My ass

[Fatty4You]

Last week i was getting in the elevator to go up to my office where i work and there were a bunch of other people in the elevator. I was the last to walk in and my back was facing the eveleator door. Well, the door wasn't closing and some guy next to me said something like "Hey, step in a little bit , i think your ass is blocking the door." Well, of course everyone in the elevator had to have a little chuckle at my expense. Ha ha ha, laugh it up.

Its not my fault though; for one, i have always had a large butt. And another thing, in the gym, it seems that EVERYTHING i do, seems to in some way get my butt pumped. Naturally anything i to in the lower body gets my butt pumped so much that i feel i could break steel bars over my ass. But even things i do with my upper body, i seem to used my butt for stablization and it gets pumped pretty much no matter what.

I can't seem to stop it, i can only hope to slow its growth down.

It is soo hard to find pants that look good! Anyone else have the problem? First off, most clothes weren't designed for people who go to the gym, and secondly NO clothes were designed for large glutes! When i go to a store i have to try on like 9 pairs of pants before i can even find one that will FIT over my ass. And dress pants look rediculous on me.

Ranting is done....

-Fatty

 

[jeremys]

same problem here. i'm genetically predisposed. we have the largest asses

 

[DrBones]

Hey everybody, I have GREAT ass genetics! lol... The thing just grows like a weed!
lol
I don't have the aformentioned ass genetics... I just have the standard, run of the mill ass...
I just thought it would be fun to comment

 

[spatts]

I hear ya...

 

[DrBones]

IF thats your ass in your avatar spatts.. I really don't think you have anything to worry about... You have a nice ass

 

[spatts]

It's a bubble.

 

[thriller]

big bums are good

 

[Nonerz]

It's a bubble.

hey! that was my nickname growing up...

now thanks to my growing love of squats, my ass has developed rather nicely...at least that's what they tell me!

my sister may have got the boobs (which I can buy anyway), but I definitely got the booty!

 

[bignate73]

now thanks to my growing love of squats, my ass has developed rather nicely...at least that's what they tell me!

my sister may have got the boobs (which I can buy anyway), but I definitely got the booty!

nate referring to part 1: yes!

nate referring to part 2: yes i do!

nate referring to part 3: you sure can!

nate referring to part 4: definitely.

 

[Nonerz]

he says the sweetest things!

 

[jbruno]

Don't be too upset. A strong ass would be quite useful if you ever went to prison, for obvious reasons..........

you know, to break the steel bars and escape.

Hey, please don't get mad, I'm just joking, and God knows I never want to meet your ass in a dark alley.

 

[BodybuildingUniverse]

I hope you popped the guy that said that to you....a bit rude. "Oh, now your bleeding head seems to be blocking the door...."

 

[quarterback7]

Big butts

Take a look at your squating and deadlift stance. This could have alot to do with it. Do not stand wide. Wider stance will give you a wider ass. If you want a nice square ass all pressing should be done narrow. Straight out of the mouth of a former Mr Olympia.

 

[andezzz999]

Quarterback, that's the only true response I read that makes sense. I have an ass problem to. I work the legs hard at the the expense of building a bigger stronger ass. I do a moderate amount of cardio to counter this but there's not fat on the ass, just muscle.... In looking at my squat routine I do set up wide (to compensate for some back problems) and that may be helping build that caboose....

 

[JOKER47]

It's a bubble.

Bubble-butts rock!


Joker

 

[Fatty4You]

Re: Big butts

Take a look at your squating and deadlift stance. This could have alot to do with it. Do not stand wide. Wider stance will give you a wider ass. If you want a nice square ass all pressing should be done narrow. Straight out of the mouth of a former Mr Olympia.

I defeinatley do all my squatting fairly narrow, about shoulders width. If i go in any more narrow, my knee starts to feel strange. But truth be told, i have had a mighty ass ever since i was young.

And at the moment, i have a mighty SORE ass [from exercising, you dirty bastards]

-Fatty

 

[JOKER47]

Re: Re: Big butts

I defeinatley do all my squatting fairly narrow, about shoulders width. If i go in any more narrow, my knee starts to feel strange. But truth be told, i have had a mighty ass ever since i was young.

And at the moment, i have a mighty SORE ass [from exercising, you dirty bastards]

-Fatty

Hee, hee, hee...."Mighty Ass".......

Joker

 

[quarterback7]

Genetics

Well it sounds like your just big a genetically big person. If you want to build a bodybuilder the task will be to bring everything into symmetry. Go light with high reps on your ass and any other part that seems out of porportion. Try to bring everything else into semmetry with your backside. Sometimes it is just futal.. Look at Tom Platz legs.

 

[spatts]

Re: Big butts

Take a look at your squating and deadlift stance. This could have alot to do with it. Do not stand wide. Wider stance will give you a wider ass. If you want a nice square ass all pressing should be done narrow. Straight out of the mouth of a former Mr Olympia.

I squat at about 50 inches wide and deadlift sumo, and....

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Out Back? Yes. Out Wide? No.

 

[Urban Legend]

Hmmmm. I'd imagine those sumo deads and wide squats must be a sight to see. Probably not as impressive as a quarter bouncing off of you, assuming that experiment works as it's rumored to . . . .

 

[Nonerz]

I have clips of her demonstrating pull throughs...you could take a look at her perfect form!

 

[Zyglamail]

A big ass is how you can tell if someone actually does squats. I have the same problem, my ass pulls my pants back making it uncomfortable on my waist in the front, I end up wearing pants a size larger in the waist for that reason.

I simply went down to the post office and got my ass its own zipcode.

 

[Fatty4You]

I simply went down to the post office and got my ass its own zipcode.