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my asshole roomate came back while i was jerking off

fuck him, just finish, that will teach him to come home early , and you two will prob get to know each other a lot better
 
Why dont you just tell him to get lost for a little while till you finish?
 
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Are you jerking off in the living room or something? go to your room and shut the door.
 
Right when you're ready to drop the load, chase him around the room trying to hit him with the goodies...
 
dannomight said:
go to the bathroom.
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scratch that.

Jizz in his underwear drawer. I knew this mexican guy at my work who would do this to his wife when she wouldn't give him any tang. He didn't care if she watched either.
 
superdave said:
Are you jerking off in the living room or something? go to your room and shut the door.
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superdave said:
You apparently dont find these pics on the net ready to post.
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No. I seriously had that pic.
 
You need to communicate with your roommate when private time is

It should be noted with a sock on the outside door knob.

If thats on, he wont come in, simple as that.
 
UA_Iron said:
You need to communicate with your roommate when private time is

It should be noted with a sock on the outside door knob.

If thats on, he wont come in, simple as that.
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Is this for private time or "hey, Im jerking off" time lol
 
One of my boys, back in the the day obviously, discovered how to do that in the shower, and he thought he could only do it in the shower and was taking like 3-4 showers a day. pretty hilarious for a 6th or 7th grader.
 
Kabeetz said:
One of my boys, back in the the day obviously, discovered how to do that in the shower, and he thought he could only do it in the shower and was taking like 3-4 showers a day. pretty hilarious for a 6th or 7th grader.
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Thanks for the report on "your boy's" pre-teen mastabatory schedule. :rolleyes:
 
Kabeetz said:
One of my boys, back in the the day obviously, discovered how to do that in the shower, and he thought he could only do it in the shower and was taking like 3-4 showers a day. pretty hilarious for a 6th or 7th grader.
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lol @ "back in the day"
 
i know this feeling dude,when I was on the road with roomies on the same shift id end up going weeks without jerking off,and this is going from a 5 time a day schedule when im at home. its fucking shitty

all the whey-dude,you kill me
 
be like what my friend did. we were all at his house and he was in his room by himself. there was like a little social gathering downstairs. one of my friends decided to be nosy and went into his room , depite us telling him not to. 2 seconds after he went in , we heard "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MOTHERFUCKER!" and my friend just murmered a "sorry" and closed the door behind him all red faced. we all bursted out laughing at him.
 
SublimeZM said:
and hes in for the night so i cant finish
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Back in the day a roommate would put a tie on the outside door knob to let his roommate know he was getting soem action and not to disturb.

I suggest you grease down the outside door know with half a jar of vaseline so when he reaches for the door and gets the shit all over his hand he'll get the hint and let you finish and meanwhile since his hand is lubed up he can go to his car and wank off too.

it's a win/win for everybody!
 
Yarg! said:
be like what my friend did. we were all at his house and he was in his room by himself. there was like a little social gathering downstairs. one of my friends decided to be nosy and went into his room , depite us telling him not to. 2 seconds after he went in , we heard "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MOTHERFUCKER!" and my friend just murmered a "sorry" and closed the door behind him all red faced. we all bursted out laughing at him.
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why would he be in his room jerking off usptairs if his friends are all downstairs
 
we never erally new the extente of what he saw- he never said, but it was implied. maybe he just pulled down his pants or something.
 
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