most messed up porno ever

[p0ink]

Ok, this should be funny as hell. What are some of the most fucked up pornos you guys have seen? When i had a scavenger hunt for my fraternity, on the list was "midget porn" and this kid in my hallway had a tape as a joke, but apparently i grabbed the wrong one, and when they all watched it they thought i was some sick fuck for owning it. it was a porno with people dressed up as cops wearing pig masks. they were all fuckin this girl and and making pig noises and sticking champagne bottles anywhere they could. the guys in my house flipped shit, and thought i was some kind of sicko...like seriously, it was that fucking bad...they still bring that shit up. you know it was that bad if it grossed out a bunch of frat guys.

I havent seen this one, but my friend was telling me about it. here's what he had to say:

"i love how he beats the shit out of the girls he's sodomizing (Some porn star named Rocco). i got a bunch, and he's always hitting them. i love it. unless their crying, then he kisses them. i have this one of him fucking this girl in the ass while he's holding her head in a toilet under water, then he pulls her up, slaps her in the face, puts her back down, and cums on her face"

man what the fuck is wrong with some pornos...has anyone else seen really bizarre shit?

 

[bignate73]

yeah, that rocco guy doesnt fuck around. he's rough as shit. i havent seen the toilet thing, but ive seen him slam some chicks pretty hard in the poopchute. leaves some serious red marks on their asses too.

not my cup of tea. but some people like to see that shit.

 

[tableedge]

I love rocco, because as horribly bad as he ruins some girls' colons, they still love him. I feel like they want him to think that they are special, but he doesn't, so they keep trying, until their stomachs fall out of their asses. But he can be gentle as a lamb too. Like that porno with him trying to stop that kid who got a magic book with a face that told the kid to be evil. At the end though, it all worked out. The kid teamed up with rocco and they defeated the book in the haunted carnival. Then they had a party on the clouds with the animal pornstars from the Forest of Feeling. God I love that one. Then he makes Anna suck is cock after gutting Sylvia with it. Sort of spoonfeeding her feces.

 

[p0ink]

oh yeah, i have another. i was in this room of these girls i was friends with (one of them i really wanted) and i was on her computer and decided to check my email. well in my email was a movie from my friend called "football.mpg". And this kid is a funny guy, so i called them over, and said "hey come here, i want to show you this movie." I opened it up and i was like "what the hell is this" and it turned out being some girl shooting a nerf football out of her chooch. their facial expressions were that of pure disgust and horror. they thought i was some sicko rapist after that, cause this was like the second time i was hanging out with them. oh man, their facial expressions were killer...i just wondered what they said after i left...man did i feel like a schmuck

 

[supersizeme]

for my 21st birthday, my best friend gave me a porno called "Old Bitches." it's basically a bunch of old, fat grey haired people having orgies. truly disturbing shit. the one young guy in the porno has one ball.
i still remember the first time my parents and i watched it together. boy did we get a laugh out of it.

 

[tableedge]

Don't forget about the two hands in the ass one. Anyone else think Peter North is a dork. I hate the sounds he makes and some of his classic catch phrases like "Wooaahhh I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, woaahhhh, woooaaaahhhh, raaaaa". So if you know what i'm talking about, make me feel less gay.

 

[Latimer]

The sickest shit I ever saw was on the net. It was just a short clip from some fetish site. Some lady had some guys balls all twisted up in a rope and stuck a needle into his swollen testicles. The sick part is some sort of fluid shot clear across the room everytime she punctured his sack. I don't know if it was seminal fluid or what. Grossed me out. I'm not into that shit in the slightest. I just kind of stumbled across it one night a few years ago. Very disturbing stuff. I don't know how people can get their kicks from that.

 

[supersizeme]

i think taking off that yellow mini-skirt and your eyeliner would probably be a more solid move to help you feel less gay, but i'll do what i can. yes i know the sounds you're talking about. guys in pornos sound retarded when they cum. i have never once dropped the bomb and been like "oh my god i'm gonna cum oh my god oh oh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooohhh babyyyyyyyyyy". retarded. i hope a chick would laugh at me if i ever did that.

 

[supersizeme]

also i've got a few .avi's of some japanese chicks vomitting into each other's mouth. that's pretty sick shit.

 

[Latimer]

also i've got a few .avi's of some japanese chicks vomitting into each other's mouth. that's pretty sick shit.

You ever see that one where that Chinese broad pukes into a bowl and then starts picking out the chunks and eating it? It was on rotten or a similar site a long time ago. My buddy showed me it when he was over and the audio alone makes you want to hurl.

