try.
 
PHATchik said:


Your balls might be too much for me to handle. But it would be one hell of an effort to try.
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Well...which do you want to try first? The 185 or the 415?
 
Can I take pics???
 
PHATchik said:
But of course.
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OK...but due to the nature of what you are handling...you will have to spend some quality time with me before fully touching them. At least a hug...I owe you one anyway.

B True
 
b fold the truth said:


OK...but due to the nature of what you are handling...you will have to spend some quality time with me before fully touching them. At least a hug...I owe you one anyway.

B True
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That sounds like a good deal to me. Quite a trade off.
 
PHATchik said:


That sounds like a good deal to me. Quite a trade off.
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Well...I owe you a hug, a pizza, and lots of sweet thank you's. THEN you play with my balls...right?

B True
 
starfish said:
How much do your balls weigh? ;)
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Ummm...think the lightest is 185 or so...then something like 230, 245, 265, 290, 310, 320, 340, 360, 390, 415. You wanna play too?

B True
 
b fold the truth said:


Ummm...think the lightest is 185 or so...then something like 230, 245, 265, 290, 310, 320, 340, 360, 390, 415. You wanna play too?

B True
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I'll play... Do I have to bring my own balls or can I play with yours? ;)
 
starfish said:





I'll play... Do I have to bring my own balls or can I play with yours? ;)
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You are MORE THAN WELCOME to play with mine...but you may have to fight off PHATchik to do so...

B True
 
The Terminator said:
Out of curiosity, where the hell do you get things like that? Not that I could use them...:( but it's not like you see them at Play it Again sports.
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I drove 12 hours today round trip to meet with a guy who makes them by hand...he tried to GIVE me more...but I already had over 3k pounds of concrete in my truck at the moment and the limit according to the vehicle specs was 2,100...and I was out of room. I had one in the passenger seat, one in the passenger floorboard, and 8 in the back...along with the heavy farmers....

B True
 
PHATchik said:


I can be pretty vicious.
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C'mon girl...let me hear ya growl....

B True
 
cop: "What the hell is that in your passenger seat sir?"
Clint: "Its a 415 lbs round ball of concrete sir"
cop: "ahhh I see, just follow the white mr and everything will be fine"
 
I bet your truck was a little harder to stop with all that weight. Did they roll much coming home? Nice car in the background.
 
Farmers are those things that look like scuba tanks on the ground. You have to do the "farmers walk" with them if I'm not mistaken, which is walking a certain distance while they pull your arms out of the sockets. Interesting concept really. That's pretty amazing that you acquired those balls btrue... if you don't mind my asking.. were they rather expensive? I can't imagine making a perfect sphere out of concrete that ways 3 times as much as me if easy to do.
 
Pamela: Yeah...they are concrete, quikrete, etc... I was worried I would get pulled over because my truck was A LOT illegally overloaded!!! By like 1,500 pounds inside. I was really worried about a wreck and my balls falling all over me.
 
slickdadd said:
B Fold....Do you know who Joey Fatone from N'Sync is?
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Yep...I SURE do....lol. I get that a lot actually and I did imitate him once for a skit/term paper for a class. Maybe I can find the pic of me dressed up like him somewhere...lol

B True
 
HumorMe said:
I bet your truck was a little harder to stop with all that weight. Did they roll much coming home? Nice car in the background.
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My truck was just a tad bit harder to stop...not really bad at all though. I am used to pulling a heavy trailer, so this wasn't any different (easier actually).

They didn't roll at all. I tried to get them all pretty much jammed in there and very secure...and set the 415 stone in a tire so that it would NOT move. I was just worried about my truck bottoming out. Had no problems driviving 75+ on the interstate though:) Gotta love a Suburban!!!!

B True
 
Gotta a lil song....Let me sing it for ya...

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest
balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballrooms always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody's says I've got great balls of fire

Some balls are held for charity
And some balls for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls I like the best
And my balls are always bouncing.,
To the left and to the right
it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

NICE BALLS CLINT!

Hey Project.....I'm in my AC/DC mode!
 
So...I have the biggest balls of them all?

B True
 
Do you think that if I showed my balls off to women...it might help my chances of getting more dates???

B True
 
WTF your parents want with cement balls? Can't build a snow man like the rest of the neighborhood?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
WTF your parents want with cement balls? Can't build a snow man like the rest of the neighborhood?
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WoW!!! Great idea. With some duck tape we could have a snow man all year round!!!!

B True
 
b fold the truth said:
Do you think that if I showed my balls off to women...it might help my chances of getting more dates???

B True
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Just bet them that they can't handle your balls. Women love that kind of challenge.

B True officially reigns as having the "Biggest Balls on the Board." Way to go Champ! :)
 
spatts said:
That was very cool of your parents!!

...I don't know about your balls, but your new avatar ROCKS. I want erectors like that!
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I'm trying to figure out if your shoulders are bigger than mine. What do you do for them? I do shoulder and chest presses but my joints will not allow further progression it seems.
 
spatts said:
My shoulders are 48" in circum...but I'm pretty fat right now. I lose size there first when I cut back. I only isolate the twice a week for one set each time.

I do ALOT of heavy compound movements though.

I think they just look bigger because I have no biceps. :lmao:
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I should have said delts. Your delts look big. my chest is close to 48" but doesn't look too big because of my height.

Wide shouders can be bad on an airplane. I got stuck in between a couple larger fellows and spent the entire flight with our shouders packed against each other. It was uncomfortable.

What do you do to isolate them? I pretty much do just do compound movements for so many reasons.
 
could you explain me how you take clomids ? I might be interested in having such freaky balls. I cant imagine the load.....
 
spatts said:
That was very cool of your parents!!

...I don't know about your balls, but your new avatar ROCKS. I want erectors like that!
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Thanks...you have met my parents and see the support that they give me. They do what they can.

Birthday 2001: Steel Log
Christmas 2001: Super Yoke
Birthday 2002: Conan's Wheel/Viking Press
Christmas 2002: Atlas Stones

Wonder if they would buy me a firetruck, an airplane, or a couple of Humm V's for my birthday next year? :)

Your back looks(is) awesome too...and you are NOT fat.

B True
 
PHATchik said:


It wasn't me that said it this time! :FRlol: :FRlol:
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Hmmm...I don't mind when you do though...

You on your way to come play with my balls?

B True
 
strider364 said:
B,

you must have the coolest playgroung in the world with all your toys? :)
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We have a lot of fun. Talked to a couple of Pro's who want to come train with me this Winter in prep for Boston in February.

B True
 
PHATchik said:


Hmmmmmm, tempting.
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What else could I do to tempt you? Please...tell me. A naked pic of me playing with my balls?

B True
 
PHATchik said:


You think I could handle it? :mix:
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Do you think that I am kidding?

B True
 
PHATchik said:


:eek2: I think you need to be on AIM. :)
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All this talk about BALLS from a big burly guy get you all hot and bothered...lolololololololololololololol

B True
 
b fold the truth said:


All this talk about BALLS from a big burly guy get you all hot and bothered...lolololololololololololololol

B True
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Of course. Why did you think I wanted you on AIM? :)
 
PHATchik said:


Of course. Why did you think I wanted you on AIM? :)
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Sweet!!! PHATchik WANTS me!!! How about my balls?

B True
 
PHATchik said:


I'll take those too. :)
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You will take me AND my balls?

Gosh...you are in a frisky mood tonight!!!

B True
 
I guess I will have to wait and see if having big balls helps any at all...

B True
 
Gosh...I am sore from playing with my balls yesterday...

It is a rough thing to do...but somebody has got to do it...

B True
 
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