my 21st birthday today and i need some whitty speech jokes

[Elite_Fry]

Im leaving in about an hour where my friends are throwing me a 21st birthday, we also have to make a speech at these things. Has anyone got any whitty and funny jokes i could use to lighten the speech up? thanks

 

[Pamela]

Im leaving in about an hour where my friends are throwing me a 21st birthday, we also have to make a speech at these things. Has anyone got any whitty and funny jokes i could use to lighten the speech up? thanks

Happy Birthday..

 

[Tink!]

Happy Birthday Sweetie! Sorry..no Funny Stories

 

[EnderJE]

Happy BDay...makeup a story where you find yourself in a compromising position with a drag queen...or hit yourself in the nutsack...

guaranteed laughter..works on America's Funniest...