Movie Review : Yo Yo Girl Cop

[AAP]

It promised Nonstop Intense Action.

Yeah, in the trailers.

Basic plot = Teenage vamp with metal yo-yo kicks some ass. Villian also has metal yo-yo. But with blades and a string that must reach 150 feet.

"I'll beat the shit out of you!!!" was the heroine's battle cry. However, I think she only attended half of her martial arts training. Because she could block any kind of punch or hand strike, but throw a kick and she went down like a deck of cards. I swear, she had no defense against kicks of any kind.

Also featured the worst henchmen to hold machine guns ever. They must have been shooting blanks, no other explanation why 4 of them shooting at her point blank range 5 feet away would miss.

So.... that's it.

 

[the_clockwork]

never even heard of it

 

[jh1]

You gotta be making that shit up.

Even if that movie was really made, no way you sat through it.

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty nail.

 

[H_T_]

i'd rather spend an hour listening to HH talk...

 

[jh1]

i'd rather spend an hour listening to HH talk...

Wit ur cak in her mouth?

I like it when they hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[H_T_]

Wit ur cak in her mouth?

I like it when they hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i would blast a web like Spiderman in her jaw...

 

[AAP]

I shit you not.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0781084/

And the villian at the end changed out of a teenage school girl uniform into a variation of S&M short skirt with studded straps everywhere outfit. And if that wasn't enough, the mastermind in the movie was fucking bomb crazy. And their bombs seemed to explode in a flash of light similiar to the explosions that they used to show on the old tv series Land Of The Lost.

 

[timtim]

I shit you not.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0781084/

And the villian at the end changed out of a teenage school girl uniform into a variation of S&M short skirt with studded straps everywhere outfit. And if that wasn't enough, the mastermind in the movie was fucking bomb crazy. And their bombs seemed to explode in a flash of light similiar to the explosions that they used to show on the old tv series Land Of The Lost.

very avant garde. i thought i watched stupid movies. you have me beat.

 

[jh1]

I shit you not.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0781084/

And the villian at the end changed out of a teenage school girl uniform into a variation of S&M short skirt with studded straps everywhere outfit. And if that wasn't enough, the mastermind in the movie was fucking bomb crazy. And their bombs seemed to explode in a flash of light similiar to the explosions that they used to show on the old tv series Land Of The Lost.

Don't you lose your patience watching that tripe?

 

[AAP]

Don't you lose your patience watching that tripe?

I watched it on Playx4 speed.
Which rendered the subtitles pretty fucking useless.