mother phucking eggs!

[mustang_00]

so i hadn't eaten in all day. can't sleep for shit lately. decided to make myself a 3 egg omelet. i eat it, then get on the internet to check my email. my msn homepage comes up and it says

"salmonella outbreak recalls 228 million eggs".

kinda got grossed out and went into denial that it couldn't be in my region. then it said "colorado" and listed the brands. i don't even remember the phucking brand i bought. but, it was at walmart or kingsoopers, def not albertson's!

fml

Salmonella outbreak prompts recall of 228M eggs - Health - Food safety - msnbc.com

 

[nimbus]

i had some pasteurized egg whites today, count it

good luck brother

 

[mustang_00]

i yacked for no reason a few ago. other than that i feel fine. kinda turned me off from eggs though.

 

[ortiz34]

you have aids

 

[musclemom]

If it's any comfort, as long as the eggs are properly cooked, there's no chance of salmonella, it can't survive temperatures over 130 degrees F (basically a pinch higher than water out of the average tap).

 

[mustang_00]

If it's any comfort, as long as the eggs are properly cooked, there's no chance of salmonella, it can't survive temperatures over 130 degrees F (basically a pinch higher than water out of the average tap).

what if you did the "reverse chicken" and stuffed them up your butt? i think that's how bino loosened his out!?

 

[puddlemonkey]

you deserve far more than salmonella for shopping at walmart

 

[mustang_00]

you deserve far more than salmonella for shopping at walmart

i'm going to break into your house and tie you to a chair and try on your collection of shoes with no socks! then i'm going to open up your signed basketballs and fill them with over the max recommended PSI, and bounce them on crumbs while you watch helplessly!!

your new collection will be tears!

 

[layinback]

i'm going to break into your house and tie you to a chair and try on your collection of shoes with no socks! then i'm going to open up your signed basketballs and fill them with over the max recommended PSI, and bounce them on crumbs while you watch helplessly!!

your new collection will be tears!

lololololololol

or better yet, put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

he'd blow a fuckin' gasket!

 

[mustang_00]

lololololololol

or better yet, put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

he'd blow a fuckin' gasket!

nah, he'd probably collect the urine!

 

[musclemom]

what if you did the "reverse chicken" and stuffed them up your butt? i think that's how bino loosened his out!?

If you're into ass play, that's your prerogative but I would think things would be much easier if you just broke loose with a couple of bucks, got proper butt plugs and called it a day.

 

[Focus Fiend]

Egglands best is all I eat, they seem to be trust worthy.

 

[nangiggles]

Wow, trust worthy eggs... interesting...

 

[mustang_00]

Egglands best is all I eat, they seem to be trust worthy.

cause you think in your head that each one is individually stamped by a human? once you realize a machine does hundreds at a time you'll change your mind.

hahaha that'll be stuck in your head next time you eat them

 

[layinback]

cause you think in your head that each one is individually stamped by a human? once you realize a machine does hundreds at a time you'll change your mind.

hahaha that'll be stuck in your head next time you eat them

you are quickly becoming my favorite poster.

at the end of a stressful day i can read couple of your post
and i feel better.

partly because you are hilarious and partly because at least i'm not you.

j/k you are fukin hilarious and a likable sombich.