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My anti-BBF thread

Okay, here's where I'm at: I understood the first two posts, but Supersizeme and Chaos Mage threw me. I'm not ranking very high on the grasping-jokes meter.
 
No doubt orb....some underarmor with fix you right up. Then you can be styling like BBF.
 
Janet called and wanted to come over for sex, but all my towels were dirty. So anywho, I called up Angela who was out with Amber who found out that Angela and I are fuck buddies which didn't sit well with Amber. Who then called Janet and told her to buy her own towels with Stainguard, they work wonders with "maroon".

In all honesty, Amber found out that the college tuition money I don't have anymore, was spent on Under Armour and synthol. She asked me what synthol was and I told her it was a product made for guys looking to be like the staypuff marshmellow man. She believed me. LoL, guess she's not getting any autographed pictues from Gonelifting now.

Anyone want any penis pictures?
 
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BileStew said:
Janet called and wanted to come over for sex, but all my towels were dirty. So anywho, I called up Angela who was out with Amber who found out that Angela and I are fuck buddies which didn't sit well with Amber. Who then called Janet and told her to buy her own towels with Stainguard, they work wonders with "maroon".

In all honesty, Amber found out that the college tuition money I don't have anymore, was spent on Under Armour and synthol. She asked me what synthol was and I told her it was a product made for guys looking to be like the staypuff marshmellow man. She believed me. LoL, guess she's not getting any autographed pictues from Gonelifting now.
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Anywho, that wasn't bad, but you have to remind me who Janet is again... and you didn't put a single "anywho" in there. I expect better work from a poster of your caliber.

Anna will be here shortly...so can't type long...
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Nice addition, but I would have said penis not cock.
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Dude, I just got home, I was with Janet, Amber and Felicia. We all exchanged recipes and Under Armour gift certificates. My mind was elsewhere

And I said Anywho in the second sentence.

PS...I cannot remember all the names of your floozies. The Cliff Notes version hasn't arrived yet so I improvised.
 
chaos mage said:
Freek-a-leek
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do you want it MISSIONARY with your feet crammmmed to the headboard..do you want it from the back wit your face in da pillow so you can yell as loud as you wantoooo....


HOW YOU LIKE IT DADDY?
 
Smurfy said:
do you want it MISSIONARY with your feet crammmmed to the headboard..do you want it from the back wit your face in da pillow so you can yell as loud as you wantoooo....


HOW YOU LIKE IT DADDY?
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shameka, kiesha, tara, shawna, sabrina, crystal,
derhonda,lisa, falicia, tonesha, shavon,
monica, monique ,christina, yolonda
 
fyxgel2 said:
shameka, kiesha, tara, shawna, sabrina, crystal,
derhonda,lisa, falicia, tonesha, shavon,
monica, monique ,christina, yolonda
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Isssss that some kind of code or something?
 
Nathan said:
It's been like almost 4 months since I last had sex. Best summer ever. I hate everything.

Notice how I kept things short and simple with this post in anti-BBF fashion since I have assumed nobody really cares.
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I havent kissed a girl in my entire life time. I havent even cuddled with one or hugged one for an extended period of time. I am a deprived fellow.
I hate nothing.

I have kept things semi short / not simple / complaining. It would call it a fyxgel style along with a touch of anti BBF
 
fyxgel2 said:
I havent kissed a girl in my entire life time. I havent even cuddled with one or hugged one for an extended period of time. I am a deprived fellow.
I hate nothing.

I have kept things semi short / not simple / complaining. It would call it a fyxgel style along with a touch of anti BBF
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Dude, stop advertising that.
 
Nathan said:
It's been like almost 4 months since I last had sex. Best summer ever. I hate everything.

Notice how I kept things short and simple with this post in anti-BBF fashion since I have assumed nobody really cares.
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HI NATHAN!!!!!! How are you?!? XOXOXOXO
 
chaos mage said:
This type of thread obviously won't work if more people are anti-nate than anti-bodybycarameltwix.

But by God it had potential.
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Okay, I'm not sure I care for the direction this thread is taking now.
 
Ffactor said:
Nathans penis is bigger than BBF's.
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Well duh...he is on EF. I offically have the smallest penis on the board, since its under 9".
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well duh...he is on EF. I offically have the smallest penis on the board, since its under 9".
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I couldn't imagine having a 10" cock. What do you do if you pop wood at work? Or if it's that big, does it ever get hard enough to point straight up or does it hang down even in the erect state?
 
chaos mage said:
I couldn't imagine having a 10" cock. ?
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it be cool since u coud suck ur own dick

ive tried a more then a few times but no success as yet


i had a dream that i actually was able to suck my own cock
 
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