 

[Latimer]

I think it was titled "Wonton Soup" or something.

 

[supersizeme]

yeah...got that one the asians do some crazy stuff.
i like finding death videos. i've got a ton of gunshot wounds and people in 3rd world countries getting their limbs cut off for breaking the law. god bless the internet.

 

[p0ink]

the midget porn was actually quite fucking funny. this midget had a mullet and would run around chasing after this girl and say lines like "you just want some of my big cock dont you?" hahaha it's fuckin funny to hear that shit coming from a midget

 

[nenofury]

The sickest shit I've seen is by Max Hardcore. He pisses in chicks mouths. He face fucks them till they puke and he slaps them. Gross but funny.

 

[Latimer]

yeah...got that one the asians do some crazy stuff.
i like finding death videos. i've got a ton of gunshot wounds and people in 3rd world countries getting their limbs cut off for breaking the law. god bless the internet.

What about the infamous Bud Dwyer press meeting? They have the clip floating around the net. The guy pulls a .357 out of an envelope in offs himself right in front of everyone. That was the craziest death/gore clip I've ever seen. Probably because I wasn't expecting it and had never heard of the incident before that.

 

[Taps]

Rocco is the shit (pun not inteneded). lol

However, I've seen worse than rocco.

The funniest one I have starts out with some chick blowing this dude. He's really getting into it, and just starts ramming her mouth fucking hard. She takes it like the whore she is, but gags a bit on the guys cock. Holy shit, he pulls his dick out and starts smacking the girl in the face...gives her a couple of left-hooks and sticks his dick back in her mouth! The girl keeps blowing him like that shit it normal. HAHAHAH...I'm such a sick bastard...I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it the first time. No disrespect intended to the ladies of the board, but what kind of skank lets a guy do that to her? Man, oh man.

i love fucked up porn. it's so damn entertaining.

 

[AAP]

**searching for Max hardcore and rocco right now**

 

[HappyScrappy]

I've always found rocco both revolting and intrguing... the women are usually hot, but the way he treats them is a huge turn off.
but he does lots of anal, and that is nice

 

[supersizeme]

What about the infamous Bud Dwyer press meeting? They have the clip floating around the net. The guy pulls a .357 out of an envelope in offs himself right in front of everyone. That was the craziest death/gore clip I've ever seen. Probably because I wasn't expecting it and had never heard of the incident before that.

oh yeah. i was just watching it again a couple of weeks ago. the best is watching his eyes just slowly close and the blood pouring out of his nose. really messed up. but for whatever twisted reason i enjoy it.

how have i not heard of this max hardcore guy?? damn, i must be slipping. there's a shitload of that stuff on morpheus.

 

[Taps]

BTW, that's not counting all the bestiality, bloodrinking, extreme bondage, scat, golden showers, and varoius other shit I've got on my HD.

I'm man of many tastes.

 

[HappyScrappy]

BTW, that's not counting all the bestiality, bloodrinking, extreme bondage, scat, golden showers, and varoius other shit I've got on my HD.

I'm man of many tastes.

I would get on xolox and just download everything that came up on searches - I still haven't gone through it all - but it is gigs worth of stuff.
part of the problem is my video card drivers are messed and sometimes my computer just reboots if it doesn't like the video. I don't blame it sometimes.
the other main problem is that one gets a lot of gay porn that way. well, its a problem for some...

 

[p0ink]

oh man, some of this shit is getting really nasty

 

[tableedge]

even worse than the asians throwing up into each others mouths, was the german shit eatin lesbos. I had one where she would shit into the others hand and then eat it. Then I had one where one was sort of sucking it off as it came out of her ass. The stomping the testicles with high heels one on rotten.com was bad. if i ever saw the needles in teh sack one, i'd kill myself though. Oh yeah, does anyone remember that ren and stimpy where stimpy makes a cartoon. Wasn't that the funniest episode ever?

I hate people with big afros

 

[tableedge]

oh, and i forgot, not porn related. but i saw a picture on rotten.com with this beggar girl in india that has a huge gash on her leg that she keeps open for sympathy, so people will give her change. I don't know how i feel about that.

 

[Burning_Inside]

saw one downloaded porn clip where this guy gets this speculum and spreads a girls ass open with it, then pisses in her ass...But the girl is lying on her back with a tube going from her mouth to her ass and she's sucking the piss out also.

Also saw this other clip where this girl is riding this guy, and he starts pissing inside her, then she starts pissing all over him,then they both start doing the moaning bit, and she pulls it out and he's still pissing up a storm while she's aiming it on her clit and everyplace else..then she shoves it back inside her and starts riding him some more while they're still pissing.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Oh yeah, does anyone remember that ren and stimpy where stimpy makes a cartoon. Wasn't that the funniest episode ever?

OH MY GOD EXPLODEY IT'S PEG PELVIS PETE AND HE'S COMING TO KILL US!!!!!!

 

[danielson]

i think taking off that yellow mini-skirt and your eyeliner would probably be a more solid move to help you feel less gay, but i'll do what i can. yes i know the sounds you're talking about. guys in pornos sound retarded when they cum. i have never once dropped the bomb and been like "oh my god i'm gonna cum oh my god oh oh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooohhh babyyyyyyyyyy". retarded. i hope a chick would laugh at me if i ever did that.

bbwwahahahaha

ive seen one where this chick squats down and starts doing a shit and they close up on her anal hole and watch the shit actually come out

i dont know what happened on the rest of the video as i was only prepared tgo see 4 secs of it

as for the sickest ive heard about, animal farm was one friends of mine watched at 10 yrs old and laughed about this chick sleeping with a pig- that freaked me out just hearuing about it

(i think max hardcore specialises in girls having sex while being strangled...they did a documentary about it here)

 

[tableedge]

I got the episode on morpheus, but the sound won't play, i got the 4.11 codec, the playa, restarted my machine, and the sound still won't play. any ideas? or a bad rip.

 

[manny78]

anything with Ed Powers......

 

[Daddyman Can]

Man I've gotta see some of this shit
give me some addresses
I've never seen that stuff must be a virgin

 

[p0ink]

i bet any female reading this is totally grossed the fuck out by now

 

[tableedge]

My friend claims that there is a pioneer named Eric the Cook, who started nasal sex. I have not found any trace of him anywhere. Has anyone heard of him. Ed Power's cock is monstrous.

 

[ryker77]

where do you'll get this stuff from??

Post the web addys.

 

[nenofury]

download morpheus or limewire. you can can anything.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

never heard of Ed Powers.......what's his specialty??

 

[p0ink]

bump

 

[cure]

Beastiality is the most fucked up. We got back from clubbing one night and everyone was fucked up so we decided to rent a motel. We were drunk off our asses, we get to the motel pop on the television and we see some girl taking a goats cock up her ass. She's bleeding all over from the goat hoofs mounting her...3 guys puked and all the woman were turned off right away. Waste of a night and $45.

 

[p0ink]

cure....that is one of the most fucked up things i'veheard in quite some time....hahahaha

 

[18echo]

for the most fucked up shit, go to bangedup.com or steakandcheese.com

for the goriest, go to ogrish.com.

nuff said. i think you'll agree.

 

[p0ink]

just reliving a good thread

 

[aurelius]

even worse than the asians throwing up into each others mouths, was the german shit eatin lesbos. I had one where she would shit into the others hand and then eat it. Then I had one where one was sort of sucking it off as it came out of her ass. The stomping the testicles with high heels one on rotten.com was bad. if i ever saw the needles in teh sack one, i'd kill myself though. Oh yeah, does anyone remember that ren and stimpy where stimpy makes a cartoon. Wasn't that the funniest episode ever?

German porn always seems to have a high "feces factor."

We´ve got some real renaissance men in here... keep it ´coming.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Max Hardcore's "The Southern Cross": Max in brazil

Robert Black's "Cellar Dwellers" and "Cellar Dwellers 2".

Worth a look if you are into that

 

[enrage]

Awesome Post. Makes being here at work a little more tolerable.

 

[double o seven]

Awesome Post. Makes being here at work a little more tolerable.

agreed!

007

 

[p0ink]

did anyone see the horse blow job one? my friend's sister of all people had it on her computer. some chick is blowing this horse, and with the sound on, it is funny as hel. the horse starts going ape shit making all these horse noises and when he blows his load, the girl attempts to swallow it all but then starts puking.

what is up with all these women wanting to suck on horse cocks? i dont get it.

 

[Paulos]

did anyone see the horse blow job one? my friend's sister of all people had it on her computer. some chick is blowing this horse, and with the sound on, it is funny as hel. the horse starts going ape shit making all these horse noises and when he blows his load, the girl attempts to swallow it all but then starts puking.

That was the funniest thing I've read all week.